HAPPY AMERICA DAY!

I lol'd
But yeah umm

Fireworks are really kind of dumb. Fun to light off, I guess. Celebrating the 4th of july though, what's the point? Although the day off is nice.

No offense but, Bite me?

Britain fought Hitler for a lot longer than we had, so yes, credit goes for them. XD

With all due respect, Bush-Haters, GWB didn't exactly plot to exterminate an entire group of people like Hitler did. I mean, can we compare him to men that are not even like him even more lol? XD

Know what I noticed? Thirteen is an unlucky number. Britian had thirteen colonies rebelling against her. Guess ol' King Georgie the III shoulda established a fourteeth colony so he wouldn't be as unlucky as he was. XD

Originally Posted by CVN-76

Oh, go back to your cock country.



Pfft, can't even get it up.

The shape of a country really doesn't say that much about how good it is. Though I suppose its size can show how opportunistic its leaders might have been in the past.

Yea but Russia took Berlin.

Originally Posted by RENEEgade

The shape of a country really doesn't say that much about how good it is. Though I suppose its size can show how opportunistic its leaders might have been in the past.

It still looks like a giant flaccid penis. It could be a holy land, but that fact wont change.

OK, I swear to god, this will be my last color changing. XD

Anyway, this is my 1,945th post. Why do I celebrate this? Because in the year 1945, NAZI GERMANY FELL! AND THE JAPANESE EMPIRE FELL!!! IT WAS THE YEAR WE AND THE ALLIES KICKED THEIR ASSES!!!!

*stops being a dick*

But I'm glad Germany recovered after the horrors Hitler and Stalin put it through (See the Iron Curitan and the suffering of East Berlin).

And wasn't there a small country that managed to resist a Russian invasion early before WWII?

Also, there are plenty of countries who's shapes look WORST than Sweden, but do not let the shapes be the judges of the country. Otherwise, no one would come to the US since the Florida Panhandle kinda looks like an *is smited horrifically*

Originally Posted by Link the Zora

Britain fought Hitler for a lot longer than we had, so yes, credit goes for them. XD

With all due respect, Bush-Haters, GWB didn't exactly plot to exterminate an entire group of people like Hitler did. I mean, can we compare him to men that are not even like him even more lol? XD

Know what I noticed? Thirteen is an unlucky number. Britian had thirteen colonies rebelling against her. Guess ol' King Georgie the III shoulda established a fourteeth colony so he wouldn't be as unlucky as he was. XD

he did it was called Canada

America looks rather like a giant, fat, amorphous belly. And Florida is phallic, and flaccid too! What does that say about America? :p

I do like Giant Flaccid Penises.


Where is our HA Card thing?

Originally Posted by RENEEgade

America looks rather like a giant, fat, amorphous belly.

Seeing how popular McDonald's is there, are you really surprised?

Originally Posted by Silver

Seeing how popular McDonald's is there, are you really surprised?

That might or might not be what I was hinting at....

McDonald's is disgusting, btw.

Originally Posted by candc32

he did it was called Canada

Ah! But Canada wasn't on the eastern boarder of the North American continent, now was it. :p

j/k.

http://www.lib.utexas.edu/maps/unite...ll_2002_us.jpg

Yeah, she DOES look a bit fat. XD

Originally Posted by RENEEgade

America looks rather like a giant, fat, amorphous belly. And Florida is phallic, and flaccid too! What does that say about America? :p

What is your beef? Seriously... Many would argue Sweden is a bunch of socialist pacifists, but lets not go there.

Originally Posted by RENEEgade

That might or might not be what I was hinting at....

McDonald's is disgusting, btw.

Oh god yes. I refuse to eat there. You can pretty much feel your arteries clogging.

Originally Posted by RENEEgade

McDonald's is disgusting, btw.

agreed and who would like the penis of America?

Originally Posted by RENEEgade

McDonald's is disgusting, btw.

The only 2 things I like on their menu are the Mcflurry's and a Big Mac.

The facilities are very disgusting though, and I for one am not a fan of the fries, thought everyone else seems to think they are amazing..

I'm not sure I like where this conversation about America's dick is going...

Tell you what, if our next President's name is dick, we'll have that conversation.

EDIT: I like Wendys, and that's about it with junk food and I hardly eat it anyway. Yay me!!!

Originally Posted by Link the Zora

I'm not sure I like where this conversation about America's dick is going...

Tell you what, if our next President's name is dick, we'll have that conversation.

You already had one of those.

Oh yeah, George W. Bush and Darth Cheney.

Nevermind, continue the conversation.

Originally Posted by RENEEgade

America looks rather like a giant, fat, amorphous belly. And Florida is phallic, and flaccid too! What does that say about America? :p

Florida is not our penis. It's our leg.

New England is the penis.




As you can see, we're currnetly ass-raping Canada.