Funny Things at School

My sophomore biology Mr.Bolt teacher was a sexual innuendo every 5 minutes, I can't remember any particular instances but sometimes when he was in the middle of a lecture one kid would say "Bolt, you're gay." and Bolt would return it with something clever.

One time we were doing Pantomimes in Drama class and this one kid pantomimed taking ****. XD

The rednecks in my Horticulture class sometimes Dip(smokeless tobacco) in class. If they are Caught the Teacher, Mr. Crum, gives them the choice of a referral or swallowing their dip which causes them to throw up within a few minutes.

Also last year the Seniors got together in the courtyard an fought with lightsabers! XD

"Saggin' is faggin'"

They say that at your school?

That's made of win.

A senior was smoking a cigar ouside the school while driving, threw it out the window, and it landed on a teacher's car.

My AP art history class is always good for a laugh. We were discussing ancient Greek sculpture today and my teacher had a little something to say about it.

The Greeks didn’t care about women unless they were goddesses, so women were never sculpted in the nude. You’re out of luck these next few days, guys. But the Greeks loved sculpting men—in the nude, might I add. Girls, penises are going to be everywhere. We are going to be washed in penises!

I've been keeping a log of sorts on my Tumblr of all the things that have been said in that class.

Well. When I was a Freshman, I had the brilliant idea to snort Poprocks before Choir. You can only imagine how strange that felt, having your sinuses snap, crackle and pop.

When I was a Junior, in AP English, my teacher mentioned homework, and my immediate response was, "Shi-," except spoken completely. I hadn't realized I'd said with plenty of volume until the class erupted in laughter. My teacher had this look of shock/amusement on her face. It was beautiful.

And years ago, at my friend's old high school, some stoner kid let a cow (this is pretty much in the boonies) into the school. What fun!

Originally Posted by Homosexual

Well. When I was a Freshman, I had the brilliant idea to snort Poprocks before Choir. You can only imagine how strange that felt, having your sinuses snap, crackle and pop.

LOL I need to try that soon. Today I had a brilliant idea like yours. I snorted a bunch of crushed hot cheetos. It burned but I got 5 dollars of of it. I bought lots of water.

A girl in a fire drill thought it was a fire and yelled, "No! Stop! I have to get to my locker! My birth control is in there!"


The weirdest part? She's married. Or, youcould say that makesit less weird...

Originally Posted by Valhelm

They say that at your school?.

That's what we used to say a lot, and it was fun. One day, we got all the seniors and the whole football team to mega sag one day during homecoming week. Then hung out on the second floor where all the gangsters hang, and we just all in giant group walking down the main staircase going "Wassup' dog?" or "What's good briighhh'?" Fun times...

Hmmm...something funny that happens at school...

Got it!

On Thursday, I distracted my English teacher just by singing "Funkytown" by Lipps. Inc. She wouldn't stop laughing.
Today, my friends told me that I walk like I want to be a male model...pretty strange if you ask me.

As far as the walking thing goes, people always say I walk with one foot in front of the other, like I'm on a tight rope.

well back in '99 we had this food fight, techniqually legally im not supposed to talk bout it but ehb wat the hell right?

basically my hommie devin brought vial stink bombs,i brought gas masks,&the school provided the free mashed potatoes&pizza lmao
we started nailling ppl with the mashed potatoes with 1vial in each glump lmao then after a certain period of time it so bad we put the gas maskes on,& watched our evil plan unfold as everyone else was throwing up all over place,but before it got that bad the food fight was the best food fight ever lmao

i wont give too many details im sure you understand why lmao

Originally Posted by PrimeMaterialDuelist

well back in '99 we had this food fight, techniqually legally im not supposed to talk bout it but ehb wat the hell right?

basically my hommie devin brought vial stink bombs,i brought gas masks,&the school provided the free mashed potatoes&pizza lmao
we started nailling ppl with the mashed potatoes with 1vial in each glump lmao then after a certain period of time it so bad we put the gas maskes on,& watched our evil plan unfold as everyone else was throwing up all over place,but before it got that bad the food fight was the best food fight ever lmao

i wont give too many details im sure you understand why lmao

That was the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say about anything.

Well, I guess this would be funny.

Today in choir during our usual massage before we warm up, Miss Morgan was telling us these spoof nobel prize winners and one of them was for this guy who created a bra that could double as a gas mask, and she said something about that it could be split into two gas masks, so this girl behind me asked this other girl " Can I share your bra if we were dying?" I laughed.

Originally Posted by Furii

That was the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say about anything.

thanx mate lol, funniest thing of all is its a true story cuz i was grounded for half a decade lmao (actually i think im still grounded form mixin any thing related to stink bombs lol)

We were playing a game in choir where our teacher would think of a theme or a category or a word in songs and we had to stand up and sing the part of a song we thought pertained to that. It was guys against girls and the girls were winning at the beginning, and my friend whose the most flamboyant, outrageous gay guy ever was like, "We're losing because they're too shy! You guys are all a bunch of pussies and you don't even have one!"

Well, my history teacher does this thing every day where he shows us pictures of famous things. I usually get all of them right, and people expect me to be the first or second one to call out the answers. A picture of Walt Disney came on and I said, "Andrew Ryan!" About two thirds of the class started laughing hysterically, and then someone explained to the teacher and some people who didn't understand who Andrew Ryan was. Someone then bought up a picture of Ryan on the interwebz, and we spent about half an hour contemplating how similar they look.

Originally Posted by Furii

That was the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say about anything.

Oh yeah! Esp. the part where he said he can get in legal issues for telling this story!

Originally Posted by Valhelm

Well, my history teacher does this thing every day where he shows us pictures of famous things. I usually get all of them right, and people expect me to be the first or second one to call out the answers. A picture of Walt Disney came on and I said, "Andrew Ryan!" About two thirds of the class started laughing hysterically, and then someone explained to the teacher and some people who didn't understand who Andrew Ryan was. Someone then bought up a picture of Ryan on the interwebz, and we spent about half an hour contemplating how similar they look.

So who's Andrew Ryan? And what exactly is so humorous about it?

He's the antagonist of Bioshock, a very popular game at my school.

Our teacher played music from the ninteen-forties, everyone said that it reminded them of Bioshock.

Oh. I've never played that game. I've been interested in it though, but unfortunately nothing I've got can play it.