Do you mow grass??

Yes, I have to mow the lawn. The one that isn't ours. Technically, my family doesn't have a lawn, but we live next to some people (we live in the remodeled garage) who do have a lawn... and somehow it ended up being my job to mow and edge their lawn. They have the time to mow thier own lawn, so how'd I end up being the one to do it?

I don't even get paid.

I don't have a yard.

But when I did have one, I used to do it.

Not really since I don't have a yard.

I forgot to say: I get paid fo doing it, because I have no job, and it's work.

i do not mow the grass, the doorman does it for us.
he also does every other thing for us.

No, and if it were up to me I'd let the grass grow out two or three feet tall then consider taking the weed wacker to it. Keeping it all at a nice 3 inch level is too difficult, so we just let my dad do it. Ever since he got that riding lawn mower, he has stopped complaining about it too.

Originally Posted by Coss

My parents replaced our front lawn with rocks.

How does that even work?

Originally Posted by Eternal Legend

I get a large crab and allow it to snip the lawn away. :3

The Flintstones...

Originally Posted by Hack&Slash

Oh yeah. I actually used one of those old school not motorized (:O) lawnmowers until we moved into the condo. But now... now there is no lawn.

(The thread title made me lolzor, but I forgot what I was gonnna say)

Do not underestimate those. I seriously have an easier time using those instead a motorized one.

I use a bush hog to mow my front yard.



Not the one I used but something similar.

Originally Posted by Saber

How does that even work?

First, you get some Mexicans. Probably around Home Depot or something, I dunno, I never look for Mexicans, try to keep away from 'em y'see. Now you go into Home Depot and buy buttloads of rocks. These Mexicans and rocks go in the back of your truck. (Remember, don't let any Mexican call shotgun. Car will smell like tacos for ages.) You drop these Mexicans off at your house and instruct them, in broken Spanish and incredibly fast (payback, *****es) what to do. Go to Olive Garden, enjoy a meal, and then come back.

You have rock-filled yard.

No we don't have grass to begin with.

Originally Posted by Ringo Starr

First, you get some Mexicans. Probably around Home Depot or something, I dunno, I never look for Mexicans, try to keep away from 'em y'see. Now you go into Home Depot and buy buttloads of rocks. These Mexicans and rocks go in the back of your truck. (Remember, don't let any Mexican call shotgun. Car will smell like tacos for ages.) You drop these Mexicans off at your house and instruct them, in broken Spanish and incredibly fast (payback, *****es) what to do. Go to Olive Garden, enjoy a meal, and then come back.

You have rock-filled yard.

I meant why would you fill your front yard with rocks, but thanks for that wonderful explanation on how to do it. I'll keep that in mind for one day when I fill my sister's room with rocks.

Originally Posted by Saber

I meant why would you fill your front yard with rocks, but thanks for that wonderful explanation on how to do it. I'll keep that in mind for one day when I fill my sister's room with rocks.

If they're gonna come in your house, use coasters as a path for them.

Originally Posted by Ringo Starr

If they're gonna come in your house, use coasters as a path for them.

Plastic or stone?