Hilarious Article

http://www.foon.co.uk/rc/page/pencils.htm

I found this surfing the web today. My sides still hurt laughing. I felt it deserved to be posted here.

Whoever wrote this, I commend you.

my favorite part was the bit about how the robot shot pirates from his eyes

that, and the bowling ball being shot out of a phone

Oh yes, this thread is definitely worthy of this pic:



(Sorry, TW. )

The WHOLE FLOOR turned to LASERS and this angry great STEAMING ROBOT steamed up out of nowhere, and he had a knife for a mouth and a meat processing plant for a butt and everywhere he looked he fired pirates out of his eyes, and all the people in the office started screaming and a few mutated and this one guy just dropped the clipboard he was holding and grew ten extra heads right there and ate his girlfriend JUST FOR FUN and the editor ran in but as soon as he stepped on the floor (which was still made of lasers, if you're keeping count) a STEAM ENGINE burst out of his chest and ran over like 6 people and then the whole building fell down and this kid saw and went to take a picture on his phone but when he pressed the button the phone shot a bowling ball in his face and both his legs came off and started running around the town square kicking people in the shins and screaming.


The final paragraph was great, but my favorite part was how he had "a knife for a mouth and a meat processing plant for a butt".

It wasn't that funny.

That's a good reason not to drop your pencil!

Originally Posted by Forte

It wasn't that funny.

then why did you even post?

why would you post something like that in a thread about a funny article? you could simply leave it alone, but no; you have to try and suck the fun out of it for other people. congratulations, i hope you're happy with your pitiful existence.


yes it was totally funny

Originally Posted by musical zombie.

yes it was totally funny

Thank you! I think there's a website full of these... Some...where...

Originally Posted by musical zombie.

then why did you even post?

why would you post something like that in a thread about a funny article? you could simply leave it alone, but no; you have to try and suck the fun out of it for other people. congratulations, i hope you're happy with your pitiful existence.


yes it was totally funny

uhh... because he can. isn't any forum designed to encourage discussion? isn't his comment discussion of the article in question?

he may not agree with your opinion, but that's not reason to bash him. why should he censor his comments just because he doesn't agree with the majority of you? he has as much right to stating his point of view as you are of yours.

i'm bawwing because people don't agree with me! BAW!

oh, and by the way, i didn't find it funny either.

Originally Posted by Moronic Rascal

uhh... because he can. isn't any forum designed to encourage discussion? isn't his comment discussion of the article in question?

he may not agree with your opinion, but that's not reason to bash him. why should he censor his comments just because he doesn't agree with the majority of you? he has as much right to stating his point of view as you are of yours.

i'm bawwing because people don't agree with me! BAW!

oh, and by the way, i didn't find it funny either.

hi my name is moronic rascal and i take things people say on the internet too seriously or literally

Originally Posted by musical zombie.

hi my name is moronic rascal and i take things people say on the internet too seriously or literally

i'm not the one butt-hurt about people not agreeing with me!

:3

that was a huge waste of my time.
That's funny- how?
It's too arbitrary.

I really didn't find it funny.

Okay okay fine. It's not funny. *Shrinks into embarassed turtle shell *

That was...random. Not really funny but....wha...?
But i read it again and again to try to understand it.

Very... random. I don't know. It seemed like the author was trying too hard to be funny, so... eh. I didn't find it very amusing. You wanna read funny, though: notalwaysright.com.

THAT's funny.

That was random to the 100th power.

For the proper way to conduct a thread like this see here.

This thread doesn't really seem to be attracting anything except 'wut a gr8/bad article' so I'm going to lock it.