The funniest way to die.

In life, there are lots and lots and lots of ways to die.
Without being too gruesome, what would be the best way?

I'd say fatal hilarity, ie. dying of laughter.



NOTE: This is not a morbid ad dark thread. This is lighthearted and funny, and you cannot post anything to distubing.

Too disturbing included:

*Anyhing related to genitalia
*Dying with another creature giving a dsgusting result, ie bodies fusing.
* Nothing related to real-world events.

So, go bananas.

Dying of laughter would be hilarious. You're laughing so hard you can't catch your breath and then BAM, you're dead.

Hmm... I guess you can say you got the last laugh then.

I honestly can't think of anything... I'll get back to you when I do.

i could die from having a massive nosebleed...(not because hentai)
i could die from falling from a tree while i sleep.
I could be crushed by an elephant's butt.

My dad had a friend who was a master electrcian. He did most of the wiring in the house I'm sitting in. Cause of death? Struck by lightening. :<

****ing an electrical outlet is a classy way to go out.

Having acid spill on you and remain dormant, then you go to sleep. You wake up, finding out that the lower part of your body is all liquidized and all blood, as you feel the agonizing pain of acid burn.

Originally Posted by Beh

My dad had a friend who was a master electrcian. He did most of the wiring in the house I'm sitting in. Cause of death? Struck by lightening. :<

omg hilarity!

>.> I've got a great way to die sadly tis to morbid.

Originally Posted by Shmehzzie can

****ing an electrical outlet is a classy way to go out.

Especially if you have a Prince Albert.

Originally Posted by candc32

omg hilarity!

>.> I've got a great way to die sadly tis to morbid.

Bah, say it anyway with the 'spoiler' black recangle thing.

Dying of fear for stupid reasons.
Say, some guy who has the fear of peanut butter sticking on the roof of his mouth. He dies of fear.

PEOPLE UNDER 16 SHOULD NOT READ THIS!

here is what you do take someone I don't care who give them an air tank and breathing device tie the hands and the legs, put a weight on him, go out into the middle of the ocean (thats important) then toss him in >=D he wont drown, the pressure of the water will crush and crush until death >=D I thought this up myself, my family didn't know what to say when I told them about it

This gave me an idea for a movie. It's called Big Fat Betty. And it's about Big Fat Betty and how she is this huge fat piece of ****, and she just cries and eats all the time. She works at some ****ty company where all she does is eat everyone else's lunch from the fridge, and then she goes home where she eats all the ****ing time. In the ending, Big Fat Betty is in a fat people scooter buggy thing at the Super Walmart, and she has a heart attack while grabbing tubs of rocky road ice cream out of the freezer section. The scene fades away to Morgan Freeman wearing a clown nose while sitting at at a desk. He looks up and stares into the camera, and shakes his head slowly while a tear rolls down his cheek.

It will win oscars.

Okay, so here we go.

You're masturbating right? Now you're getting into it. A lil bit too into it. You don't notice, but you're about to blow your load. So you do, without knowing it. BAM! Cumshot in the eye. In your haste and panic, you quickly jump up and look for a sink, but you're blinded, ohnoozeee! In your blindness, you run into a glass wall and die of blood-loss.

Originally Posted by candc32

PEOPLE UNDER 16 SHOULD NOT READ THIS!

here is what you do take someone I don't care who give them an air tank and breathing device tie the hands and the legs, put a weight on him, go out into the middle of the ocean (thats important) then toss him in >=D he wont drown, the pressure of the water will crush and crush until death >=D I thought this up myself, my family didn't know what to say when I told them about it

Not that bad o_O
The whole under 16 thing was a bit much. Sure it's violent, but...

Yeah, it was nowhere near as bad as Francois'.

Originally Posted by Francois Dillinger

Okay, so here we go.

You're masturbating right? Now you're getting into it. A lil bit too into it. You don't notice, but you're about to blow your load. So you do, without knowing it. BAM! Cumshot in the eye. In your haste and panic, you quickly jump up and look for a sink, but you're blinded, ohnoozeee! In your blindness, you run into a glass wall and die of blood-loss.

Check it

Don't mean to just waltz in and one up you.

Originally Posted by candc32

PEOPLE UNDER 16 SHOULD NOT READ THIS!

here is what you do take someone I don't care who give them an air tank and breathing device tie the hands and the legs, put a weight on him, go out into the middle of the ocean (thats important) then toss him in >=D he wont drown, the pressure of the water will crush and crush until death >=D I thought this up myself, my family didn't know what to say when I told them about it

That wasn't funny, but I don't think it was supposed to be. And I've already come up with a more gruesome one. I've posted it twice.

Originally Posted by Valhelm

Yeah, it was nowhere near as bad as Francois'.

hehe

Originally Posted by Shmehzzie can

Check it

Don't mean to just waltz in and one up you.

....you win

What was that one?



(I'm scared.)

Auto-erotic aspyhixiation man.

That would suck so bad.

I love Cracked.com's article on the subject.