My friend got a problem

I am not ****ting anyone. His dick... well... tickles when it vibrates. I suspect him of having a third testicle, but I'm not sure. He claims to only have two balls. When he drives too fast, it tickles. Also, when he got no control of the speed of his movements. I think it makes him nervous.

Please, only serious answers. As lame as this might seem, it means a lot to him.

Your "friend", eh?

It's a natural thing that happens. Gravity makes tingling sensations in the penis. Going down roller coasters and such would probably make it happen.

You'd be better off asking a doctor than people on a Zelda forum.

I'm sorry about your friend's problem, but I see this thread going downhill fast.

Preemptive lock!