Lieutenant Lollipop's small guide for "not becoming another member."

Originally Posted by Zant

When I saw the thread title (more accurately, the way it was cut off) I was like "please let is say penis, please let it say penis"

Yeah, same.

Anyway, no one here should have a problem expressing who they are if you really think about it.

Sure there are plenty of people who use avatars from the same anime series, but it's normal for something to be popular, so the avatars will be shared. However, the personality behind the users will always remain distinct and individual.

Look at me. I use an anime avatar but I dare you to find someone like me. The same thing goes for every other user.

wow...I'm such a rebel

Originally Posted by Zant

LL, I'm disappointed in you. You used to be witty and fun to be around. Now you're just a... a... a CODY!

Originally Posted by Ciroton

Agreed, this is probably one of your weaker trollings, mate. =P

But D.J, I laughed when you said he was Cody. xD

Sorry guys, I'll try to make an effort next time.

I transcend this thread I guess

Originally Posted by Cody

I have a Pokemon avatar and I rose to the position of Webmaster. ;o

It's not the avi it's Colonel Roy Mustang in you sig

Originally Posted by Forte

Fuck.....I'm not witty at all!

But everyone loves you any way Forte.

I think you are far to into your self lut.

Oh man great thread Lollipop. You have inspired me.

Originally Posted by Dom

Cool story bro.

You mean this.

I guess my crappy anime avatar doesn't suffice.

The guide should have been made by someone who isn't "just another member"

Cool thread, but some of us are just not meant for the spotlight.

Heh i never have an anime avatar. ever.
OH LOOK IM POPULAR.




not really.

If y'all wanna be cool you gotta make your av a char from a Sunday morning comic strip.

Well, just look at that!

Originally Posted by master iem

You mean this.

You apparently have no sense of subtlety.

Waint a minutue the OP is ordinary and she/he thinks they know how to tell someone how to gain fame on a forum, what a strange contradiction. Furthermore, who cares? And even if you do how will this fame do you any good in life?

Lets be real, if only for a moment, do not let anyone tell you what avatar you should use or how you should post.

Originally Posted by Ringo Starr

If y'all wanna be cool you gotta make your av a char from a Sunday morning comic strip.

Well, just look at that!

Or just use a quirky character from a witty British comedy, complete with black border, user name, and all. ;3

Originally Posted by Cody

I have a Pokemon avatar and I rose to the position of Webmaster. ;o

Exactly.


I want to stand out and be more like LL, so I'm saving this on my computer.

Originally Posted by linksmolecules

Waint a minutue the OP is ordinary and she/he thinks they know how to tell someone how to gain fame on a forum, what a strange contradiction. Furthermore, who cares? And even if you do how will this fame do you any good in life?

Lets be real, if only for a moment, do not let anyone tell you what avatar you should use or how you should post.

Hahahahahahahaha

Originally Posted by Lieutenant Lollipop

1. Your Personality And Posts

Having trouble expressing your indifference, trying to gain more fame, or do you just want to get noticed for once by your fellow members? The solution is simple: Adjust your personality. Keep in mind, you can be anyone on the internet: A doctor, a scientist, an artist (who doesn't know what the hell he's talking about), or just a plain old carpenter. Remember: On the internet, you can withhold a a Ph.D and force the weirdest **** down people's throats.

To keep your posts interesting, try to add humor, sarcasm or perhaps a slight fraction of wittyness. If you are not humorous, sarcastic or witty in any way, then don't even try. It will make you look bad and stupid. Instead, humiliation works as well. Humiliating someone intellectually is usually the most satisfying kind of humiliation. This can also be somewhat be considered humor at the expense of others. By using using humor at the expense of others, you will only appeal to a certain audience and not to the entire crowd, however. These types of humor occur the most.

2. Your Avatar

You're not doing particularly great when your avatar is a generic, resized pile of pixilated ****. Your displayed avatar is an accurate representation of who and what you are, so it is highly recommended not to screw around with your avatar. In order to differ from your ZU friends and peers, it's best to use a unique image of a particular non-anime series or Zelda; comic books, soaps or whatever crosses your mind that didn't originate from Japan work just fine. Just anything that didn't originate from Japan works fine, as a matter of fact.

Secondly, adjust your avatar size to the set avatar limits and make sure it has a one-pixel black border. A one-pixel black border is not always a necessity, however. Fact: If you personality is interesting and unique enough (Read paragraph 1), you can probably pull of an anime or Zelda avatar. However, there are certain rules attached to having an anime avatar. More specifically, you do not upload avatars from the following anime series: Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mahou Sensei Negima, Pokémon, Naruto or Bleach.

3. Taste

We tell you what to like. You can't form your personal opinion and will not, especially in regards to music or gaming, follow stereotype trends. Final Fantasy VI is better than VII, Ocarina Of Time isn't the best videogame ever made, and every time you say Halo 3 is the best title in the franchise, Valve's **** goes up your ass. You are also a shame to the music subculture, you're not allowed to post any thread that is related to music as a whole, and you can't corroborate whether a particular band is great until someone with a higher postcount than yourself has confirmed so.

I can smell desperation for modship on this post.

This thread should probably have been written by Power Shot. I hear that guy is pretty unique.