"Confirmed for Brawl"

Originally Posted by Zeldafan1

Windows Vista confirmed for brawl!

Mac OSX has been confirmed for Brawl!

Up + B - Hits opponent with a malfunctioning Windows computer...the supply is endless.
Neutral + B - Toss Bill Gates' ashes at opponent.
Down + B - Uses the superior Mac version of photoshop to draw a grave for Microsoft, which crushes the opponent.
Throw - Counter-attack that sends all viruses back at the opponent.

Originally Posted by Kitsuné

When you want to act tough, disrespect the dead.

Dude, stop being a bastard. Do you know why he did it? No, you don't.

Agreed.

Anyways...



Steven Seagal has been confirmed for Brawl!

His moves are:

Up+B: Death Stare
Side+B: Death Glance
Down+B: Death squint
B: The Look of Death

Originally Posted by Zeldafan1

I just love how you assume I don't and answer the question for me. That's just blatant ignorance. I haven't checked much into the official story. But I believe it was out roid' rage, meaning steroid abuse.

It's a ****ing joke it means nothing. It's for satirical purposes.

So you're annoyed that I answered the question for you... and now you're giving the exact same answer?

I find it funny if it was Michael Jackson or OJ everyone would think it's hillarious but when it's someone like Chris Benoit they whine and cry about it.

Originally Posted by Luke Groundwalker

I find it funny if it was Michael Jackson or OJ everyone would think it's hillarious but when it's someone like Chris Benoit they whine and cry about it.

Assumations.

You don't know that I would laugh about it. Perhaps you would, but you're just jumping to conclusions now.

Originally Posted by Kitsuné

So you're annoyed that I answered the question for you... and now you're giving the exact same answer?

I answered the question. I only slightly slated it with I'm not sure it's accurate. That's more than an answer than what you simply pre-concepted for me.

Seriously your delving way to far into this matter than what you have to. This isn't about Chris Benoit, it's about confirming fake characters for Brawl to be funny and satirical. That's all there is too it. It's not disrespecting the dead (Although I think it's completely his fault).

You don't know that I would laugh about it. Perhaps you would, but you're just jumping to conclusions now.

And you really need to STFU now. And stop whining about what was not meant in the ****ing first place.

Originally Posted by Zeldafan1

I answered the question. I only slightly slated it with I'm not sure it's accurate. That's more than an answer than what you simply pre-concepted for me.

Seriously your delving way to far into this matter than what you have to. This isn't about Chris Benoit, it's about confirming fake characters for Brawl to be funny and satirical. That's all there is too it. It's not disrespecting the dead (Although I think it's completely his fault).

And you really need to STFU now. and stop whining about what was not meant in the ****ing first place.

I could punch you for a laugh, break your nose, cause severe blood loss to you. It wasn't ment to hurt you.

So what about if someone gets bullied and tormented to the extent where they cannot take living anymore? So they kill the ones that hate them?

Once can be a joke gone too far, but doing one about Cho too shows how heartless and pathetic you are.

I'm tired now, but I get to wake up to find more people arguing, goodie.

Originally Posted by Kitsuné

I could punch you for a laugh, break your nose, cause severe blood loss to you. It wasn't ment to hurt you.

So what about if someone gets bullied and tormented to the extent where they cannot take living anymore? So they kill the ones that hate them?

Once can be a joke gone too far, but doing one about Cho too shows how heartless and pathetic you are.

I'm tired now, but I get to wake up to find more people arguing, goodie.

Firstly, I think your a total idiot for comparing verbal abuse (words) with physical abuse (Violently coming in contact with someone). In addition to that the verbal abuse I condoned was simply sarcasm.

What does that second paragraph correlate to what was disputed over again? Because I honestly didn't understand where that was coming from.

When joking too far about a person who's actually in contact with you--then it's a problem. This simply isn't the case.

Originally Posted by Zeldafan1

Firstly, I think your a total idiot for comparing verbal abuse (words) with physical abuse (Violently coming in contact with someone). In addition to that the verbal abuse I condoned was simply sarcasm.

What does that second paragraph correlate to what was disputed over again? Because I honestly didn't understand where that was coming from.

When joking too far about a person who's actually in contact with you--then it's a problem. This simply isn't the case.

I exxagerated it, yes. But it is the same thing, in a different form.

The second paragraph? That is what happened to Cho.

I don't care for only people that I come in contact with, because I'm not like that.

I'll finish this in the morning, that is, if it hasn't been finished.

Name: Stallord
B=Staltroop block
B+</>=Fireball
B+V=Hammer Punch (DK's Down Smash from Melee)
B+^=Flick
Throw=Throw
Final Smash=Slap!

I give great news...I, DURZA, HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL!


Up+B: Uses extreme sarcasm

Neutral+B: Attacks enemies with his grammar nitpicking while shouting "TYPE OUT YOUR DAMN WORDS!"

Side+B: Argues

Down+B: Scares opponents with his ability to see their OS, IP, etc.

Throw: Shoves one of his threads at an opponent and turns them over with it.

Final Smash: Takes advantage of his deceptive custom title and confuses noobs.

Kirby Absorb: Kirby gets a little hat and beard like the guy in my avatar and can use "TYPE OUT YOUR DAMN WORDS!".

Originally Posted by Kitsuné

I exxagerated it, yes. But it is the same thing, in a different form.

The second paragraph? That is what happened to Cho.

I don't care for only people that I come in contact with, because I'm not like that.

No it's not. Beating someone up and calling someone names (jokingly) are on completely different levels.

No he abused steroids and decided to kill his family and himself. There's no excuse for that. Even so, I respect him as a wrestler, but making fun of him satirically doesn't make me any less or more pathetic. It's done all the time. I think at this point in our lives we should just grow to accept it.

