Which Fictional Character Would You Tell Your Secrets To?

So ZU, if you could pick any fictional character to pour all of you deepest, darkest secrets to, or ask for help with those difficult life questions, who would it be and why? It could be a video game character, a character from a book, you name it!

I would probably tell my secrets to Meredith Grey from Grey's Anatomy. She seems like she'd be the older sister type, and would help guide me through rough patches in my life. She's had plenty of experience with dealing with difficult problems in her own life, so I'd think that experience would be helpful when dealing with some of my similar problems.

fairy oddparents, then i could make wishes to solve anything

I would tell Marluxia. =)

It would be a toss up between Vadar and Sauron. Vadar because he's all shiny and Sauron because he's The Eye. Yeah.

Link, because he couldn't tell anyone if he wanted to.

In all seriousness, probably fox, because he seems wise and experienced.

Samus Aran, Idk y but I could see her as a maternal figure.
Or Solid Snake, with the male equivilent.

Batman, he would know how to make me stronger... and turn me into a ninja.

I'd tell Dark Link

Lobo, because afterward, he'd beat the **** out of me and I would be so honored to have my ass kicked by such a manly anti-hero.

Dr. Manhattan is a second, because he wouldn't give a **** anyway and teleport me to a much more interesting place along with a ****on of money that he created from dirt.

Princess Zelda, because she seems like the kind of understanding person you can trust with a secret.

Link of course <3

Oh, nice question. :3

I would probably leak my soul to Aerith from Final Fantasy VII.. maybe. That's actually up in the air still, so let me rethink that one. ;P

Hmmm. Maybe Selphie? Kairi? Rinoa? Those little sweethears from the minds of team Square.

Actually, I choose August Boatwright, from the Secret Life of Bees. She is a most marvelous woman, and wise beyond her years. <3

Rorchack, he is an awesome psycho maniac.

Please remember to post detailed reasoning for your choices, otherwise, I'll have to lock the thread.

What kind of question is that!? The answer is obvious.

****in' Winnie the Pooh, *****es.

link, because he's mute, or hiro, from heroes, because he is hiro, or arthur from the seeing stone, cuz he's just cool like that

Princess Zelda, because not only would she be a good listener, she'd also give good, sagely advice if I ever needed it.

I will tell my secrets to Dr. Tomoe (Sailor Moon S), The Joker (Batman) and Carnage (Spider-Man) because they're all ****ed up people and wouldn't give a **** and go out and kill people after I get done talking to them.

Yoda, because he sees greatness in everything, or at the very least wouldn't make fun of me if it was something stupid.

I'm gonna be uncreative and say Princess Zelda. She has the triforce of wisdom for a reason eh!