HAPPY AMERICA DAY!

Originally Posted by Link the Zora

Oh yeah, George W. Bush and Darth Cheney.

Nevermind, continue the conversation.

I was more thinking of Richard "Tricky Dick" Nixon, but sure that works too.

The debt is repaid, France!

Originally Posted by nolan

I was more thinking of Richard "Tricky Dick" Nixon, but sure that works too.

I didn't think Richard had a nick-name. I guess that goes to show what happens when you don't pay attention to presidents who were presidenting before you were born. XD

Originally Posted by CVN-76

Well someone's got to change your diapers. Besides, most of these younger country's are just bits and pieces of the Roman Empire. So, enjoy your rotting flesh.

Ah, classic American geographic ignorance. :3

Originally Posted by Link the Zora

Uh, the Roman Empire fell more than 1,000 years ago, so how can they be reminates of that?

Closer to 1,500, actually. :3

Originally Posted by ValaVarda

Um, I wouldn't be talking if I were you brah.

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Relative to the actual country, we Great Britain still wins, though. By a long shot. :3

Besides, Britain's penis isn't all flaccid-like. :3

Originally Posted by CVN-76

No, their penis would be Northern Ireland.

Edit: Damn it, I did it again.

How does Northern Ireland even resemble a penis? In the slightest?

Originally Posted by SacredSturgeon

Ah, classic American geographic ignorance. :3

Shut up, I'm not taking that kind of talk from someone living in the North Pole. It's the worst of the nine continents.

But seriously the average European probably doesn't know didily ♥♥♥♥ about the states, so it all evens out.

Relative to the actual country, we Great Britain still wins, though. By a long shot. :3

WELL FINE, WE'LL JUST ANNEX MEXICO THEN! WHAT ARE GOING TO DO THEN ♥♥♥♥ER!?

How does Northern Ireland even resemble a penis? In the slightest?

My point exactly.

Originally Posted by CVN-76

Florida is not our penis. It's our leg.

New England is the penis.




As you can see, we're currnetly ass-raping Canada.

Lolz.

Originally Posted by RENEEgade

The shape of a country really doesn't say that much about how good it is. Though I suppose its size can show how opportunistic its leaders might have been in the past.

West Virgina.

Discuss.

Originally Posted by CVN-76

WELL FINE, WE'LL JUST ANNEX MEXICO THEN! WHAT ARE GOING TO DO THEN ♥♥♥♥ER!?

Not care, mostly. :3

And maybe watch as you suddenly have masses of Mexicans migrating into the current US and you're forced to struggle to learn Spanish. :3

My point exactly.

New England doesn't exactly resemble a penis either, y'know.

Originally Posted by SacredSturgeon

Not care, mostly. :3

And maybe watch as you suddenly have masses of Mexicans migrating into the current US and you're forced to struggle to learn Spanish. :3

New England doesn't exactly resemble a penis either, y'know.

You do have an excellent point, my friend.

*applaudes*

May your fireworks tonight not be spoiled by the moon falling!

Originally Posted by SacredSturgeon

Not care, mostly. :3

And maybe watch as you suddenly have masses of Mexicans migrating into the current US and you're forced to struggle to learn Spanish. :3

So, nothing will change? Good. But then again you forgot the scenario where we ethnically clense the USM and turn it into New Hawaii.

Originally Posted by Silver

America will always live with the shame.

Get over it. If you want real shame see: Warren Harding, Herbert Hoover, and Calvin Coolidge.

Originally Posted by Link the Zora

I'm not sure I like where this conversation about America's dick is going...

Tell you what, if our next President's name is dick, we'll have that conversation.

Hmmm...We had two president Johnson's. I think that works out quite well ;3

Speaking of LBJ, I bought a really big "Johnson for President" button today at a flea market. I thought the lady was making a dirty joke when she said to me, "I can do your Johnson better." (note: I had bought a smaller Johnson pin earlier)

My neighbours shot off fireworks a few hours ago o.o

I live in England and they are'nt American. I thought it was a little strange that they were celebrating it.

Originally Posted by Slur

Get over it. If you want real shame see: Warren Harding, Herbert Hoover, and Calvin Coolidge.

And Franklin Peirce.

Originally Posted by PocketCucco

My neighbours shot off fireworks a few hours ago o.o

I live in England and they are'nt American. I thought it was a little strange that they were celebrating it.

Hey, any excuse to celebrate is good enough for me!

Maybe they're pyromaniacs?

Originally Posted by Dread

But the French are the exact opposite of America! They aren't allowed to sing the Star-Spangled Banner of America!

French helped us become America, fyi. Don't go ♥♥♥♥tin' on our first ally. =/

Originally Posted by CVN-76

Pfft, can't even get it up.

(Psst, Florida.)

We're teabagging Cuba, not butt ♥♥♥♥ing Canada.

Originally Posted by Blue

We're teabagging Cuba, not butt ♥♥♥♥ing Canada.

who said we can't do both?

Canada doesn't deserve it.

Originally Posted by Blue

Canada doesn't deserves it better.

fixed.

nicely done Wolf!