I think you're sadly just missing the overall point. Nothing here should be taken seriously, and this what you continue to demonstrate which the exact opposite of the thread's purpose.

I'll finish this in the morning, that is, if it hasn't been finished.

There's nothing else to discuss other than you don't what satire is and how to accept it. So you feel it's your obligated duty to stick up for a person who is dead, when he is made fun of sarcastically.

Liek zomg Hitsugaya's been confirmed for Brawl! *Licks*

B (Repeatedly) - Quick slash combo.
B Left/Right - Forward spin slash.
B Down - Wave of ice.
B Up - Rising ice spiral.
Throw - Impale with sword and freeze/break the ice with a second slash.
Final Smash - Dai Guren Hyourinmaru.

here is one:



















Invisible guy has been confirmed for Brawl!
Up special move:no one knows
Side special move:make the sky fall on enemies
Standart special move:dances
Down special moves:uses a ginat arrow to make the player know where he is
Final smash:suicide

yeah i know is not funny, i just was bored

OMGZ TAY ZONDAY IS CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL!

Up-B= Chocolate Rain
Down B= Stays dry while you fell the pain
B= Crashes cars in France the other night
Smash B= History quickly crashes through his veins
Taunt= Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Throw= Uses you to fall back down again

FINAL SMASH: moves away from the mic to breathe in!

Originally Posted by Durza

I give great news...I, DURZA, HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL!


Up+B: Uses extreme sarcasm

Neutral+B: Attacks enemies with his grammar nitpicking while shouting "TYPE OUT YOUR DAMN WORDS!"

Side+B: Argues

Down+B: Scares opponents with his ability to see their OS, IP, etc.

Throw: Shoves one of his threads at an opponent and turns them over with it.

Final Smash: Takes advantage of his deceptive custom title and confuses noobs.

you would so be my favorite brawler!

Originally Posted by Zeldafan1

No it's not. Beating someone up and calling someone names (jokingly) are on completely different levels.

No he abused steroids and decided to kill his family and himself. There's no excuse for that. Even so, I respect him as a wrestler, but making fun of him satirically doesn't make me any less or more pathetic. It's done all the time. I think at this point in our lives we should just grow to accept it.

I think you're sadly just missing the overall point. Nothing here should be taken seriously, and this what you continue to demonstrate which the exact opposite of the thread's purpose.


There's nothing else to discuss other than you don't what satire is and how to accept it. So you feel it's your obligated duty to stick up for a person who is dead, when he is made fun of sarcastically.

One more post and i'm done. (Because it is my duty as an ******* to get the last word)

I can understand making a joke about Chris Benoit, but having heard people say it was in bad taste, how hard would a "sorry if that was a bit offensive to some." Instead, you went and done the same thing about another dead person. I reiterate, once can be a bad joke, twice is a habit, and certainly a bad one.

The physical and verbal abuse: I used a bad example, but I don't have the energy nor PM-space to respark this argument.

Instead: Eric Cartman has been confirmed for brawl!

Up-B= Swears at you.
Down B= Swears at your mom.
B= Starts belly-pound attack.
Smash B= Chops you up and makes soup out of you.
Taunt= Sings the "Your mom's a *****" song.
Throw= Throws kenny at you.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd...

Special unlock: Police Cartman has been confirmed for brawl.



Up-B= Flashes his badge at you.
Down B= Forces you to "respect his authority!"
B= His you with his police-stick-thingy.
Smash B= Gets his crew to help him.
Taunt= "Crime doesn't pay... unless I'm doing it.
Throw= Jumps on you.

Originally Posted by Kitsune

One more post and i'm done. (Because it is my duty as an ******* to get the last word)

I can understand making a joke about Chris Benoit, but having heard people say it was in bad taste, how hard would a "sorry if that was a bit offensive to some." Instead, you went and done the same thing about another dead person. I reiterate, once can be a bad joke, twice is a habit, and certainly a bad one.

The physical and verbal abuse: I used a bad example, but I don't have the energy nor PM-space to respark this argument.

Because they should have never taken it a bit serious anyway. That's why. What is being said in this thread should be taken with little grain of salt, if you can't handle that, then simply don't post in the thread. I even have a warning addressing this type of issue from the beginning. I considered people who might possibly be offended, but in the end complaining about what should have never been taken seriously is pointless. Why is that so hard to understand? It's not.

That was the only example you had and you presented a bad one. Now your point is very moot now... and your attempt to argue something stupid now seems very useless.

Originally Posted by Zeldafan1

Because they should have never taken it a bit serious anyway. That's why. What is being said in this thread should be taken with little grain of salt, if you can't handle that, then simply don't post in the thread. I even have a warning addressing this type of issue from the beginning. I considered people who might possibly be offended, but in the end complaining about what should have never been taken seriously is pointless. Why is that so hard to understand? It's not.

That was the only example you had and you presented a bad one. Now your point is very moot now... and your attempt to argue something stupid now seems very useless.

*Sigh* You had to just go that little bit further didn't you?

If you'd like another example, we can argue further through PM. I also see no warning in your first post other than "this can be funny or serious, though it is ment as a joke."

I never implied that you didn't mean it as a joke, I'm just saying it was a very distasteful and bad joke.

Originally Posted by Noob Saibot

OMGZ TAY ZONDAY IS CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL!

Up-B= Chocolate Rain
Down B= Stays dry while you fell the pain
B= Crashes cars in France the other night
Smash B= History quickly crashes through his veins
Taunt= Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Throw= Uses you to fall back down again

I lol'd so hard. :XD