Funny Things at School

Sadly, I haven't the Xbox and can't play 'M' games.

Some mean little girl in a Pre-K class had said a curse and the teacher got mad at her but the girl kicked the teacher's leg and pushed a boy down the stairs. I was about 8 and I was watching them. To me, it was kinda funny because they called her mother and she kept saying that she did nothing wrong.

In preschool, a girl, for some reason, didn't like her infant sister, and drew her exploding.

With lots of blood.

When I was in preschool age, I watched a show at home and one of the people said "this tastes like dog-****". So, the next day I went to preschool and after I ate my snack I said "this tastes like dog-****. Can I have some more?" Or at least, something like that.

Originally Posted by Valhelm

In preschool, a girl, for some reason, didn't like her infant sister, and drew her exploding.

With lots of blood.

Wow. Umm...... That's scary.

Yeah, I hope she didn't grow up to be a killer. I was about three, then, andshe was probably four, or maybe five, as she was year older than me. Thinking about reminds me off this flash movie I saw, The Girl Who was Forgotten by Absolutely Everybody, Even the Postman.

My teacher said we were going to The Birds by Daphne du Maurier. He stopped the tape before the end of class and read little in a Scottish accent. It was funny because it was the best damn Scottish accent I have ever heard (from someone who's not Scottish).

My math teacher told us to throw candy at the pep rally. All of the class (six people) got candy and almost threw it. The teacher was only joking. D:

What sort of class only has six people? Are you in Special Ed.?

I just remembered another funny thing that happened at school, sort of.

There's this really funny kid in my Trans class named Deswick who does at least one funnyish thing everyday.
One day he was out in the hallway making up a test while we take notes, and all of us can hear just singing the day away.
On Tuesday ,which was Tacky Day, he wore this worn out muscle shirt that looked like bra if you saw it at the right angle, and he commented that the clothes I wore for that day saying that's what I wear everyday, and then I said "At least I'm not wearing a man bra."

There are many many more tings too, but those are the only I can think f right now.

Originally Posted by Ozzie

What sort of class only has six people? Are you in Special Ed.?

Most of my classes have, like, 35 people.

My french Class only has eight people, myself included.

Anything that my biology teacher, Mr. Emple, does is funny. I can't think of anything specific right now though.
M. Vernali seems to enjoy confusing my class by speaking french and Italian at one time. At least I think that's what he does.

My smallest class is Gifted Geometry, with16 people.

Here, it's called Enriched Geometry. I took that class 2 years a go.

At my school it's Math -->Math III -->Math III --> Math IV --> Pre-Agebra --> Algebra --> Geometry --> Algebra II --> Trigonometry --> Calculus. The whole system starts at third grade.

I think our start at 6th and goes like this. Math 1-> Math 2 -> Math 3 (pre-algebra) Algebra I -> Geometry -> Algebra II/Trig -> Pre-Calc -> Calculus. Although, I think there is a different way to go if you take stats instead of Pre-Calc.

It's funny how different schools are.

My school also has Calculus II and Trig II, both AP classes.

Ok, here's a funny thing that happened two days ago.

I'm sitting in 7th period French IV (in which there's only 3 people, but that's beside the point), and we have to have it in another teacher's room. My Math teacher last year always comes in and discusses baseball-related issues with the other teacher in that room, and my teacher thinks he's a nuisance.

So later in the class, we see that same teacher that interrupted the class walk out to his car in baseball clothing. We're all laughing at what he looks like, and so the other teacher in the room (not the one that teaches us, mind you) calls him up on his phone and says "Hey, who's that penguin walking out in the middle of the school parking lot?"

We were all cracking up after that. It's hilarious because he's about 5'0". All in good fun.

Originally Posted by Valhelm

In preschool, a girl, for some reason, didn't like her infant sister, and drew her exploding.

With lots of blood.

I bet you that girl grew up to become quite a serial killer.

At my Highschool, our wood-shop teacher is so damn funny. Especially when he yells.

The thing about him is that he always threatens to write people up, but he rarely does. Sometimes he gets so mad he'll take hammers and throw them across the room.

Originally Posted by Deuce

At my Highschool, our wood-shop teacher is so damn funny. Especially when he yells.

The thing about him is that he always threatens to write people up, but he rarely does. Sometimes he gets so mad he'll take hammers and throw them across the room.

Has anyone ever gotten hit?