The Pokemon Thread: The Next Evolution

Welcome to the world of POKEMON! My name is FISH! People call me the POKEMON PROF!

This world is inhabited by creatures called POKEMON! For some people, POKEMON are pets. Others use them for fights. Myself... I study POKEMON as a profession.

First, are you a BOY or a GIRL?

Boy. I mean girl. I mean boy.

WHY DO YOU ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS? D:

You'd think he'd be able to tell.

Girl/boy.

Now chose your starter. Will you take the water-type, Squirtle?

I'm a boy.

But there are three Cody's? D=

This is my grandson. He's been your rival since you were a baby.
...Erm, what is his name again?

Originally Posted by Red

POOP

That's right! I remember now! His name is POOP!

I have reasons to believe that Oak is either blind or dumb. Or both. How is he a professor again?

Remember when we didn't have to make this sort of decision?

I find it sexist that they don't include trannies in the gender option.

Originally Posted by Prof. Fish

Welcome to the world of POKEMON! My name is FISH! People call me the POKEMON PROF!

This world is inhabited by creatures called POKEMON! For some people, POKEMON are pets. Others use them for fights. Myself... I study POKEMON as a profession.

First, are you a BOY or a GIRL?

I am a boy. I'm also single, ladies.

Originally Posted by Prof. Fish

First, are you a BOY or a GIRL?

http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=0

Originally Posted by Ramza

I'm a boy.

But there are three Cody's? D=

It's a common name.

Ummm...this is kinda hard. I think I'm a girl...

For those who pick Bulbasaur...

But...but...the last thread was so close to 10,000 posts! What happened to it?

Originally Posted by Astarael

But...but...the last thread was so close to 10,000 posts! What happened to it?

Fish locked it because it got either too big and/or spammy.

Oh god, another one.

Yes, I'm a boy. Yes, my starter is Charmander/Totodile/Treecko/Piplup. Now BE HAPPY.

......Though in all seriousness, another one?

Originally Posted by Dread

For those who pick Bulbasaur...

SHUT UP. EVERYONE ELSE PICKS CHARMANDER AND SQUIRTLE.

That's probably because Charizard and Blastoise are way cooler than Venusaur but whatever. I'm a grass-starter picker, except when I'm stuck with that god-awful Chikorita creature. Or that Trecko thing.

So yeah, only Turtwig and Bulbasaur.

Might as well. Fire lover sooo Charmander for me.
And I'm an it.

Originally Posted by Sailboat

SHUT UP. EVERYONE ELSE PICKS CHARMANDER AND SQUIRTLE.

That's probably because Charizard and Blastoise are way cooler than Venusaur but whatever. I'm a grass-starter picker, except when I'm stuck with that god-awful Chikorita creature. Or that Trecko thing.

So yeah, only Turtwig and Bulbasaur.

Treecko is awesome, but I always picked Mudkip. I like him, and no, that has nothing to do that meme.

For me, it's Venusaur, Feraligatr, Swampert, and Empoleon as far as my favorite fully evolved starters go.

I alternate. Gen I is Squirtle, since Blastoise is badass (Seriously, it has water cannons in its shell), Gen II is Cyndaquil, since Typhlosion is my favourite Pokemon, Gen III is Treecko, since I like him for some reason, and Gen IV is Chimchar, because despite the fact that he's hideous you're stuck with that godawful Ponyta otherwise.