HAPPY AMERICA DAY!

Originally Posted by candc32

bring it on world!

Holy ✘✘✘✘, when did Uncle Sam turn into Duke Nukem?

Anyone else read that they're reopening the Statue of Liberty's corwn for tourists today? Somthing else we can thank the French for.

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY AMERICA

By the way congrats on the most original name for a holiday. Ever.

Originally Posted by CVN-76

OOOOHHH!!!

You better not shout! You better not cry!
You better not cry for I'm tellin' you why.
'Cause Washington's comin' to town!

He knows when you are sleeping.
He knows when you are awake.

He knows when you've been bad or good,
so be good for your own sake!

(return/refrain/whatever) XD

Originally Posted by Link the Zora

OOOOHHH!!!

You better not shout! You better not cry!
You better not cry for I'm tellin' you why.
'Cause Washington's comin' to town!

He knows when you are sleeping.
He knows when you are awake.

He knows when you've been bad or good,
so be good for your own sake!

(return/refrain/whatever) XD

What a great guy, could've been King but decided against it. Not to mention he didn't believe in all the Political Party nonsense.
On an entirely different note:

Let that be a warning to all you pirates out there.

Originally Posted by Viral Maze

Have a happy Independence Day, you gun toting, burger eating bastards

Not for long!

Originally Posted by CVN-76

Whatever, we still won and others are jealous. :3

Originally Posted by Captain Ivan

Whatever, we still won and others are jealous. :3

What, you think I posted that to make fun of America? Hell no. Washington was a bad ass, and it reminds the world of rule #1. DON'T ✘✘✘✘ WITH AMERICA!

Oh, and I found the full version of the Star-Spangled Banner, but it is sung by the French.

Originally Posted by CVN-76

What, you think I posted that to make fun of America? Hell no. Washington was a bad ass, and it reminds the world of rule #1. DON'T ✘✘✘✘ WITH AMERICA!

Oh, and I found the full version of the Star-Spangled Banner, but it is sung by the French.

But the French are the exact opposite of America! They aren't allowed to sing the Star-Spangled Banner of America!

FUCK YEA AMERICA!

FUCK YEA!!!!!!

[QUOTE=CVN-76;2925837]What, you think I posted that to make fun of America? Hell no. Washington was a bad ass, and it reminds the world of rule #1. DON'T ✘✘✘✘ WITH AMERICA![QUOTE]
Let's make a list of rules.

Rule no. 1
Don't **** with America.
Rule no. 2
Don't talk about Fight Club.
Rule no. 3
Do not ask questions about Project Mayhem.
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You cannot walk and chew gum at the same time.
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Sequels are always worse than the originals.
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There are no train boards.
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Rule no. 34
If it exists, there is porn of it.

(Come on guys, fill in the banks!)

Originally Posted by CVN-76

What, you think I posted that to make fun of America? Hell no. Washington was a bad ass, and it reminds the world of rule #1. DON'T ✘✘✘✘ WITH AMERICA![/URL]

The only reason you don't ✘✘✘✘ with America is an ugly STD-ridden whore. :3

Originally Posted by Captain Ivan

Rule no. 2
Don't talk about Fight Club.

Hahahahaha.

South Africa is full of STDs.

Originally Posted by Wolf O'Donnell

Hahahahaha.

It is #1 and #2!

Originally Posted by Captain Ivan

South Africa is full of STDs.

And Zombies.

God bless America, mother✘✘✘✘ers.

Originally Posted by SacredSturgeon

The only reason you don't ✘✘✘✘ with America is an ugly STD-ridden whore. :3

Be quiet, or we'll put the UK in a home. God knows we should. Britannia has become cantankerous, and always whines because we don't call them enough. Oh wait, you guys are already in a home, along with all the other old, bitter nations.



:3

FOR MOTHER RUSSSIIIAAA!!!

Originally Posted by Sylvester

FOR MOTHER RUSSSIIIAAA!!!

Who's actually a father.