Nintendo Vs. World. Who Wins?

Alright people, I have a question for you.

If you could pick your favorite Nintendo character, and pit him/her against anyone or anything. (real life or another Non-Nintendo gaming character) Who would you pick and and who would win?

For example, mine is;

Samus (Metroid) vs. Master Chief (Halo)

Winner: Samus, due to her versatility through her Varia Suit and her Beam Cannon. Master Chief may have the more numbers on his side, but Master Chief simply wouldn't survive against Samus one on one, which is her specialty.

A versus thread, well lets see if we can keep the spam to a bear minimum.

Link v.s. Neku.

Winner: Neku He's much more versatile with all of his pins and some of his stronger pins would kill any normal person.

Originally Posted by Apollo

A versus thread, well lets see if we can keep the spam to a bear minimum.

Link v.s. Neku.

Winner: Neku He's much more versatile with all of his pins and some of his stronger pins would kill any normal person.

Oh, please. Link has gone up against people with Godly power and succeeeded in one way or another. Link is almost unbeatable.

Mario vs. Sonic

Winner: Sonic, because he is considerably faster, while having no real shortage of strength, and, if Mario tries using a fireball, he will just be dealing with a speeding ball of fire coming after him. And let's not forget Super Sonic.

My fanboy senses are tingling.

Link vs a japanese kamikaze pilot (in a plane) from WW2!!

Link will win, because unlike the kamikaze pilot, he has a fairy that can revive him after he dies.



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Link vs. smallville boy

GAME OVER for Link. :3

Link vs. Legato Bluesummers.

Legato forces Link to rip out his own heart. Victory goes to Legato.

King DeDeDe vs. TF2's Heavy

I honestly can't figure who would win.

Originally Posted by Hombre de Mundo

Link will win, because unlike the kamikaze pilot, he has a fairy that can revive him after he dies.

I love that reason.

Link vs. My cat. My would own Link, since she's a *****.

Originally Posted by Dread

Link vs. Legato Bluesummers.

Legato forces Link to rip out his own heart. Victory goes to Legato.

Actually, Legato would have forced Link to kill him, instead, leaving Link racked with guilt, causing him to commit suicide, leaving no actual winner.

Edit:

Link vs. My cat. My would own Link, since she's a *****.

Your cat's a dog? ****ING AWESOME!

Originally Posted by Kami Tsurugi

Actually, Legato would have forced Link to kill him, instead, leaving Link racked with guilt, causing him to commit suicide, leaving no actual winner.

Edit:

Your cat's a dog? ****ING AWESOME!

Link actually kills his foes, so that won't work here.

Originally Posted by Dread

Link actually kills his foes, so that won't work here.

I see. So, basically, the winner would be Link.

Originally Posted by Kami Tsurugi

I see. So, basically, the winner would be Link.

Not really. We've seen how easily Legato can kill people. He forced Vash to kill him only because he's an evil bastard.

Fox McCloud (in Arwing) vs. Han Solo & Chewbacca (In Millenium Falcon)

Fox would win. The Falcon could outrun Fox's Arwing, but I don't know how good the quadlaser turret would do against Fox's shields. Plus, I don't think the Falcon's hull could take more than one smart bomb.

Donkey Kong vs. Hulk

DK would kick the ****ing **** out of Hulk on the count of he's the first member of the DK Krew.

Link vs. Jesus.

You decide!

Originally Posted by Kami Tsurugi

Link vs. Jesus.

You decide!

It took Jesus three days to come back to life. All Link has to do is press continue. I think we know who the winner is.

Originally Posted by Kami Tsurugi

Mario vs. Sonic

Winner: Sonic, because he is considerably faster, while having no real shortage of strength, and, if Mario tries using a fireball, he will just be dealing with a speeding ball of fire coming after him. And let's not forget Super Sonic.

Starman.

Your argument is invalid.

Originally Posted by Kami Tsurugi

Link vs. Jesus.

You decide!

Jesus never fights, so he would let Link win. But I think Jesus would consider avoiding a fight a win, so relatively he wins.