Funny Things at School

Yeah, it's another on of those threads.

Anyways... Random, funny things that happened at school. I don't remember many. There was, I believe, an eloborate prank in fourth grade involving balloons and a fake electric guitar, I don't remember how it turned out but I remember everyone was talking about it for days. Also, more recently, some girl sitting next to me, out of nowhere (during lunch) started stabbing a friend with a spork going "RAR I'MMA SHANK YOU".

Back in year 8 (7 years ago), I was dared to stick half a squash ball to my head, using the suction, for five minutes. Result? A big red circle in the middle of my forehead which made people think I'd been hurt.

But it was painless. Went away after a few days.

Back in the 10th grade, during my World History teacher's lectures, I would randomly raise my hand and tell him that I had a "theory." These "theories" rarely had anything to do with the lecture, and were often ridiculous in nature. The other students got a kick out of them.

During my senior year, I drew a creature that was a cross between a dinosaur and a penis, and left it on the floor of my English class. The next day, my English teacher demanded that "the perpetrator come forward," and showed everyone my work of art. It was hilarious, and I got away scot-free.

There were more, but I can't remember them at the moment.

During my senior year, I drew a creature that was a cross between a dinosaur and a penis, and left it on the floor of my English class. The next day, my English teacher demanded that "the perpetrator come forward," and showed everyone my work of art. It was hilarious, and I got away scot-free.

Thats hilarious!
Its been so long since school, i cant really remember.

Awwww, the only thing I can think of is two things that happened today.

Anyways, it was Chem and the teacher was making us say all the facts and evidence and stuff from a pump. He made us say stuff about experiencing it with our five senses, so I said taste. And being the douchebag attention-grabber I am, I licked it. It was pretty cool.

And the other was on the bus. There is this really fat, ghetto girl on my bus named Quee Quee (I don't know how it's spelled), and when we were pulling away from the school, she stuck her head out the window and yelled "y'all *****es better shut the ****ing hell up!!!". Or at least, something like that. You had to pretty much be there.

I'll put a hell of a lot more in here as I think of it.

Today in college my philosophy professor brought up the topic of smoking on school grounds. You're not supposed to, but a ton of people do anyway because nobody but security cares. He went on to say that if you get caught smoking, you should not say "yeah well the professor smokes".

It wasn't that funny until he said this:

"If I find out which one of you ratted me out to security, I will make your life a living hell. Don't ****ing do it again."

Today, in my Accelerated English class, some girl mistook human nature for geographical facts.

...what? I thought it was funny. *Harumph*

Originally Posted by kreebby

Today in college my philosophy professor brought up the topic of smoking on school grounds. You're not supposed to, but a ton of people do anyway because nobody but security cares. He went on to say that if you get caught smoking, you should not say "yeah well the professor smokes".

It wasn't that funny until he said this:

"If I find out which one of you ratted me out to security, I will make your life a living hell. Don't ****ing do it again."

Ha!!! Thats funny, but like...Why would it matter to the staff if a professor smokes?

Now i am reminded of something that happened in the Days of Yore.
I was getting on the bus once and i know i saw something that looked conspicuously like a rolled up joint sitting on the dashboard on the left hand side of the driver. Not very random or funny, just something i remembered.

Originally Posted by The Great Panda

Back in the 10th grade, during my World History teacher's lectures, I would randomly raise my hand and tell him that I had a "theory." These "theories" rarely had anything to do with the lecture, and were often ridiculous in nature. The other students got a kick out of them.

same thing but in 8th grade English.

some kids dressed up in strange outfits and ran around the quad one time in high school, idk what drugs they were on.

Originally Posted by Francois Dillinger

Today, in my Accelerated English class, some girl mistook human nature for geographical facts.

...what? I thought it was funny. *Harumph*

What kind of mistakes?

