"Confirmed for Brawl"

The idea for this topic came randomly when I was suggesting characters for Brawl.

Post a picture of any videogame, anime or real character, and then:
(**Name** confirmed for Brawl.)

Followed by what you imagine would be the move list for that character.
It can be humorous, or serious if you want.

DISCLAIMER: This not confirming any characters whatsoever, it's really just for funny and satirical purposes.

I'll go first.



Chris Benoit confirmed for Brawl.

Up+B - Hangs Himself

Neutral+B - Smothers his son

Down+B - Kills his wife

Z-grab- Buffs up with Steroids

hahahahaha

ok, my turn

Name: Major Max

Up+B - Heils Hitler

Neutral+B - Eats

Side+B - Call up a werewolf

Down+B - laugh maniacally

Z-grab - has a vampire grab you

Oh and post a picture of the person.

The Chris Benoit satire isn't amusing in the slightest. >_>

In all honestly, I'd say it was in bad taste.

Haha. This thread is genius.

I saw something that told me Chris Farley is going to be in Brawl. Oh wait he's dead.

NOPE... HE'S CONFIRMED!!!!!!

Up+B - Farts
Neutral+B - "Holy Shnikies!"
Side+B - Bangs you over the head with.. his head.
Down+B - Scratches his butt with your hand.

Name: Geno
Game: Mario series

Up+B: Geno Blast. Light beams shoot down where the closest opponent is.
Neutral+B: Geno Beam. An energy beam that flys across the screen. Charges up as you hold B.
Down+B: Geno Boost. Boosts his stats temporarily.
Side+B: Geno Whirl. Throws a disc of light like a frisbee.
Z-Grab: Geno Flash. Turns into a cannon and shoots a ball of energy.
Final Smash: Super Geno Whirl. See Geno Whirl, but this one does a lot more damage.

...yes, it's a serious idea. PWNT.

Name: Granny confirmed for brawl.

up+B: Flying Granny of Fury
down+B: Handbag attack
left+B: Baking Cookie attack
Right+B: Omega Granny bomb (takes Laxatives and poops on you).

CDi Link confirmed for Brawl!

Move set:

Up+B: SOOPAH JUMP

Side+B: "Gee, it sure is boring around here."

Down+B: Magic Capet Ride

B: CHOP CHOP

Final Smash: "I'm so hungry I could eat an Octorok."

Character: Tourettes guy.



B - Drools and you slip in it 1 hit K.O.
Up B - Swears loudly at the sky for absolutly no reason.
Down B - Stomps and pisses and moans at ground, swears loudy once more, similar to Dk's ground pound.
Over B - Gives whatever is in front of him the finger then farts and swears loudly.

Confirmed for Brawl:
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Ling Ling!

neutral B: throws lightning at enemies
side B: shouts japanese weird things
down B: pull out his tail and uses it as a sword
up B: he jumps so high he loses a life
final smash: he becomes sad so he sweats drugs amd all characters go to lick him, they get so damaged and addicted to ling ling that they cannot concentrate on fighting, ling ling can easiliy kill them after that

We should get this out of the way.

OUT OF MOTHER****ING NOWHERE, IT'S...

Chuck Norris has been confirmed for Brawl. He will be the final boss of The Subspace Emissary.

Up + B: Flying Roundhouse Kick

Neutral B: Roundhouse Kick

Side + B: Powered Roundhouse Kick

Down + B: Ninja Roundhouse Kick

Z-grab: Testicle Roundhouse Kick

Final Smash: Thousand Roundhouse Kicks of Death

Originally Posted by Power Shot

We should get this out of the way.

OUT OF MOTHER****ING NOWHERE, IT'S...

Chuck Norris has been confirmed for Brawl. He will be the final boss of The Subspace Emissary.

Up + B: Flying Roundhouse Kick

Neutral B: Roundhouse Kick

Side + B: Powered Roundhouse Kick

Down + B: Ninja Roundhouse Kick

Z-grab: Testicle Roundhouse Kick

Final Smash: Thousand Roundhouse Kicks of Death

you win as many internets as you like

Originally Posted by Aex

The Chris Benoit satire isn't amusing in the slightest. >_>

In all honestly, I'd say it was in bad taste.

I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Power Shot

We should get this out of the way.

OUT OF MOTHER****ING NOWHERE, IT'S...

Chuck Norris has been confirmed for Brawl. He will be the final boss of The Subspace Emissary.

Up + B: Flying Roundhouse Kick

Neutral B: Roundhouse Kick

Side + B: Powered Roundhouse Kick

Down + B: Ninja Roundhouse Kick

Z-grab: Testicle Roundhouse Kick

Final Smash: Thousand Roundhouse Kicks of Death

heck no!!!! he would be unbeatable! and the Wii would not handle a 3D model of Chuck Norris, when you reach the end the Wii would just explode!

This seems a little like a clan game, but I'll play along.

Best character ever-

Dash Rendar form Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire has been confirmed for Brawl!

Up B- Jetpack
Smash B- Seeker Missle
Neutral B- Pulse Cannon
Down B- Flame
Throw- Grabs the enemy's leg, and holds the foot at waist height (grab). He then kicks the enemy in his opposite knee, bending it backwards (attack). He then kicks them in the face (throw).
Taunt- Shoots Pulse cannon in a circle around his feet.
Final Smash- Disruptor Blast

Ridley

Go to the Ridley thread on Smashboards, i'd be here for a while if I copied and pasted it all.


Everybody loves Ridley, and Ridley loves most ( least) people.

B-Sends the troops to attack you.

Up B- Morphs into a monkey

Down B- Trips and falls

Side B- Stutters incoherently

Final Smash- One Fingered Victory Salute

Originally Posted by Power Shot

We should get this out of the way.

OUT OF MOTHER****ING NOWHERE, IT'S...
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...rris/CHUCK.jpg
Chuck Norris has been confirmed for Brawl. He will be the final boss of The Subspace Emissary.

Up + B: Flying Roundhouse Kick

Neutral B: Roundhouse Kick

Side + B: Powered Roundhouse Kick

Down + B: Ninja Roundhouse Kick

Z-grab: Testicle Roundhouse Kick

Final Smash: Thousand Roundhouse Kicks of Death

Funny.

Originally Posted by Flames of Valor

Character: Tourettes guy.

http://www.soapintheeye.com/maze14/tg-w.jpg

B - Drools and you slip in it 1 hit K.O.
Up B - Swears loudly at the sky for absolutly no reason.
Down B - Stomps and pisses and moans at ground, swears loudy once more, similar to Dk's ground pound.
Over B - Gives whatever is in front of him the finger then farts and swears loudly.

not funny.

Originally Posted by Power Shot

We should get this out of the way.

OUT OF MOTHER****ING NOWHERE, IT'S...

Chuck Norris has been confirmed for Brawl. He will be the final boss of The Subspace Emissary.

Up + B: Flying Roundhouse Kick

Neutral B: Roundhouse Kick

Side + B: Powered Roundhouse Kick

Down + B: Ninja Roundhouse Kick

Z-grab: Testicle Roundhouse Kick

Final Smash: Thousand Roundhouse Kicks of Death

Tsk tsk... You insult me.

It's more like:

Passive Ability = Kills everybody instantly.

B: Flamethrower
B>: Sky Uppercut
B^: Brave Bird
Bv:Blaze Kick
Final Smash: Overheat


B: Splash
B>: Splash
B^: Splash
Bv: Splash
Final Smash: Evolve