Stupidest thing you've ever done in a Non-Zelda video game

Okay, this is just like the thread in General Zelda, except here you post the stupidest thing you've ever done in a NON-ZELDA video game.

As far me, I call this one Corpse Juggling. I play Halo on the PC, and the other day I was playing a multiplayer CTF game on the Sidewinder map. Me and another guy had parked Rocket Warthogs right on our flag, so they were basically mobile missle turrets. It was near impossible for the other team to get our flag. Anyway, in between attacks, we fired our rockets at corpses of dead players, weapons, abandoned vehicles, or whatever was laying around, just to watch it bounce around the room. It's kinda fun, actually.

hm let see um playing Dark cloud ok I was fighting these guys and you need to repair your weapons and I was using the hammer/ax guy and my ax almost broke and I had repair powder and I thought I repaired it and it broke and I died and I screw myself over>_<.

...What?

In Resident Evil REmake, I fought the fully-powered Tyrant with a Knife. Let's just say... it wasn't as easy as fighting the one that can just walk.

HahAHA my friend in RE4 lost all his ammo and had to fight elgigante with a knife.I killed him with a hand gun and one G+R+Y thing and my friend had tons of herbs.

... how much handgun ammo did you have?

Me I had like 50 bullets or I lost my other ammo on him Its so much easier if you save the wolf and if you dont animal crulaty.On mercaneires mode theres cainsaw guys with 2 saws.

I know that. I've beaten the game inside and out.

I'm kinda skeptical about beating El Gigante with JUST 50 handgun bullets, even though he is a pushover.

... Those can't possibly beat mine. I turned a game into a soap opera filled with scandels and screaming.

Okay, first off I was playing Fable (this should give it away). I was bored of kicking chickens after beating the game and I was like "Wow, I'm bored." So that's when i say her, in Bowerstone a married wife and husband with a child. Okay, I don't know how this worked but it did.

I raised my sexiness to full and procceed to sway her. Her husband was extremely jealous and eventually i asked her t marry me. She excepted and I had a kid tag along as well. (I can't pull that off again) Wife did mattress mambo a lot. I got bored with that and decided "I want to beat up the ex." I went to the ex's house and constantly beat him for 5 minutes. The guards came and I was like "It's all good I'll pay the fine." Then this is when I was starting to get into the thing.

I turned the game into a soap and thought "wait, won't the kid find out about this and then the wife will leave me?" of course this will never happen in game, but i was just fooling around. so I went home wehn the kid arrived and said out loud, "Billy, I want to talk to you about taking one for the team." But since the kid couldn't hear me he ran away. I ran in front of him and started beating up the little kid. He was crying and screaming which made me hit him more.

So behold the wife walks in and screams for the guards. I start hitting her. She divorces me and I had to escape town for fear of paying a fine.

Now that's stupid. Try and beat that! (Any GTA player has a better story than this)

Originally Posted by LoserMaster

Now that's stupid. Try and beat that! (Any GTA player has a better story than this)

How right you are!

1. Driven off a cliff with a hooker.
2. Beat up an old man with a big purple dildo.
3. Crashed (on purpose) my Hydra into a hot dog stand.
4. Took a suicide dive out of a flying car, which was roughly 600 feet in the air.
5. Killed all of my girlfriends.
6. Chainsawed a gazillion people.
7. Jumped off of a mountain with a BMX.
8. Molested a sea turtle.
9. Taken photos of dead people.
10. Attached satchel charges to a cop's crotch.

... All in five minutes.

In Banjo Kazooie, I flew to the very top of the sky in Treasure Trove Cove, and pressed Z to begin a Beak Buster.

The idea was to smash into the water, since I'd collected all the Jiggies, instead, I missed the Water by a few inches, and landed on the Beach, and died as a result.

Also - I was foolish enough to use the Cheats to unlock all the Secret Stop 'n' Swop Eggs and Ice Key, and Grunty deeted my save file.