The funniest way to die.

Two verry good sources for thousands of these. The Darwin Awards, and 1000 Ways to Die. There are some really good ones, like lesbocution.

If you died typing one of these jokes.

I'll explain it again but more quickly.

Put a guy in a room by himself. Hook the back of his neck (the skin only, obviously) so he's hanging on the wall. Directly in front of him is a mirror and there's just enough light so he can see himself in the mirror and nothing else in the room. Cut off his arms, legs, wiener, ears, and skin whatever is possible to skin without killing him. Be sure to bandage him properly so he doesn't die of blood-loss or any of that lame stuff. Then cut of his eyelids so he slowly, and painfully, dies of the inability to blink.

EDIT: And what makes it totally cool is that not only can he not blink and has to endure immense pain, but the guy is forced to stare at himself. There's not a thing he can do to not look at himself like that.

Wouldn't that just make him go blind?

Originally Posted by Shmehzzie can

Wouldn't that just make him go blind?

Not instantly. Or maybe I suck at this stuff

Originally Posted by Francois Dillinger

Not instantly. Or maybe I suck at this stuff

Probably.

Maybe I suck worse. Look at mine and decide for yourself.

That's so, so disturbing, Forte.

Originally Posted by Francois Dillinger

Okay, so here we go.

You're masturbating right? Now you're getting into it. A lil bit too into it. You don't notice, but you're about to blow your load. So you do, without knowing it. BAM! Cumshot in the eye. In your haste and panic, you quickly jump up and look for a sink, but you're blinded, ohnoozeee! In your blindness, you run into a glass wall and die of blood-loss.

I like this.


Although, my version is a lot more simple.

You're masturbating so hard, that you rip your penis off, it flies back up and hits in you in the eye, and pokes your eye out. You start screaming, you run around with your penis in your hand, and your eye dangling from your socket. You trip over the blood/cum, fall face first, burst your eye open, and crack your head. You lay there till you bleed to death from your head, and the stub of your dick.


Or, a flock of geese attack you.

Originally Posted by Furii

I like this.


Although, my version is a lot more simple.

You're masturbating so hard, that you rip your penis off, it flies back up and hits in you in the eye, and pokes your eye out. You start screaming, you run around with your penis in your hand, and your eye dangling from your socket. You trip over the blood/cum, fall face first, burst your eye open, and crack your head. You lay there till you bleed to death from your head, and the stub of your dick.


Or, a flock of geese attack you.

Both of those made me laugh, therefore, they're funny deaths. I like them.

Or you could be masturbating in a field, and the same thing happens. But, instead a bunch of blood hungry birds fly out of know where, and attack you till you die. One flies away with your penis and soon after makes it into a bird's nest in a local park. Where local wild life warriors go to admire wild life, and habitats and what not. Little do they know, that they're in for a surprise, when they stumble upon the nest right passed the creek.

Originally Posted by Shmehzzie can

Check it

Don't mean to just waltz in and one up you.

HeHe...I saw that episode..I loved it.

Death by orgasm.

Choking on a Lifesaver.

Committing suicide by accident.

Being crushed by a giant taco.

If I saw that happen, I'd laugh. A lot. Unless it was someone I knew.
Then I'd only laugh a little.

Originally Posted by Wolfen

Death by orgasm.

Choking on a Lifesaver.

Committing suicide by accident.

Best two so far. Mine is third place for me.

Have some sort of music player hooked up to an EKG that's monitoring you heartbeat. Set it up so that when your heart stops and the EKG flat lines this starts playing.

Somone dying from eating an orange skin. Would be pretty funny.

^ Well, I know of one case where an orange peel has killed someone. Bobby Leach was a daredevil who rode down the Niagara Falls in a steel barrel.

Later, he died after slipping on an orange peel.

Originally Posted by Mask Collector

i could die from having a massive nosebleed...(not because hentai)

Attila the Hun died this way.

Hm. I don't know, I don't really find death funny =/
I do find it cool though, in some cases.

None of these are doing it for me. But The Mask Man's was pretty good.

I think the only time I ever laugh at a "death" is when I'm watching a movie and a total ******* or the villain of the story gets what's coming to him/her. Like, a kick-ass killing of the bad guy, even if it is a random act of nature, and not dealt out by the hero. That is funny to me.

Originally Posted by Francois Dillinger

I'll explain it again but more quickly.

Put a guy in a room by himself. Hook the back of his neck (the skin only, obviously) so he's hanging on the wall. Directly in front of him is a mirror and there's just enough light so he can see himself in the mirror and nothing else in the room. Cut off his arms, legs, wiener, ears, and skin whatever is possible to skin without killing him. Be sure to bandage him properly so he doesn't die of blood-loss or any of that lame stuff. Then cut of his eyelids so he slowly, and painfully, dies of the inability to blink.

EDIT: And what makes it totally cool is that not only can he not blink and has to endure immense pain, but the guy is forced to stare at himself. There's not a thing he can do to not look at himself like that.

That's not funny, that's just sadistic.