Crazy teachers

Self explanatory title. Got any crazy teachers? Or perhaps some funny stories about one of your teachers? I only have one crazy teacher. She has eyes like a hawk. She sent somebody out for no reason. She also talks like a mad scientist

Mr. Delong was the craziest man on Earth. He patrolled the lunchroom and *****slapped anyone who did anything besides eat with a detention. He was the only member of the school's Discipline Council and so decided everyone's punishment. He was also my Psych teacher. :<

My English teacher last year was not only the craziest teacher ever, but the best one at that!

Mark (my school has a system so that we call staff by name) was the freshman English teacher. He was best known for his personality, which was really something. He yelled a lot, picked on kids a lot, pushed us hard, liked ice cream a lot, and enjoyed going off-topic for a few moments for us to speak about other issues. He had us sit in a circle in the room to discuss just about anything that came up, had us do "Cinnamon Rolls" occasionally (which is a big group hug), and genuinely listened to what students said. He never did anything to actually offend his students, and a lot of what he did was in joking fun. He liked to joke around a lot, but was always serious when the time came. He kept us on-track throughout the year, and our CSAP scores even rose higher than any other school in the district. He was a fun teacher who made our school projects enjoyable and doable.

This said, I have no idea why he was fired at the end of the year last year. The only reason specified was something to the lines of "he wasn't doing his job right." It makes no sense. The principal had bad timing and always seemed to walk in when we weren't "on-task," and almost never when we were. She witnessed Mark's rough behavior, as well as his soft side. She has to have known our CSAP score improvement. So I really don't know the reason for this. It made the freshmen and sophomores at the time disappointed, angry, etc. I even know of a petition that went around, but I guess it resulted in nothing good.

On the flip side, this is also a good thing. Mark wanted to be a photographer, but enjoyed teaching as well. Therefore, he never had the push he needed to set out and do his dream job. His being fired gave him no reason to linger any longer, and I now assume he's on a steady path to becoming successful. <3

Crazy teachers? Well, I've had a few of those. But stupid teachers, now I've had my fair share of those. Or just teachers who plain pissed me off.

But when it comes to crazy teachers, my speech and debate coach and English 11 teacher was pretty cray. She was always fighting the school for things she wanted, and was constantly complaining about how the sports department got more attention and money than the Speech and Debate team did. So she would check her e-mails every morning and the school news letter, and it always pissed her off, so she'd yell at the computer screen. But oh man, you would just have to see it for yourself xD She also constantly shushed ("shhh") in between every few words she said, even if no one was talking or making noise o.O

I had one once. She was my 3 grade teacher. She liked to make us laugh by esencially making fun of 1950's corny movies and some stories of when she was growing up in New York. So we often got sidetracked

My brother had this teacher back when we were in middle school.

His eighth grade science teacher, on the first day of school, lit a desk on fire and said, "Okay, this is what you NOT do when there's a fire." And then he pretended to be freaking out and screaming. Apparently he does this every year.

My English teacher last year was completely insane. She often picked random students and gave them gifts (Once I had a Twilight shirt on, so she gave me a Twilight calendar O.o). She also had some weird phobia of the school's stuffed crust pizza. So one day we saw her get some lunch, so we bought some stuffed crust pizza and when we got near her she literally screamed out the door of the cafeteria.

My Homeroom teacher last year was a complete creep-o. He was a pedophile, and whenever a girl came in with a necklace on over her breasts he'd look right at it and complement them on their necklace. And he would often make girls with clevage pick things up in front of him. And then once he accused me of having ADHD just because I was drawing on my exam sheet. O.o He was a complete creep-o.

I've had mostly normal teachers, mostly there was an English teacher I had (can't remember the name) he would talk "gangster" in an ENGLISH CLASS! wtf???? he plays WOW and is just in general a terrible person for no other reason then my say so.

So, in Gym, I had this teacher that would yell at us for sweating.


"****IT, JIMMY! WHY THE ****ING **** ARE YOU GETTING SWEAT ALL OVER THE FLOOR? GET THE ****OUT!"

No joke.

My 20th Century U.S History teacher is quite crazy. The first day, he delved into a long rant on why having this class at a community college was a lot better than having it at some big university. He also went onto to explain why he's teaching college kids and not high school kids for the sole reason of doing whatever the hell he wants.

He just happens to also be my favorite teacher and the class I look forward to besides fencing. I love college.

Oooh, I'm filled with interesting stories about my teachers.

You know, in my school, our religion teachers are monks. Real monks, who live in the school. And that is a very unique and funny thing. Our monks are really crazy (nd perverted ), and often do insane things.
For example, my religion teacher is very strict and gloomy naturally. And he has to wear clothes what look like the ones what Snape does wear. And once he came in and acted like Snape for a whole lesson. He was in a good mood at that day, and that's rare though.

