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My dad is dead. He won't do anything for a while. When he lived, he was amazingly amazing. He was a musical genius, could smooth talk like no other (he managed to convince a cop that he was his brother from Britain and that's why he didn't have a drivers license), an amazing artist when it comes to drawing, and a great chef, too. Of course, he had his fair share of problems...

Originally Posted by fratey

My dad is dead. He won't do anything for a while. When he lived, he was amazingly amazing. He was a musical genius, could smooth talk like no other (he managed to convince a cop that he was his brother from Britain and that's why he didn't have a drivers license), an amazing artist when it comes to drawing, and a great chef, too. Of course, he had his fair share of problems...

Losing a family member is never something easy.

A highly trained expert in the field of picking up, transport and delivering of highly important packages.

Haven't known him since I was like 3 or something.

Couldn't really care either.

My father was a drinker...and a fiend.

Really, he was a steampipe-fitter. I guess you could say plumber.

My dad's an alcoholic.

Originally Posted by Blood Dragon

My dad's an alcoholic.

I knew this thread would lead to gloomy responses like this one.

My father was a printer, got laid off, and is trying to get hired as a pharmacy technician.

Originally Posted by Eggys

I knew this thread would lead to gloomy responses like this one.

He only answered the question.

My dad is an alcoholic too. Or was, if he's dead.

Originally Posted by SephiTotth

He only answered the question.

And I only state fact; I'm not blaming anyone for anything.

Fine, then. My dad works at Honeywell, he's an engineer. He works on rockets and airplanes and missles and stuff. The navigational equipment that goes in them.

Originally Posted by Eggys

And I only state fact; I'm not blaming anyone for anything.

Maybe you should've phrased it a bit better then.

Originally Posted by Koulatio

A highly trained expert in the field of picking up, transport and delivering of highly important packages.

Drugs?

My dad is from the future... I don't really know much about that. All I know is he won't shut up about someone named John Connor.

Sailor and Lieutenant in the Marines.

"My dad's a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day long."

Seriously though, my dad's buried in a pot somewhere in Washington. When he was alive.. well, he smoked pot, as well as having a few odd jobs.

My dad has been a high school teacher for the past 10 years, but he used to work autonomous, had a bookkeeper, better income than right now and what-not. He only had to work a lot more and had a loy less vacation.

I love my dad.

My dad is a mechanic and the pastor of our church.

architect.

a bus driver.

he drives a bus.

A minister and a contractor. He just recently earned his Ph.D.

As a dad, he's pretty *****in'. As a friend, he's pretty *****in' as well.