We're going to play a wonderful game called...

Who is my daddy and what does he do?

In the ghetto, when we get the mail, we don't get those "Have You Seen Me"? missing and exploited children cards, we get "Are you My Daddy/Missing Fathers" cards.

My daddy is a guy who buries people. An UNDERTAKERRRRRR. Or something. Do undertakers bury dead people or just drive them around in a hearse? I don't remember.

Either way, he's an undertaker.

Originally Posted by Hack&Slash

My daddy is a guy who buries people. An UNDERTAKERRRRRR. Or something. Do undertakers bury dead people or just drive them around in a hearse? I don't remember.

Either way, he's an undertaker.

Your daddy's a wrestler? Cool!

No seriously, an undertaker is a person who buries people for the Mafia or other crime families.

My father's a housekeeper at a local hospital.

An executive at Lockheed Martin UK. Single. Other than doing work related stuff he's fairly promiscuous with women my age or older. My hero.

THAT'S AWESOME!

Originally Posted by Snow_Storm

Your daddy's a wrestler? Cool!

No seriously, an undertaker is a person who buries people for the Mafia or other crime families.

Just realised that and was on my way to edit the crap out of that post. Brain fart. He owns a funeral home. There.

My dad plays in a band full time around England. Yeah.

My father is a supervisor at a custodial company. He has told me "Whatever you do, don't end up like me."

My father is a mechanic at a steel mill. Right now, however, he is laid off.

My step-dad is a teacher at a college.

My Biological dad...is...actually I don't know.

A carpenter.

A working class hero.
Blue collar man.
He works hard for the money, so you better treat him right =)

My dad fixes planes independently.

My stepdad weightlifts professionally for the country

Currently? He's a subcontractor for Verizon or something. I don't know.

my mummy says my daddy is a sex machine

^line from the kindergarden cop

my dad works for the ministry of foreign affairs of turkey, he is a diplomat.

My dad works as a mechanical engineer. He works for a company that has a new way of doing TEGs (Thermal energy generators) that allows them to make electric current from nothing more than the difference in heat from one side to the other in a small size (they call it the power puck, and it's a bit bigger than a quarter). It used by NASA on some deep space probes. It's not new tech, it's just a new way of doing it. (and it doesn't make enough current to power a DS, I asked. Just enough for sensors on bridges and such). Sadly it's all still in the prototype stage and not the production stage (though they have working version made etc).

I talk more as the night goes on. Sorry

I'm father is a chef in a resturant in town. He can turn anything delicious. :3

My dad sells cars.

After working for several engineering companies.

After jointly owning an Indian restaurant.

After going to England for 4 years and getting an Engineering degree.

After participating in the Bangladeshi Liberation War at the age of 19 as a part of the guerilla force.

Originally Posted by Lady of Nayru

I'm father is a chef in a resturant in town. He can turn anything delicious. :3

Does he by any chance have a good recipe for clam chowder? I've never been able to find a recipe for clam chowder that left me truly in heaven. Not like some bowls I have had at restaurants.

Networking. *****es.