Funny Things at School

One day...this fat girl named jenny looked at me.

SO FUNNY

Originally Posted by Zoltar

One day...this fat girl named jenny looked at me.

SO FUNNY

OH, LOLOLOL

A kid fell down the stairs today.

One day in 7th grade, this kid was having gas problems, and I happened to be sitting right behind him. So almost as soon as class started, everyone started smelling...it, and we all moved our desks away from his. He was in the middle of the room, and all our desks were pressed up against the wall when our teacher walked in. She was like "Why are you all-" "AH! What the heck?!?" She made the kid go outside and, er, "air out" before he could come back in. It was both hilarious and disgusting.... so what's the moral lesson? Never, ever, sit behind someone who is having stomach problems.

At my school, two girls were raped and killed by their father. Later the same day some umb kid made a crack that they were whores and that he hated them so much he might even spit on tir graves.

The next day his bike was slashed by knives and bent in half, his book back put into a garbage truck, and "***hole" written on all of his desks at school.

At my school, payback is fast an harsh.

Originally Posted by Valhelm

At my school, two girls were raped and killed by their father. Later the same day some umb kid made a crack that they were whores and that he hated them so much he might even spit on tir graves.

Originally Posted by Valhelm

At my school, two girls were raped and killed by their father. Later the same day some umb kid made a crack that they were whores and that he hated them so much he might even spit on tir graves.

The next day his bike was slashed by knives and bent in half, his book back put into a garbage truck, and "***hole" written on all of his desks at school.

At my school, payback is fast an harsh.

Cool story brah! KNUCKS!!!

Pictures of those girls autopsy pictures or it didn't happen.

Well today, a girl came into the lunchroom in a French Maid gothic lolita outfit. I am NOT making this up.

Originally Posted by Snow_Storm

Cool story brah! KNUCKS!!!

Pictures of those girls autopsy pictures or it didn't happen.

No pics, sadly.

They went to my school. I didn't know them very well, but they were my best friend's cousins.

Originally Posted by Valhelm

The next day his bike was slashed by knives and bent in half, his book back put into a garbage truck, and "***hole" written on all of his desks at school.

At my school, payback is fast an harsh.

A similar incident was attempted at my school when one kid I knew stated that he didn't really feel that sad because these two kids had been very drunk and very high at the time of the incident near some kids who were close friends with the two kids that died.

They tried to jump him and he beat the **** out of them.

Originally Posted by Valhelm

At my school, two girls were raped and killed by their father. Later the same day some umb kid made a crack that they were whores and that he hated them so much he might even spit on tir graves.

The next day his bike was slashed by knives and bent in half, his book back put into a garbage truck, and "***hole" written on all of his desks at school.

At my school, payback is fast an harsh.

That's... depressing.

Well I go to the biggest school in the state. The school has wings for crying out loud. I got lost in my 6th period and didn't find my next class until half way in the 7th period. I was naive not to ask a teacher.

Erm, my school has six buildings, one of which has three wings the size of some elementary schools. It as 3500 people, but many of the rooms are huge, as it's a preforming arts school.
There are huge rooms for chorus, orchestra, and band, and big rooms for drama and, I presume, dance.

I'm going to take two history contests; and my history teacher said that I must visit one of the monks in the school, because (for the first contest) I must ask their order of the day, and (for the other one) I must ask about nationalization, because at that time all the monk teachers of our school were killed; and our alive monk surely know a lot of things about this, because he is professional in history too. And he could be a big help, yes.
So, my first try was yesterday - I went to his room, and knocked the door, and I realized that he must be somewhere else, because nothing happened. "Fine", I thought, and was waiting before his door for over an hour. He didn't come, but one of my classmates did.
And she told me that he was watching the others playing football. ... ... ... >.< I was a bit upset, because I'm learning in that school since a year, and I've never seen or heard that he'd see others playing; but now he did, the only time I wanted to talk with him.
Oh well.
Today, I tried again. Knocked on the door, and it opened, and came out my religion teacher, who is in fact another monk, but a scarier one. I almost had a heart attack. And I felt completely awkward, but somehow I could ask the first question, the order of the day. He wasn't too helpful; he gave me an e-mail address of somebody else, and sent me away.
I asked my history teacher, what to do now. He said, I must go back, and try to ask the professional-history-monk this time, about the nationalization thing. Okay, I went back, and I was preparing to knock on the corridor, but I was to scared, because what if something such an awkward thing happens again; when my friends came. Their religion teacher is this professional-history-monk, and they saw my totally scared face, and asked what's my problem.
After I told them, one of them, a guy simply knocked the door, and told to the monk, that Nesi wants to talk with him, but she is too scared to knock. >_>
I just wanted to disappear. >.<
But at least the mission is completed. ^^

I can't believe I didn't post perhaps the best moment of 7th grade here!

Anyways, it was art class, and two of the school's biggest losers, Craig and Dakota, were in it. What happened was Dakota just went up to Craig and *****-slapped him as hard as he could (which isn't very hard). So Craig was chasing Dakota around the art room and they were knocking everything over. Then, Dakota ran out of the room with Craig chasing after him and they ran into random classrooms. The whole time this was going on, Dakota was screaming "RAPE! RAPE! RAPE".

Good times.

These girls in my drama class have 'rape whistles.' A guy decide do pretend tht he was a rapist and was going to rape them.

Fun fact: If someone uses a whistle more than ten times, right next to your ear, you go haf-deaf for 10 minutes.

Funny things at school?

The immaturity of everyone. Including me.

Originally Posted by Ben

Anything a 9th grader does or tries to do.

I grow sad...

Originally Posted by Valhelm

I grow sad...

I didn't mean it, I'm sorry.

... Am I one of the select few?

Originally Posted by Valhelm

These girls in my drama class have 'rape whistles.' A guy decide do pretend tht he was a rapist and was going to rape them.

So? The girls in my theater and improv club have "Rape guns". They shoot any rapists that comes by them.

You Lie!




At my drama class, the teacher has an automatic Nerf gun to shoot people who talk while she does. She started two days ago, and, frankly, if you get hit fifteen times in eight seconds, it hurts, even if it's with foam darts.