Link vs. Link

No this isn't like, an actual fight. Its moreso Link fighting his inner demons and the legal system as he fights over custody of his 3 kids during his divorce with Zelda.

A little background info for everyone: After defeating Gannon and sealing him away for good, Link and Zelda decided to get married. They have been married for 10 years, but it gets darker.

Just a few weeks ago, word has it that Midna somehow came back and the Hyrluian tabloids had caught Link and Midna in a nice romp with Falbi of the Falbi's Flight-by-Fowl gamehouse on the shore of Lake Hylia. There was much drama and fighting between Link and Zelda. From the fighting it was revealed that Zelda had abused Magic Potion and was also quite unfaithful, as there was pictures of her with Darbus, the main hero of the Goron Tribe. This lead to race riots in Kaikairo Town and Zelda being dethroned. After all this mess, Link left Hyrule Castle and is now mostly seen drifting drunkenly around Castle Town. Zelda meanwhile is still allowed to live in the castle, but just as a servant and rumor has it, her Magic Potion abuse has gotten worse.


No the main point is that Link and Zelda are now in a court of law and you the jury must decide the fate of Goro, Shaniquea, and Ransont. Should it be the washed up former Hero of Hyrule or should it be the princess-turned-drug-abusing maid?

This all sounds like really bad fan fiction.

But its not damnit! Its the fate of young kids here!

They can't get split custody?

The fact that Link cheated on Zelda with Midna really shouldn't be a hindrance for taking care of children. Does Zelda's potion abuse affect her ability to care for her children?

shouldn't this be in like forum games or something?

and Hyrule gets them. Link is probably gonna be off saving the world 'n Zelda... well...

Dont do PCP, kids.

holy ♥♥♥♥ man this is so dark I love it can't wait for chapter 2

I don't think the kids should have a mute father. And i don't think a druggy should have the kids. Hyrule State custody wins, for now....

Hyrule State Custody gets the kids. Zelda should be dethroned, too, that skank.

I'm going to be a stupid fanboy and ignore the opening post. If Link got in a fight with Link, then Chuck Norris would win.

Because Chuck Norris always wins...

Originally Posted by Super Meat Boy

I'm going to be a stupid fanboy and ignore the opening post. If Link got in a fight with Link, then Chuck Norris would win.

Because Chuck Norris always wins...

Hold it right there, Mr. Galactic Frozen Meat.

This man.



Could defeat Chuck Norris with a Sega Saturn tied to his back any day.

Link.

I'd rather have a father that cheated than a high mother. And I really mean it.

EDIT: Those poor kids. They just wanted to play sports.

This one is actually beautiful, butbut