Which Fictional Character Would You Tell Your Secrets To?

I don't really have any secrets (not off the top of my head anyway).

And if there are things that I reveal only to a very select few trustworthy friends, then some things I wouldn't reveal to anyone at all, well, you can bet I'm not going to tell a fictional character either.

He is capable of responding to my innermost feelings, but he can't repeat them to anyone, because all he can say is Wall-E, EVAH, MO and DEEEEEEEEERECTIV.


Also this:

Originally Posted by Nox

Dr. Manhattan is a second, because he wouldn't give a **** anyway and teleport me to a much more interesting place along with a ****on of money that he created from dirt.

I'd tell god.

Friendly reminder to make your posts a bit more detailed. ^_^

As one of the previous posts said, Yoda, because he share his wisdom with me, and Gandalf, just to hear what he would say.

Janaff, the one of the hawks from Fire Emblem, Path of Radience. He doesn't seem like the kind of guy to go telling peoples' secrets...

ZU POSTING JUST EXPLODED GUSY.

I'd probably pick Gilder from Skies of Arcadia. No matter how down and out I was, I'm pretty sure that bastard would wanna get me piss drunk, throw me in with a bunch of random women, and then we'd go rob a bank or something.

Originally Posted by Forte

What kind of question is that!? The answer is obvious.

****in' Winnie the Pooh, *****es.

So close to making me laugh, then you had to mess it up with all those silly *'s.

Anyway, I suppose I'd tale to Dr. Craig 'Huff' Huffstodt, because he is, after all, qualified to listen to people's problems and then give them lots of fun pills to help deal with them.

But I suppose I'd probably need to have serious problems to actually need to share.

I keep my own secrets. Because really, if I told anybody, they wouldn't be secret anymore.

Originally Posted by Spoonmän

I'd tell god.

But I do like this answer. (On a related point, I like putting The Bible in the fiction section of libraries, but knowing which letter to put it under can be difficult.)

Originally Posted by Arcanine

Link, because he couldn't tell anyone if he wanted to.

As soon as I saw this thread, I immediately thought of the same joke.

Originally Posted by Notsil

I'd probably pick Gilder from Skies of Arcadia. No matter how down and out I was, I'm pretty sure that bastard would wanna get me piss drunk, throw me in with a bunch of random women, and then we'd go rob a bank or something.

Gilder would do that haha!

I think I would tell Drachma from Skies of Arcaida due to his grandfatherly aura and based on how he treats Vyse.

Failing that, Master Splinter for the same reasons.

John the Savage from Brave New World.

He is the same as the rest of us, but takes the sameness too far.

Damn, the Link joke is already used... I was to slow... ;-;

I'd tell my secrets to my fictional wife, Samus Aran. =P

Or dr. Phil.

^ Well, Dr. Phil is noone to trust! He'll just tell people over national television Oo

Originally Posted by m0j0

^ Well, Dr. Phil is noone to trust! He'll just tell people over national television Oo

I don't know if Dr. Phil isn't that trustworthy... have you heard this story?

http://fatwhiteman.com/2006/11/21/dear-drphil.aspx

I would tell Phyllo from .hack//Roots because
he's dead

So he really can't tell anyone, and if his ghost Is still around, he's a pretty wise guy.

I'd tell Jill Valentine from Resident Evil.

Actually I changed my mind, I would tell my secrets to Larxene. =)

Link, of course. As already stated, he wouldn't be able to tell anyone even if he wanted to. Well, we know he talks, but we just don't hear him...

I think I tell my secrets to a Fire Emblem character, esp Alum of FE2. Nobody would give a **** because Fire Emblem, esp FE2: Gaiden isn't even popular.

This guy, just because I could. And I would want to.



Or that guy, because he'd probably be drunk and forget everything anyway.