How do you want to die?

in my sleep

I want to die virtually.

Originally Posted by Benni

I want to die virtually.

do you have any one ups?

Originally Posted by Eggys

I want to die holding hands with my one true love.

I either want to die completely at peace and without pain, or in the most fantastically epic fashion imaginable - even if that would require me to be violently and grotesquely blown to bits, showering everyone in gibs.

Originally Posted by DekuQueen

Laughing. To say I really had the last laugh.

This^

When I was three, I almost died from some candy that was stuck in my throat. I want to die because of candy.

Kinda ironic.

I'd like to die when I'm 80 by choking to death after attempting to remove a 21 year old woman’s bra strap with my teeth (I'm sure I've read a news report where that actually happened).

Originally Posted by erokk121

(I say evitable because I hope one day that they will discover how to extend the human life span to a greater time, and than hopefully find the secret to immortality. Awesome)

I can't think of anything worse, I love my life but living forever would suck.

Originally Posted by Feere Gorone

I'll probably end up dying from old age, unless I die in a blaze of glory in a war, or unless suicide gets the better of me first.

Then again, I would really like to be encased in a sarcophagus of magnesium and set on fire. That would be... awe-inspiring, to say the least.

Death...
I'd die jumping off a cliff with a bungee cord attatched to my brain and heart.

There is only one way for me to die, and it is hands down, the single most epic and amazing event that could ever occur in history. I am afraid to post it because some of you might copy me, but I might as well give it a shot.

When I am in the age of 70-80 and I feel happy with my life, I am only going to eat nasty ass and spicy foods for about 1 week. I am going to take a plane from wherever I am living to NYC, and I will acquire a bucket of pennies and a few jars of mayonnaise. I will make my way to the top of the empire state building(or any other skyscraper) with these items, and then proceed to cover myself with mayonnaise to the point of vomiting. I want to have a thick layer of it all over my body. After doing so, I will dump the pennies off the top of the building. Note, this will not kill anyone, watching mythbusters is good for you. After being barraged by pennies, the public will look up in terror to the sight of an old man completely naked flying straight towards them. Note, my ball sack will be flopping all over the place, and when I hit the ground, an explosion of mayonnaise, spicy feces, and ****ty food will fly everywhere, spraying everyone/everything in the immediate area.

Note***
I don't plan on pooping the three days prior to said event.



Or, die riding a unicorn through New Zealand and getting blasted in the head by mongolian warriors.

A knife fight duel for the woman I love but me and the other guy die at the same time then blow up in a sweeping blaze of black fire.

Originally Posted by Evan

There is only one way for me to die, and it is hands down, the single most epic and amazing event that could ever occur in history. I am afraid to post it because some of you might copy me, but I might as well give it a shot.

When I am in the age of 70-80 and I feel happy with my life, I am only going to eat nasty ass and spicy foods for about 1 week. I am going to take a plane from wherever I am living to NYC, and I will acquire a bucket of pennies and a few jars of mayonnaise. I will make my way to the top of the empire state building(or any other skyscraper) with these items, and then proceed to cover myself with mayonnaise to the point of vomiting. I want to have a thick layer of it all over my body. After doing so, I will dump the pennies off the top of the building. Note, this will not kill anyone, watching mythbusters is good for you. After being barraged by pennies, the public will look up in terror to the sight of an old man completely naked flying straight towards them. Note, my ball sack will be flopping all over the place, and when I hit the ground, an explosion of mayonnaise, spicy feces, and ****ty food will fly everywhere, spraying everyone/everything in the immediate area.

Note***
I don't plan on pooping the three days prior to said event.



Or, die riding a unicorn through New Zealand and getting blasted in the head by mongolian warriors.

This was quite possibly the third funniest mental image I have ever conjured in my mind. I was already laughing at the sheer absurdity of it all, but once I had that visual of your ballsack violently fluttering in the wind like a tattered flag (and the sounds I associate with that), I internally laughed aloud.

Then, of course, when the entire scenario with the feces, mayonnaise, and food finally came together in the end, I knew I had to speak up and share my experience with you all.

Originally Posted by Drew Chapman

This was quite possibly the third funniest mental image I have ever conjured in my mind. I was already laughing at the sheer absurdity of it all, but once I had that visual of your ballsack violently fluttering in the wind like a tattered flag (and the sounds I associate with that), I internally laughed aloud.

Then, of course, when the entire scenario with the feces, mayonnaise, and food finally came together in the end, I knew I had to speak up and share my experience with you all.

I know, I am quite amazing.

How do you want to die?

I don't.

Originally Posted by Eggys

I want to die holding hands with my one true love.

Awww... So sweet... I'd do the same thing, but it could also be the other way around. But it's really sad to think about...

I prefer to die of old age... Nothing beats that to me with family and loved ones around me.

I want to work out every day for a decade until I have a svelte physique. Then I wish to be hired by Playgirl to star in a wet t-shirt contest video. During the filming, the wetness and a cold breeze will lead to me catching pneumonia and I will die.

Catching pneumonia from a wet t-shirt contest.

Originally Posted by DekuQueen

Laughing. To say I really had the last laugh.

People have died that way.

I never want to die!
If I do die, I would like to die quickly like in a car crash or something. Mostly so I don't feel pain.

Even though it be really cool to live forever, I wanna die after doing something extremely awesome and cool. I already have my dying words ready.

"This is all Tingle's fault!"

And I wanna be cremated because being left to rot in a hole scares me.

Originally Posted by mew72x

Even though it be really cool to live forever, I wanna die after doing something extremely awesome and cool. I already have my dying words ready.

"This is all Tingle's fault!"

And I wanna be cremated because being left to rot in a hole scares me.

Gaay line!

This would be mine, "IF IT WEREN'T FOR THOSE MEDDLING KIDS AND THEIR DUMB DOG!"