|OT| Pokemon (Black & White): Thread of Darmanitastic!

Originally Posted by Kostya

Of course!! It all makes sense now!

Barry got fed up with constantly losing to his rival so he tried to make the three creation pokemon alter reality so he was the champion. But they got mad at him and warped reality to send him to another continent where he became a girl. After materializing he kept the three creation stones because they reminded him of his forgotten past. Then when his Munna was stolen the creation stones were taken too and given to the shadow triad!!

YAY! EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE AGAIN!!

We are on step closer to solving the mystery that is pokemon!

EDIT: There is a girl in the Rock Tunnel that says she wants a floral pattern pokemon. Munna?? Also Munna looks like a retarded elephant like Drowzee, and both control dreams

Originally Posted by LordPacci

We are on step closer to solving the mystery that is pokemon!

EDIT: There is a girl in the Rock Tunnel that says she wants a floral pattern pokemon. Munna?? Also Munna looks like a retarded elephant like Drowzee, and botch control dreams

Huzzay!!

Munna and Drowzee probably share an evolutionary ancestor. Same as all the different cat pokemon.

Originally Posted by Kostya

Huzzay!!

Munna and Drowzee probably share an evolutionary ancestor. Same as all the different cat pokemon.

Mew is everythings ancestor..

I think at one point there were billions of Mews that just changed with the enviornment

Originally Posted by LordPacci

Mew is everythings ancestor..

I think at one point there were billions of Mews that just changed with the enviornment

No, how can mew be the ancestor of a god?

Originally Posted by Kostya

No, how can mew be the ancestor of a god?

Arceus created Palki to create the universe and Dialga to start time. THEN he created mew to populate the earth. Mew is the ancester of anything that isnt humna or a god pokemon

Originally Posted by LordPacci

Arceus created Palki to create the universe and Dialga to start time. THEN he created mew to populate the earth. Mew is the ancester of anything that isnt humna or a god pokemon

What about humans? Did they evolve from Mew too

Originally Posted by LordPacci

Mew is everythings ancestor..

This doesn't exclude the possibility of several different long evolutionary branches starting from Mew. Although the concept of Pokemon evolutionary biology has too many contradicting facts feeding into it and is perhaps too silly to think about much anyway.

Originally Posted by DIUM

This doesn't exclude the possibility of several different long evolutionary branches starting from Mew. Although the concept of Pokemon evolutionary biology has too many contradicting facts feeding into it and is perhaps too silly to think about much anyway.

Wanna bet?

These two appear to be genetically related:



Also if pokemon did evolve then the seventeen different types are what? Different phylums or families to classify them?

Wanna bet what? I JUST SAID that there could be several different long evolutionary branches starting from Mew. That looks like a pretty good example of one.

Originally Posted by DIUM

Wanna bet what? I JUST SAID that there could be several different long evolutionary branches starting from Mew. That looks like a pretty good example of one.

It was a reply to the contradicting facts argument. Basically I was saying that IMO some pokemon clearly did evolve from one another.

What exactly are these branches though?

The comparison I posted seems to be one. Along with Chikorita and Tropius. But what about things like Aerodactyl and Archen? Are they related at all?

Who would have though a child's game could fascinate me so much.

I just realized that the word "evolutionary" means something completely different in this context. That's potentially confusing.

Originally Posted by DIUM

I just realized that the word "evolutionary" means something completely different in this context. That's potentially confusing.

I know. I guess when they made the game metamorphisis was considered too big a word.

Anyway, I think a case can also be made for Sharpedo and Garchomp being related.

Munna and Drowzee is obvious.

Arbok and Seviper too.

Alright, this EXP slider is pissing me the **** off. Until I get a game that will use the BW codes, I'm on hiatus from Black. A ****ing unfeazant or whatever the second form is gives off 100 something xp. Are you ****ing ****ting me? I'm gonna AR the whole game with x128 Exp code on the whole time. This is one of the MAJOR steps back for BW.

Originally Posted by Cayenne Pepper

Alright, this EXP slider is pissing me the **** off. Until I get a game that will use the BW codes, I'm on hiatus from Black. A ****ing unfeazant or whatever the second form is gives off 100 something xp. Are you ****ing ****ting me? I'm gonna AR the whole game with x128 Exp code on the whole time. This is one of the MAJOR steps back for BW.

WHOA! Calm down

Now what is this exp slider thingy you're upset about?

Originally Posted by Kostya

I know. I guess when they made the game metamorphisis was considered too big a word.

Anyway, I think a case can also be made for Sharpedo and Garchomp being related.

Munna and Drowzee is obvious.

Arbok and Seviper too.

Ha good luck finding a way to relate Remoraid (a fish) and Octilery (an octopus).



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Anyone have a Deino/Zweilous they'd be interested in trading? I'd kinda like to have one with a good/decent nature, since its kinda a pain in the dick to level up.

Shoot me a VM. I don't have anything super awesome to trade. If its one with a really good nature, hell, I'd trade you my Victini for it, if you didnt get one yet. :o

No. You're all wrong. Pokemon don't exist. Ash is just on drugs.

As cool as all your theories are for the potential storyline for Grey (and I use the word 'cool' loosely...), I don't think I'd be able to stand it if they brought back the creation trio for an actual purpose other than capturing. Any repetition of that stupid story would make me kill myself. I mean, seriously? Pokemon deities was a stupid idea. Mew trumps Arceus any day.

Ok... mini-rant over...

So yeah. Playin Black. Zorua friggin rocks my socks, dudes. She's my new favorite pokemon. I bred a Zoroark with an ekans that knew Dark Pulse, so she wails on everybody. I've nicknamed her 'Kyuubi', after that demon fox from Naruto, and my pignite is nicknamed 'Ganon', cause I saw someone do it on here and I thought it was hilarious. I used to hate his design until I saw that. Now I love him and all of his Zelda bossness.

Originally Posted by Kostya

WHOA! Calm down

Now what is this exp slider thingy you're upset about?

You know how there's set exp for certain pokemon at certain levels when battling wild pokemon. Basically, the higher you go, the less xp the wild pokemon give off, making grinding [which is hard enough] take even longer.

EX: Wild [evolved Dark Panther thing] gives off 300 exp. Raises your pokemon's level. It is now giving off 230 exp when battling one of the same level.

Not only that, but being sufficiantly levelled for the part of the game where you're at is damn near impossible if you don't have God like patience.

If my AR was working, I'd not complain. But its not...so

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Barbara Streisand

Originally Posted by Cayenne Pepper

Barbara Streisand

Hey now, watch your mouth! There are CHILDREN on this thread!

Anyway, I'm totally with you on the exp. hate. Thankfully we have Audino, and the magic of the Lucky Egg.

My level 18 Zorua killed a level 13 Audino while holding the Lucky egg and got something like 900 experience points. I was in awe...

Originally Posted by Cayenne Pepper

You know how there's set exp for certain pokemon at certain levels when battling wild pokemon. Basically, the higher you go, the less xp the wild pokemon give off, making grinding [which is hard enough] take even longer.

EX: Wild [evolved Dark Panther thing] gives off 300 exp. Raises your pokemon's level. It is now giving off 230 exp when battling one of the same level.

Not only that, but being sufficiantly levelled for the part of the game where you're at is damn near impossible if you don't have God like patience.

If my AR was working, I'd not complain. But its not...so

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Really? I never even noticed that. Why exactly would they impliment something like that? I mean after a while you're going to be really high leveled compared to any pokemon you could meet in game.