Funny Things at School

Originally Posted by Valhelm

You Lie!




At my drama class, the teacher has an automatic Nerf gun to shoot people who talk while she does. She started two days ago, and, frankly, if you get hit fifteen times in eight seconds, it hurts, even if it's with foam darts.

thats probably illegal. Although I would enjoy watching freshmen getting shot with darts. I had to walk into a freshman class the other day and wow, I cannot believe people my age were that immature. I always knew most of them where when I was a freshman, but damn.

Why would it be illegal? It's just foam. The teacher also throws foam turtles at us.

There's this one guy in my PE class, and I swear to god, everything he does is funny as hell.He should be a comedian.

Originally Posted by Valhelm

Why would it be illegal? It's just foam. The teacher also throws foam turtles at us.

Projectiles of any sort can **** up your eyes. I certainly wouldn't be happy it a teacher shot my kid in the eye with a nerf gun for "talking".

Originally Posted by Ben

Funny things at school?

Anything a 9th grader does or tries to do.

I hate this mindset. Grow up. You're not much cooler than them. You're still an idiot in High School. I am too. The difference is that I realize this fact, accept it, don't bash others simply because I have a poor self-esteem, and carry on with my day.

Originally Posted by Francois Dillinger

I hate this mindset. Grow up. You're not much cooler than them. You're still an idiot in High School. I am too. The difference is that I realize this fact, accept it, don't bash others simply because I have a poor self-esteem, and carry on with my day.

Originally Posted by Valhelm

At my school, two girls were raped and killed by their father. Later the same day some umb kid made a crack that they were whores and that he hated them so much he might even spit on tir graves.

The next day his bike was slashed by knives and bent in half, his book back put into a garbage truck, and "***hole" written on all of his desks at school.

At my school, payback is fast an harsh.

I feel no sympathy for the kid, actually.

Originally Posted by Bradapalooza

I had to walk into a freshman class the other day and wow, I cannot believe people my age were that immature. I always knew most of them where when I was a freshman, but damn.

Indeed. My freshman class got our off-campus lunch privilege taken away before anyone passed eighth grade. >.<

Originally Posted by Bradapalooza

Projectiles of any sort can **** up your eyes. I certainly wouldn't be happy it a teacher shot my kid in the eye with a nerf gun for "talking".

The teachers remove the plastic tips of the darts, and, she mainly aims for the torso, but one kid got hit in the crotch.

Originally Posted by Valhelm

You Lie!

I'm not that dirty liberal ******. How could I lie? Seriously, the girls carry guns with them.

Yesterday, one of my philosophy professors and I had an extended discussion about the incompetence and childlike nature of most of the student body, and how the school administration was using its power for its own "malicious self-interest", to put it in my terms. Part of that included me insinuating that the dean of the university purchased a historical landmark of Toronto's downtown (true) just so he could push the big red button and smash it to pieces. It's hard to really capture the tone of the conversation, but suffice was to say that like all our conversations, it was deliciously cynical and hilariously insulting of nearly everyone around us.

I can't really think of any "random funny things" that happened, though, at least not lately. On the first day of class for me, someone at the back of the class broke a bottle accidentally, and juice spilled over the floor. He ended up leaving to get some paper towels, but the floor was sloped slightly so that it gradually wound up making its way down to the other side of the class and by the time he got back, it had spread across to nearly half the desks in the room. Way to make a first impression!

Originally Posted by Francois Dillinger

I hate this mindset. Grow up. You're not much cooler than them. You're still an idiot in High School. I am too. The difference is that I realize this fact, accept it, don't bash others simply because I have a poor self-esteem, and carry on with my day.

Hey, you know, I was actually kind of joking around? I didn't say I was cooler than them. And I didn't actually mean it. Next time I'm just going to be serious, no more joking around, 'kay? I know I seemed serious but, I wasn't, so I'm sorry. I don't actually pick on them, or do anything to them. I treat them as I treat everyone else in my school; with respect.


Edit : And now that I feel like an idiot and am filled with guilt :

Originally Posted by Ben

I didn't mean it, I'm sorry.

Originally Posted by Ben

Funny things at school?

The immaturity of everyone. Including me.

During my IT exam back in June, it was really sunny and there're no curtains in the hall I had the test in, so like everyone was being blinded. Anyhoo, in the middle of the exam, this guy just stands up, yells "SOMEBODY TURN THE SUN OFF!!!" and runs off like a madman. It was hilarious. =D

Strangely enough, we haven't seen him since.

Yeah, uh, today on our ways home from school, everyone towards the front of the bus (including me) got barraged by paper balls that these juniors in the back were throwing.
It was a freaking paper Armageddon......

On my bus, all of the freshmen, including myself, decided to stand up instead of sit. The bus came to a sudden stop, and eight freshman tumbled down, one person almost landed on the driver, and I fell into the gutter between the door and the stairs.

I know I've had hundreds of funny moments at school, too bad I can't think of many right now.

This one time in 7th grade Social Studies, our teacher, Mr. Jenness, was giving us a sort of lecture/debate/discussion, and got so into it that he slammed his fist down on the overhead projector and broke it. I think he had to buy a new one.

In 7th grade Language Arts, on the first few weeks of school, I had a talking Bart Simpson pen. Whenever we were bored, either me or my friend Austin pushed it and made it talk. It annoyed the **** out of our teacher and wasted a good amount of class-time each day.

Most of my laughs at school come from a bunch of inside jokes that you guys probably wouldn’t find funny… For example, my Latin teacher is Russian and has a heavy accent, so words that begin with a “w” are pronounced as “v,” and vice-versa. When she was reading us an ancient story about a Roman wedding, she said, “The girl wore a weil at the vedding!” Of course, we were like, “A whale?!?” “Yes, a weil! It was orange and flying in the vind! A flying orange whale!" So, the flying orange whale is the butt of many jokes in my Latin Class.

We also playfully have ghetto names at my school, like Lahollasha'latearacoinickakneeshut Simbeeshut Ivoriqua Roxasonia Shabambam XIII.

Originally Posted by Caelum

We also playfully have ghetto names at my school, like Lahollasha'latearacoinickakneeshut Simbeeshut Ivoriqua Roxasonia Shabambam XIII.

Is everybody at your school white?

I was about to say that, Forte.

Beat me to it.
):

Originally Posted by Francois Dillinger

Is everybody at your school white?

Not at all, actually! There are a lot of my classmates that are black girls that helped us come up with some really funny ones. It's all in good spirits!

Today in Biology, my teacher was sitting at his desk on his computer, while everyone was doing their work, he starts "crying", and acting all dramatic for the class it was really funny! My Biology teacher is awesome!