The funniest way to die.

Originally Posted by Francois Dillinger

I'll explain it again but more quickly.

Put a guy in a room by himself. Hook the back of his neck (the skin only, obviously) so he's hanging on the wall. Directly in front of him is a mirror and there's just enough light so he can see himself in the mirror and nothing else in the room. Cut off his arms, legs, wiener, ears, and skin whatever is possible to skin without killing him. Be sure to bandage him properly so he doesn't die of blood-loss or any of that lame stuff. Then cut of his eyelids so he slowly, and painfully, dies of the inability to blink.

EDIT: And what makes it totally cool is that not only can he not blink and has to endure immense pain, but the guy is forced to stare at himself. There's not a thing he can do to not look at himself like that.

That's not funny, that's just sadistic.

Maybe he thinks sadism is funny.

Originally Posted by Lord Zero

That's not funny, that's just sadistic.

I...didn't think it was funny..

Originally Posted by ME

That wasn't funny, but I don't think it was supposed to be. And I've already come up with a more gruesome one. I've posted it twice.

See. It wasn't supposed to be funny.

Guise, let's done it down a bit, so the mods don't give us the knife, or, erm, the lock.

What if you died while teaching a group of soldirs how to put the safety on for an automatic shotgun.

Originally Posted by Lord Zero

That's not funny, that's just sadistic.

Sadism is always funny, and I dare you to name one instance where it isn't.

Edit: And it can't be about kittens, because that barely counts as there's no substantial evidence that supports that they even have a grasp on sadism.

Lots of silly (and stupid) deaths here: The Darwin Awards

I have this to say.

Na(OH)+HCl=H2O+NaCl

Eat sodium hydroxide pills. They will combine with your stomach acid to make salt water.

This would be quite painful but interesting.

Once I looked up my name and died. And one thing that popped up on Google was that someone with my name died of rough sex.

...I thought it was funny.

Hiding pepper spray up your bum-hole cuz the cops are coming.
then when the cop pushes you against the car it goes off.




*screams and writhes in agony*




*twitch.....

.........................twitch



......



x_x

How about dying while ejaculating? This was probably the first thing mentioned here, but I can't think of anything else. I wouldn't even find that cause of death hilarious-- I'd find it sublime.

I suppose laughter would be the funniest way to die in my eyes. Depending on who caused the laughter as well would be a factor.

Originally Posted by Francois Dillinger

I...didn't think it was funny..


See. It wasn't supposed to be funny.

Then don't post it in the thread about funny ways to die, dummy. :3

You're in an ambulance for whatever disease or injury you may have when suddenly, the ambulance gets into a fatal accident and you die. If the accident doesn't kill you, the sheer irony of it all will make your head explode.

Fart and Die!!!

I'd say to slip on an ice cube!

Anything to the tune of Yakety Sax, preferably land mine related..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-jcDRFId68

Well pretty much what my sig states.

I'd say that the funniest way to die is being in a port-a-potty, and someone pushes it down a mountain. Either that, or listening to Rush Limbaugh talk for exactly 6 hours, 6 minutes, and 6 seconds. If you do that, it's a proven fact that your head explodes.

This is a pretty hilarious way to die
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym0BtwmCvoc

^Not really, I didn't even smile.