My grammar teacher LOVES anime, pokemon and all those things so I relate to him alot.

He is 50...

I once had an English teacher that was forgetful to the point where he would literally forget that he sent someone to the office. The most extreme case of this occurred near the end of my 11th grade year. One of my friends was goofing off, and he told him to go to the office. Before he could even get to the door, the teacher asked him why he was standing up and told him to sit back down.

My 12th grade Economics teacher was pretty cool, as well. Instead of him lecturing us or making us take notes, he ran his class like an open forum. The entire period consisted almost entirely of discussion between teacher and students. This system worked out rather well, too; there wasn't a single failing grade in any of his classes, and Economics is not an easy subject to learn.

In high school, I had this crazy awesome history teacher that let us flip over our desks and hurl paper balls at each other to reinact war in the trenches. He played war sounds n everything, and even dove into the middle of the "trench" and lowcrawled his way to safety. When we were done, he played his guitar. He often go so wrapped up in conversation that he'd forget to give the lesson. He used to bellow lessons in opera sometimes, or just "talk" to students in opera from afar. I remeber I had to deliver some papers to one of his classes, and when I came in, he was all, "Thaaaank you for delivering this to meee! Sit down, and listen to my storyyyy!" and it went on and on... and of course, I sang right back. He was a very amusing teacher.

Sometimes it seems like I've had nothing but crazy teachers. Especially from my freshman through senior years of highschool. XD

Mrs. Mowrey: Ninth grade Algebra teacher. Completely crazy. She was always ranting and raving, gave bizarre threats regularly, and usually ended up getting off topic. One of my favorite memories of her was when she asked if a student finished his homework. The student said that he did, but lost it, and she warned him, "If you keep lying to me, you're going to go to Hell!" The entire class lol'd.

Coach Meyer: Strength and Conditioning teacher. I had him in my Junior year, and have him right now as a Senior. Like most gym teachers, he yells a lot. He also talks down the administration in general, and will smack people in the stomach while they're doing situps if he thinks they aren't working hard enough, usually yelling, "AB CHECK!" beforehand. If they still don't work after that, he'll pull their leg hairs.

Mr. Lincoln: The craziest, most amazing US History teacher in existence. He had a little plush dolphin with a laser pointer attached to his head hanging from the ceiling, later added a hook next to the dolphin (And claimed that he was angry that people mistakenly believe Peter Pan killed Captain Hook, saying that he was the one who did the deed), and once made a paper tie when he forgot to bring one to school. Like Zeruda's history teacher, he also had us flip over our desks for trench warfare. He's also a huge Tenacious D fan, and plays Tenacious D songs in class from time to time.

Madame Niebauer: French teacher. She'd speak French while complaining about students, and had a fly swatter handy to lightly smack students for goofing off or not doing their homework.

Mr. Brae: Just a substitute now. He's very, very old, and has a toupee. Despite his age and monotone voice, he drives a black hotrod with flames painted on the sides, and is obsessed with the existence of bigfoot. If he's subbing and you don't feel like doing any work, just get him to talk about bigfoot. He'll spend the entire hour talking about said subject.

Just a few examples.

My 6th grade social studies teacher was the best.

If someone was being loud and disruptive, (and if the kid was a boy) she would kiss them on the forehead. My brother and sister had her in 6th grade as well, and she would make fun of my brother a lot. Overall, she's a really good teacher, and everyone liked her. Well... most of us. She's very funny, and she would make little jokes about what were studying. She made social Studies very fun, and that's what made me love social studies. I hate the eighth grade social studies though, we only study american history. Which is very boring, cause I live in America, which is very boring, and is filled with people who think they can do stupid stuff and get away with it.

About a third of the teachers that I've had since the beginning of high school are very mentionable, ranging from screamers to conspiracy theorists to people who tell bad jokes to a god-like history teacher.

I had a bipolar teacher last year. And this year I have a teacher who doesn't teach. All she does is brag about herself and how smart she is.

I had this one science teacher. His name was Mr. Lemon and he was pretty awesome for the most part. He was like really old (easily in his 70s at the time) and loved to drone on and on. (sorta like Professor Binns from Harry Potter.) What made him bizarre was that he often told the worst jokes in the world. However, he used to do something extremely abnormal at the end of every school year. For anyone who had his class, would mention "The Red Baron." What was "The Red Baron?" It was Mr. Lemon leaping on to his desk and basically pantimiming the Red Baron! He even had aviator goggles! He would also zoom around the room and do this silly bit about a dogfight. He only did it at the end of the year though, and it was odd, yet really hilarious.

A teacher threatened to tie my friend up in his office and whip him.
That wasn't disturbing at all.