How do you want to die?

Originally Posted by Forte

Gaay line!

This would be mine, "IF IT WEREN'T FOR THOSE MEDDLING KIDS AND THEIR DUMB DOG!"

And mine is the gay one? I have straight papers on mine! So take that, and your gayer line too!

And I have a back up!: " You a**holes! I'll come back to haunt you!"

Beat that, Brawny Man!

Originally Posted by mew72x

And mine is the gay one?

Uhh yeaah, I plan to die by being shot in the back by a bunch of 70's crime-solvers who have a dog!

I would like to die in a pot of boiling cheese. Cheese is good.

i'm sure the evil monkey in my wardrobe is going to kill meeee....

I just want to die happy... and as painless as possible.

No suffering, please.

I want to die with my boots on.

And I want to have accomplished enough in my life for it to feel complete.

Also, when I die I want all of my friends to accept it and not grieve too much.

If I can choose how I die, I'd want it to be from something that can't be stopped, and something that I know is gonna happen.

"In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock[rel], at the age of eighty."

<3 Tyrion

A bullet to the head. I wanna go down fighting for what I believe in. And I want my body to be used for organ donations.

I want to be blindsided by something unexpected and grotesquely violent. Like getting hit by a bus or a semi before I even see it coming.

Yup, that's how I want to die.

Originally Posted by Snow_Storm

In a shootout with anybody.

We can shoot at eachother, since that's how I wanna die.

Who makes these kind of threads?

Originally Posted by Snafu

I want to be blindsided by something unexpected and grotesquely violent. Like getting hit by a bus or a semi before I even see it coming.

Yup, that's how I want to die.

Oh, then one of the methods I wish would suit you too.

I want to be holding a piss for a LOOONG time, and go to the bathroom, and about 7/8 of the way through my incredibly long and satisfying urination (one of my eyes will be twitching, it tends to do that when I pee) I'm going to get struck in the head by a sniper bullet from 100 yards away. If you're not aware as to the physics, blood would be EVERYWHERE, including some pieces of brain, and my entire body would most likely flip, my head would be moving faster than any other part of my body, and with much more force.

I would hit the ground so fast. Sniper bullets are strong.

Originally Posted by Forte

Oh, then one of the methods I wish would suit you too.

I want to be holding a piss for a LOOONG time, and go to the bathroom, and about 7/8 of the way through my incredibly long and satisfying urination (one of my eyes will be twitching, it tends to do that when I pee) I'm going to get struck in the head by a sniper bullet from 100 yards away. If you're not aware as to the physics, blood would be EVERYWHERE, including some pieces of brain, and my entire body would most likely flip, my head would be moving faster than any other part of my body, and with much more force.

I would hit the ground so fast. Sniper bullets are strong.

I wouldn't mind getting hit in the head by a stray bullet from one of these.

That would be pretty sweet, actually.

Originally Posted by Snafu

I wouldn't mind getting hit in the head by a stray bullet from one of these.

That would be pretty sweet, actually.

I believe the video you provided proved my point.

Snipers are incredibly powerful. Now the people of this thread have an idea as to what would happen to your body if you were shot in the head by one of those?

It would be sweet. The urination part is gonna have to be in there too. That's important.

I wanna die in a fight, either while protecting others or fighting for somthing I believe in. When the adrenalins pumping you wouldn't feel much anyway...I agree with the op, it is the honorable way to die.

Originally Posted by mew72x

Even though it be really cool to live forever, I wanna die after doing something extremely awesome and cool. I already have my dying words ready.

"This is all Tingle's fault!"

And I wanna be cremated because being left to rot in a hole scares me.

^This not gay, but totally uncool.

My dying words:
"Abidi, abidi, abidi. That's all folks!" Followed by a fart.

Originally Posted by Mr. Okami

My dying words:
"Abidi, abidi, abidi. That's all folks!" Followed by a fart.

That made me laugh like an immature 6 year old.

Another way I'd be willing to die is from going into outerspace and destroying an asteroid that's on a path towards earth resulting in the need for me to detonate it with me still on it... Too bad Armagedon already stole my idea.

I was gonna look like Bruce Willis too, and punch Ben Affleck in the face.

kill myself with a gun under a one way sign

I've always liked the idea of dying in battle. If I grow old, I'll have to watch as people look at me and think "Ew, I hope he doesn't leave old people smell everywhere".

But I don't think any cool battles are going on right now. WHY CAN'T WE FIGHT WITH SWORDS ANYMORE?

My other option is to die in my massive book library. I'm so proud of it, I wouldn't mind if a ****loada books killed me. *sigh* reading...

I'd want to die with a sword through my heart, forget how much it hurts. It would just be cool and I wouldn't die as painfully or slowly as, say, a sword through the stomach.

Beheading is a no-no. A sword through the heart is dramatic, just the way I like it.

And in the arms of my love, can't forget that.