My sophomore year, I was getting rides home from a friend of mine named Mark, and we would usually wait like five or ten minutes after school so the roads wouldnt be so congested from all the students leaving at the same time. One day, we decided to wait by his rig with our pants around our ankles, in our boxers, just to see if we would get in trouble. We didn't, but we did get several whistles and our gym teacher even asked how we were doing before shaking his head and walking away.
Twas good fun.

me and all my friends got in a group and started walking in the middle of the field, then we saw a bunch! a people following us like theres gonna be a fight then we got in a circle and everyone started yelling saying "GET HIM BEAT HIM UP!" then the teachers came and saw it was just me and my friend thumb wrestling :3

As of right now, my mind is blank. But I do remember one funny thing that happened in the 6th grade.

My friend, Jacob, found some...thing on one of the shelves on the bookshelf. It looked like food, so we all dared him to eat it, so he did. Nothing happened to him, he's still alive. It really didn't look healthy, and it was old; you could tell by just looking at it.

There's also numerous inside jokes that I won't mention, because, well, they're inside jokes.

Art class of my freshman and sophomore years was good fun. There were frequent staring contests with the one girl at my table, during which whoever was sitting next to the person staring her down would pretend to start fapping to make her crack up first. Later she got moved because the teacher said we were harrassing her, along with one other boy at the table. All that was left was me and this kind of fat nerdy Junior and we normally wouldn't talk to each other, but we ended up just having the weirdest conversations we could come up with. It wasn't really funny except sometimes someone at a different table would listen in to our conversation and be like "What the **** are you guys talking about!?" Their facial expressions were normally pretty funny.

In my Latin class, seeing as no one was good enough to translate latin on the fly boys in the class would come up with set sayings and would randomly shout them at the girls Who never actually figured out any of our sayings.

At my new school the teachers are all somewhat easy and will give extensions and such all the time. A girl in my class spent at least 20 minutes out of the 40 minute short class just going "Miss, Miss, I don't understand. Is this right?" It was a vocabulary test. Srsly.
I think at some point this school will be funny, but I'm so used to just jumping into other peoples conversations and knowing mostly everybody too being at a total lose to peoples names all the time. I think like 9/10's of this school thinks I'm super shy or something.

My World History teacher said to a guy named Hunter that if he wants to smoke pot, he needs to do it outside.

My Tech Ed teacher got SUPER annoyed at my friend Jake... hilarious!

In Japanese class my junior year, there was this really obnoxious attention whore who would always start fighting with the teacher in the middle of class. One day, she demanded that he let her go to the bathroom. Of course, he said no, as (though I loved the heck out of him) he could be quite vindictive. After heckling him a few more times to let her go, she grabbed a tampon from her purse and started waving it all up in his face, shouting, "SENSEI!!! I'M ON MY F***KING PERIOD!! I'M BLEEDING LIKE A F***KING COW AAAALLLL OVER THIS CHAIR!!!"

I have never seen an Asian person's eyes get so big. He let her go after that.

Just today.

In Internet Web Design, I was making this page, and I decided to use an image of a Sea Pig. My teacher was looking at our files, and he gagged from the look of it. He turned his monitor so the class could see it, and everyone laughed.

The usual high fives were had.

Originally Posted by Calypso

In Japanese class my junior year, there was this really obnoxious attention whore who would always start fighting with the teacher in the middle of class. One day, she demanded that he let her go to the bathroom. Of course, he said no, as (though I loved the heck out of him) he could be quite vindictive. After heckling him a few more times to let her go, she grabbed a tampon from her purse and started waving it all up in his face, shouting, "SENSEI!!! I'M ON MY F***KING PERIOD!! I'M BLEEDING LIKE A F***KING COW AAAALLLL OVER THIS CHAIR!!!"

I have never seen an Asian person's eyes get so big. He let her go after that.

Why does the fact that she lengthened "aaaaalllll" seem so funny?

Originally Posted by TheLastRito

Why does the fact that she lengthened "aaaaalllll" seem so funny?

What was even funnier was the look on the teacher's face. If you knew him, you would be dying of laughter. If you're familiar with the Metal Gear series, just imagine Otacon in that situation (I swear that character was based off of him), or the generic clumsy innocent male anime teacher.