Fun stuff to do in an elevator!

Try to add as many stuff as possible! This is pretty much like the "You know you're obsessed with Zelda when..."thread, except it has a different theme
(i'm sorry if this is the wrong place to post this)
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1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) Meow occasionally.

6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.

7) Say "DING!" at each floor.

8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) Swat at flies that don't exist.

22) Call out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Okay...

1) Sing a song

2) Jump up and down O_o

3) Laugh

4) Scream for help

5) Play on your ds or psp or mobile phone

6) talk on the phone

Uh....
I may get killed for this post, but...

It would be fun if I got stuck in an elevator with certain individuals, teehee
Beyond that, it's boring

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8

1. Wait for the elevator to reach the floor you want.

When somebody gets in and you're about to leave onto that floor, press all the floor buttons and the close the door ASAP. It's more fun if you did this on the bottom floor.

I've never done this myself, but...

Pretend you're doing a nature documentary and improvise as you do the documentary based on another passenger, as if they're a wild animal. For even more giggles become like a wandering documentarist and document things around you as you get onto the elevator, and then start documentating the passenger(s) already inside once you're in.

um does making out qualify as fun?

Originally Posted by GDKdium Nitrate

um does making out qualify as fun?

Absolutely

Originally Posted by GDKdium Nitrate

um does making out qualify as fun?

yes, but doing it shamelessly infront of a bunch of people whilst on the elevator would make it hilarious

16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

I actually did that all the time when I lived in an apartment.

I can think of 69 fun things to do in an elevator.

I often talk loudly while in elevators just to annoy people. Or I just play my Game Boy.

Right before you get off (especially if there are other people in the elevator), rapidly press the buttons for all floors, then exit.

No, I haven't actually done that myself. I'm a good boy.

6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.

If they are of another race I can see this going very poorly.

Originally Posted by Rew

I'm a good boy.

So is Tobi... (Naruto)


I actually got stuck in an elevator with my (right now, ex)girlfriend once. about 30 minutes later the mechanic managed to open the door and found me and my GF half-naked

I ride the elevator probably around 5 times a day... if I'm alone, I'll pace around like a manic or sing a stupid song ("Because I got hiiiigh") to myself.
If someone is in there with me I just stand there awkwardly.

Originally Posted by Calliope

I ride the elevator probably around 5 times a day... if I'm alone, I'll pace around like a manic or sing a stupid song ("Because I got hiiiigh") to myself.
If someone is in there with me I just stand there awkwardly.

You should do the former even if the circumstances are the latter.

Originally Posted by Rew

You should do the former even if the circumstances are the latter.

I usually do when I'm in the elevator with someone I know