HAPPY AMERICA DAY!

Originally Posted by candc32

agreed and who would like the penis of America?

Originally Posted by Link the Zora

Tell you what, if our next President's name is dick, we'll have that conversation.

We used to have a vice president named Dick, but that's about the closest I think we will get for some time. It's a funny name to give a child

Originally Posted by CVN-76

Florida is not our penis. It's our leg.

New England is the penis.




As you can see, we're currnetly ass-raping Canada.

Funny how the John River goes over the state of Maine..

Originally Posted by Link the Zora

Funny how the John River goes over there...

The mapmakers knew what they were doing

Originally Posted by Toon Flink

The mapmakers knew what they were doing

Perhaps that was done by a disgruntled mapmaker?

Originally Posted by CVN-76

Florida is not our penis. It's our leg.

New England is the penis.




As you can see, we're currnetly ass-raping Canada.

Well, it makes sense that New England would be the penis, seeing as it's one of the few sections of the country that doesn't suck.

Originally Posted by CVN-76

Be quiet, or we'll put the UK in a home. God knows we should. Britannia has become cantankerous, and always whines because we don't call them enough. Oh wait, you guys are already in a home, along with all the other old, bitter nations.



:3

So how come that a home for old countries contains countries younger then the USA?

Originally Posted by CVN-76

Who's actually a father.

Who actually managed to be a threat to you guys. :3

Originally Posted by CVN-76

Poor Germany, his wife is a ✘✘✘✘ing whale.

[IMG*]http://www.lib.utexas.edu/maps/commonwealth/russia_rel94.jpg[/IMG]

Since when is Germany married to Russia?

(And mind you, America's a ing whale as well. :3 )

Originally Posted by CVN-76

Oh, go back to your cock country.



Pfft, can't even get it up.

Then again, America's cock is not only flaccid as well, it's also less than half the size of Sweden. :3

Originally Posted by Link the Zora

And wasn't there a small country that managed to resist a Russian invasion early before WWII?

That was Finland, I think.

Managed to kick some serious Russian arse.

Originally Posted by Florina Belmont

What is your beef? Seriously... Many would argue Sweden is a bunch of socialist pacifists, but lets not go there.

And there's nothing wrong with socialist pacifists.

Originally Posted by candc32

agreed and who would like the penis of America?

No thanks. I have standards. :3

Originally Posted by Bad Horse

You already had one of those.

That was only a nickname, though. :3


EDIT:

Originally Posted by CVN-76

Florida is not our penis. It's our leg.

New England is the penis.




As you can see, we're currnetly ass-raping Canada.

Holy ♥♥♥♥ could it be any smaller?



EDIT: Also I wubs Pinecodestuffs and his swear-filter-changingness. :>

Originally Posted by Florina Belmont

What is your beef? Seriously... Many would argue Sweden is a bunch of socialist pacifists, but lets not go there.

I don't have a beef with America. I merely questioned the idea of celebrating a country's independence day. Not just America's.

Originally Posted by Toon Flink

The only 2 things I like on their menu are the Mcflurry's and a Big Mac.

The facilities are very disgusting though, and I for one am not a fan of the fries, thought everyone else seems to think they are amazing..

McDonald's is kind of the staple of the fast food takeover. It's not real food after all the processing it goes through. The uniform, international product, the rather immoral ways it gets its supply, the focus on "profit! profit! profit!", the constant processing, the use of artificial flavoring agents, and the overall philosophy is just not preferable. That's not even covering the health aspects of it.

Fast food can be good occasionally, but ideally, you shouldn't eat it. And it should never be McDonald's.

Originally Posted by RENEEgade

McDonald's is kind of the staple of the fast food takeover. It's not real food after all the processing it goes through. The uniform, international product, the rather immoral ways it gets its supply, the focus on "profit! profit! profit!", the constant processing, the use of artificial flavoring agents, and the overall philosophy is just not preferable. That's not even covering the health aspects of it.

Fast food can be good occasionally, but ideally, you shouldn't eat it. And it should never be McDonald's.

I rarely eat fast food, homecooked meals are the bomb. Though I guess I am lucky because some of my fatter friends have parents that go out to eat all the time, and they are basically forced to eat the bad foods

I also hate how many people are bias towards the United States and sometimes automatically assume that I am a fat guy that only eats at McDonald's.

EDIT: Lol, I actually probably ate the most greasy fatting foods in a while today, considering it's July 4th and its ususally our "pig-out" day.

Originally Posted by SacredSturgeon

So how come that a home for old countries contains countries younger then the USA?

Well someone's got to change your diapers. Besides, most of these younger country's are just bits and pieces of the Roman Empire. So, enjoy your rotting flesh.

EDIT:Holy ♥♥♥♥ could it be any smaller?

Well there's a difference between having a dick, and being one. Sweden forgot that.

Originally Posted by CVN-76

Well someone's got to change your diapers. Besides, most of these younger country's are just bits and pieces of the Roman Empire. So, enjoy your rotting flesh.




Well there's a difference between having a dick, and being one. Sweden forgot that.

Uh, the Roman Empire fell more than 1,000 years ago, so how can they be reminates of that?

Remanites of the old Soviet Union is possible considering that was more recent, like 18 years ago.

Florida is America's cock. And it's bigger than entire countries.

Originally Posted by Link the Zora

Uh, the Roman Empire fell more than 1,000 years ago, so how can they be reminates of that?

Remanites of the old Soviet Union is possible considering that was more recent, like 18 years ago.

So? All that means is that they're farther into the rotting proccess. But yes old members of the USSR also count.

I wish we would stop talking about it....

Originally Posted by candc32

I wish we would stop talking about it....

Yes, all this talk of penises is...uncomfortable.

Anyway, hurrah to America. And let's all party because 233 years ago a bunch of farmers beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of the most powerful empire in the world.

Originally Posted by CVN-76

Yes, all this talk of penises is...uncomfortable.

I concur, good sir.

Originally Posted by CVN-76

Yes, all this talk of penises is...uncomfortable.

Anyway, hurrah to America. And let's all party because 233 years ago a bunch of farmers beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of the most powerful empire in the world.

Insecure about our sexualities, in America?

Originally Posted by Dread

Insecure about our sexualities, in America?

No, just realized how weird it is to see penises in patches of land.

Originally Posted by SacredSturgeon

EDIT:Holy ♥♥♥♥ could it be any smaller?

Um, I wouldn't be talking if I were you brah.

Originally Posted by CVN-76

No, just realized how weird it is to see penises in patches of land.

Freud was right... in America.

Originally Posted by ValaVarda

Um, I wouldn't be talking if I were you brah.

No, their penis would be Northern Ireland.

Edit: Damn it, I did it again.