Crazy Police Encounters V2

Originally Posted by Mafoofoo

A hot female cop pulled me over. I was speechless. I didn't believe they actually existed.

Neither did I, till I went to Vegas..

Originally Posted by Mafoofoo

A hot female cop pulled me over. I was speechless. I didn't believe they actually existed.

so did you flirt w/ her to get out of the ticket?

No I just had sex with her to get out of the ticket.

I now get pulled over by hopeful female cops all the time.

Originally Posted by Mafoofoo

No I just had sex with her to get out of the ticket.

I now get pulled over by hopeful female cops all the time.

so if the He-Cop were gay, would you still do it?

No they just pull me over to get my autograph for ♥♥♥♥ing the chicks in their department and ask for pointers.

Life sucks when you're as cool as me.

Fukkin word man.

I do remember another time when I was stopped while walking to a friend's house. I was like 10 and the cops asked where I was going, if my parents knew where I was, etc., etc.