Most embarrassing moments?

I'm sure there has been a thread like this before, but, as I don't see any right now, what has been your most embarrassing moment?

Mines was aaaaall the way back in kindergarten, when I finally got to hold hands with the boy I had been crushing on the entire year in music class during some activity where we made a big circle and spun around to some song. I had to pee really badly, but wasn't about to ruin that long awaited moment and possibly lose my place in the circle. So I held it, to the best of my ability, until I couldn't anymore and ended up peeing a big puddle around myself. Of course, the teacher noticed and sent me to the principal's office and they had to call my mom to bring me a fresh uniform.

Though I might have gone home, after that, I don't remember. I have yet to top this experience, and I hope I never do.

How about everyone else?

I once tried to impress a French-speaking girl by telling her in French that she was beautiful. Turns out Babelfish isn't very good at discerning genders, so I ended up using the masculine form and making a twat of myself.

Originally Posted by Adm Manhammer

I once tried to impress a French-speaking girl by telling her in French that she was beautiful. Turns out Babelfish isn't very good at discerning genders, so I ended up using the masculine form and making a twat of myself.

Was it the same girl you're with now?

Originally Posted by Prof. Fish

Was it the same girl you're with now?

Yeah, funnily enough.

I would say the time I was driving a go-kart then I fell out of it it made a 180 degree turn and ran over my leg =/ I had a cast for a month.

I was at the movies about to see Valkyrie. I had to take a dump before I went in. So I walts over into the bathroom. Slammed a stall door open and sat down. After I finished my buisness I got up, whipped and walked out of the stall. Instantly noticing that I was surrounded by hot girls all pointing and giggling.

Moral of this story?

Women's bathrooms are cleaner then Men's.

I fell off my horse >_>

My cousin couldn't stop laughing >_<

Once some people eating at a pizza joint thought that I was sexually experimenting behind the movie theater.

The explanation of this has already been done before on ZU and is tr;dl.

I was School Cap' in my final year and I was announcing some notices in the on the school intercom. With the whole school and staff listening, I began reading when the other School Cap stepped on my foot with her very thick heeled shoe. I said something along of the lines of OUCH ****ING HELL WOMAN GET THE **** OFF MY SHOE ****! and then I was like ...ohshi- and the entire school erupted with laughter. Argh.

In fifth grade, during a presentation at a day camp about mideval (sp?) weapons, a guy pointed to the fletching on an arrow and asked what it was. I wasn't paying much attention to the lecture, and I didn't now that he specifically meant the feathers on it. Thank god I wasn't talking in a 'retarted' voice and forgot to drop the accent when I answered the question incorretly. That would have been awkward.

I would post stuff in here, but it's too embarrassing.

I was at this girl's house for her birthday party. I had kind of a thing for her. I was inside the house cause I had to use the restroom, and everyone at the party had migrated out to the backyard to open presents there. I went to go back out with them and failed to see the screen door.

I walked right into it and no, I didn't stop. The screen door popped right off and fell in front of me, and everyone turned and saw me. I awkwardly apologized over and over as her dad and some other guy put the door back on the frame.

:|

Back in something like the second grade, I was swinging on the swings. I went too high and leaned back, causing me to flip backwards and land on my chest. The ground was covered in rocks too. It actually really hurt, and people laughed at me.

>.<

I had one embarrassing moment. I saw a dude from one of my favorite bands and i got his name wrong on total brain fart accident. I was really mortified. D:

Originally Posted by Florina Belmont

I had one embarrassing moment. I saw a dude from one of my favorite bands and i got his name wrong on total brain fart accident. I was really mortified. D:

Oh no! That's so terrible!

In 7th Grade, I had a teacher who just had a baby recently, and the class happened to be having a conversation about her baby. The topic somehow spread to the baby's behind region, and I started quoting the lyrics from Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot. At the time, I did not know what the lyrics really meant, nor did I know any of the lyrics past "I like big butts and I can not lie, you other brothers can't deny", so I quite embarrassed myself. It was fun.

Originally Posted by BrenExplode

In 7th Grade, I had a teacher who just had a baby recently, and the class happened to be having a conversation about her baby. The topic somehow spread to the baby's behind region, and I started quoting the lyrics from Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot. At the time, I did not know what the lyrics really meant, nor did I know any of the lyrics past "I like big butts and I can not lie, you other brothers can't deny", so I quite embarrassed myself. It was fun.

Something similar like that happened to me in 8th grade. The math teacher just had a baby (it wasn't that big of a deal, almost all of the teachers were knocked up) and she brought her baby into our Language Arts class to show us. After she left, I just ****ing loled. Everyone was wondering why, and it was because I was thinking of dead baby jokes. The whole rest of the class-time, everyone was Googling dead baby jokes and telling them. Not really embarrassing, but whatever.

How you could have been inspired to think of dead baby jokes is beyond me. How interesting. I don't even know any dead baby jokes. Except for maybe one regarding crib-death.

There are so man pregnant teachrs or teachers on maternity leave at my school. It's so annoying.

There are lots of dead baby jokes at my school, also, because of that.

Originally Posted by Palmer

Something similar like that happened to me in 8th grade. The math teacher just had a baby (it wasn't that big of a deal, almost all of the teachers were knocked up) and she brought her baby into our Language Arts class to show us. After she left, I just ****ing loled. Everyone was wondering why, and it was because I was thinking of dead baby jokes. The whole rest of the class-time, everyone was Googling dead baby jokes and telling them. Not really embarrassing, but whatever.

Dead baby jokes make anything better!

Originally Posted by BrenExplode

How you could have been inspired to think of dead baby jokes is beyond me. How interesting. I don't even know any dead baby jokes. Except for maybe one regarding crib-death.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?