Lieutenant Lollipop's small guide for "not becoming another member."

1. Your Personality And Posts

Having trouble expressing your indifference, trying to gain more fame, or do you just want to get noticed for once by your fellow members? The solution is simple: Adjust your personality. Keep in mind, you can be anyone on the internet: A doctor, a scientist, an artist (who doesn't know what the hell he's talking about), or just a plain old carpenter. Remember: On the internet, you can withhold a a Ph.D and force the weirdest **** down people's throats.

To keep your posts interesting, try to add humor, sarcasm or perhaps a slight fraction of wittyness. If you are not humorous, sarcastic or witty in any way, then don't even try. It will make you look bad and stupid. Instead, humiliation works as well. Humiliating someone intellectually is usually the most satisfying kind of humiliation. This can also be somewhat be considered humor at the expense of others. By using using humor at the expense of others, you will only appeal to a certain audience and not to the entire crowd, however. These types of humor occur the most.

2. Your Avatar

You're not doing particularly great when your avatar is a generic, resized pile of pixilated ****. Your displayed avatar is an accurate representation of who and what you are, so it is highly recommended not to screw around with your avatar. In order to differ from your ZU friends and peers, it's best to use a unique image of a particular non-anime series or Zelda; comic books, soaps or whatever crosses your mind that didn't originate from Japan work just fine. Just anything that didn't originate from Japan works fine, as a matter of fact.

Secondly, adjust your avatar size to the set avatar limits and make sure it has a one-pixel black border. A one-pixel black border is not always a necessity, however. Fact: If you personality is interesting and unique enough (Read paragraph 1), you can probably pull of an anime or Zelda avatar. However, there are certain rules attached to having an anime avatar. More specifically, you do not upload avatars from the following anime series: Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mahou Sensei Negima, Pokémon, Naruto or Bleach.

3. Taste

We tell you what to like. You can't form your personal opinion and will not, especially in regards to music or gaming, follow stereotype trends. Final Fantasy VI is better than VII, Ocarina Of Time isn't the best videogame ever made, and every time you say Halo 3 is the best title in the franchise, Valve's **** goes up your ass. You are also a shame to the music subculture, you're not allowed to post any thread that is related to music as a whole, and you can't corroborate whether a particular band is great until someone with a higher postcount than yourself has confirmed so.

Cool story bro.

TL;DR version:

1) Be a Troll. Be a GIRL. Be a Garbage Post Kid. Be whatever you want except yourself.

2) Go ahead and have an avatar, but default avys and anime suck.

3) You suck.


Is that a good summary?

OMG YOU ARE SO FUNNY XDDD!

lol

Originally Posted by Lieutenant Lollipop

More specifically, you do not upload avatars from the following anime series: Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mahou Sensei Negima, Pokémon, Naruto or Bleach.

Or Death Note.

Have a photo of a lion as an avatar.

Works for me.

Originally Posted by Sabbo

GIRL

I lol'd at that.

Originally Posted by Sabbo

TL;DR version:

1) Be a Troll. Be a GIRL. Be a Garbage Post Kid. Be whatever you want except yourself.

2) Go ahead and have an avatar, but default avys and anime suck.

3) You suck.


Is that a good summary?

Originally Posted by Sanguine

OMG YOU ARE SO FUNNY XDDD!

lol

Stop playing the tattler and post something funny.

I have a better way.

Be a member for a very ****ing long time, and post often. Seems to work well for most of the members here.

Originally Posted by CVN-76

Be a member for a very ****ing long time, and post often. Seems to work well for most of the members here.

But that's slow and agonizing.

Doesn't work for me, no one know who I am.

I have a Pokemon avatar and I rose to the position of Webmaster. ;o

Yo Calleja, that's a pretty badass avatar you got there~

Originally Posted by RENEEgade

But that's slow and agonizing.

Ok, another way is to post opinions and moral veiws that are opposite to the way the majority of people here think. Most people here can be described as moderate leftists, so if you post conservative or highly religious opinions, people will pay attention to you.

heh, I had the opposite problem, I tried to be all incognito and keep a low prophile, but that did't work out at all.

I love you Lt.

So, I could even be the Pope? Sounds good to me.

When I saw the thread title (more accurately, the way it was cut off) I was like "please let is say penis, please let it say penis"

LL, I'm disappointed in you. You used to be witty and fun to be around. Now you're just a... a... a CODY!

Originally Posted by Cody

I have a Pokemon avatar and I rose to the position of Webmaster. ;o

One word: Blackmail. =3

That's right, you found some dirt on Jason and threatened to disclose it to the entire forum, so he made you a webmaster after that farce of an 'election'. >=P Cleaver.

Originally Posted by Zant

When I saw the thread title (more accurately, the way it was cut off) I was like "please let is say penis, please let it say penis"

LL, I'm disappointed in you. You used to be witty and fun to be around. Now you're just a... a... a CODY!

Agreed, this is probably one of your weaker trollings, mate. =P

But D.J, I laughed when you said he was Cody. xD