No More Drinking For Australia

Australia Gets Drunk, Wakes Up in North Atlantic

AUSTRALIA GETS DRUNK, WAKES UP IN NORTH ATLANTIC
Tired of Being Isolated and Ignored, Continent Isn't Bloody Moving

I don't know what the hell that article was, but I did get a laugh out of it once or twice. I don't think it's true though. I mean, if you think about it, nobody really cares about other places on Earth, too, so...

Notice how Cuba is now smashed into the Southern part of the US and Florida looks like one really messed up pennisula. xDD;

Tasmania is sitting on top of Nova Scotia . Get off, Tasmania. Take off!

Originally Posted by Karma

Notice how Cuba is now smashed into the Southern part of the US and Florida looks like one really messed up pennisula. xDD;

Yeah, I noticed that too. I'm suprised there weren't any tsunamis. XD

Too damn right.

Although to be fair, I'm Australian and I even I don't having a ****ing clue when Australia Day is.

I know Waltzing Matilda off by heart, if it's any consolation.

Well, now it's easier for me to visit Australia.

(C)2002
Still funny though.

Originally Posted by Karma

Notice how Cuba is now smashed into the Southern part of the US and Florida looks like one really messed up pennisula. xDD;

Australia moved them when it stumbled into the Atlantic, duh.

That shows our manly strength. Look how far we moved Australia.

finally in the correct hemisphere, but still bloody upside down. you aussies, why don't you do something right for once?! D:

Is this article even real? Because I have a hard time believing such an extreme tale. :/

Originally Posted by Lady Ranny

Is this article even real? Because I have a hard time believing such an extreme tale. :/

Does SATIREwire say anything to you?

Hey Brisbane is like 3-5 hours away on a plane! Now I can see those damn Kangaroos without traveling for an absurd amount of time. Yay!

...Yeah, it's gotta be fake, considering the looks of that website. XD

On top of that, continents don't move NEARLY that fast, plus you can't just break Florida, slap Cuba on top of the US, or make the rest of Latin America vanish.

Bloody hell, you've gone and covered up Nova Scotia with Tasmania!

Oh well, no big loss. =P

That would actually be really convenient. Morocco-Florida landbridge, anyone?

...Yeah, it's gotta be fake, considering the looks of that website. XD

On top of that, continents don't move NEARLY that fast, plus you can't just break Florida, slap Cuba on top of the US, or make the rest of Latin America vanish.

But if we could, Wales would become the 51st state. Take it away!

Right............

Still upside down even in the northern hemisphere, only Australia can do this.

Originally Posted by Lady Ranny

Is this article even real? Because I have a hard time believing such an extreme tale. :/

Originally Posted by Lady Ranny

...Yeah, it's gotta be fake, considering the looks of that website. XD

On top of that, continents don't move NEARLY that fast, plus you can't just break Florida, slap Cuba on top of the US, or make the rest of Latin America vanish.

For one second did you really take this thread seriously?

Because if you did, you might want to go through primary school again.

Originally Posted by Ringo Starr

For one second did you really take this thread seriously?

Because if you did, you might want to go through primary school again.

I was about to comment on that too, thanks for posting for me though.