White jokes?

Me and my friends have been,for months, trying to figure out a white joke I've never heard one, and I don't see how it would go.Like "your mommas so white..."where do you take that?

I've only heard one that made me laugh. I'm not sure if it could be considered one.

"What do call it when a bunch of white guys are sitting on a bench? A basketball game."

Still not all that sure.

Yeah,thats like the only one.
Lol I love how it was Black Dog that answered first.

Black Dog's made me laugh.

Yo momma's so white, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

That one is also good.

Yeah.Wow those are the only 2 I've ever heard.

What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile?
A taxi.

Why did the white man cross the road?
Because he needed something that was on the other side of the road.

What do you say when you see a white man carrying a TV?
"Excuse me sir, you dropped your receipt!"

What do you call a mob of white people at the University of Maryland burning down the city?
A Maryland championship.

What do you call a mob of white people in Detriot burning down the city?
A hockey victory.

What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama?
A lynching.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA

What do you call a white guy on "Jeopardy?"
A contestant.

What did the white guy see when looking at his family tree?
A straight line.

What does a white man do when he is unhappy with our current government decisions?
He writes a letter.

What does a white man do at the club?
Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin' & grindin' with all of his fine white *****es.

What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him?
"I forgive you"

What do you call a white man in court?
The lawyer.

What did the white woman do after she spilled hot coffee on her legs?
File a lawsuit.

How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman?
Throw them a golf ball.

What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A victim.

What do you call a white cop?
Police brutality.

Why do white people like to play hockey?
It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they're not a cop.

How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack?
He walked in and payed for it.

You know what sucks about being white?
Not much, really. I mean, there are starving people in Africa, and all those tsunami victims in Asia...I'd say we're pretty lucky


Yeah not sure if these are any good I only glanced at a few of them. I googled white jokes and this what one of the links came up with.

"Hey, white men can't jump but black men can't read!!!"

-Nox. Blame him.

Originally Posted by Mazrath

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?The NBA

You thief!

Originally Posted by Mazrath

What does a white man do when he is unhappy with our current government decisions?
He writes a letter.

What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him?
"I forgive you"

These ones were great.

Originally Posted by Black Dog

You thief!

All I did was copy and paste a list of jokes

Originally Posted by Mazrath

All I did was copy and paste a list of jokes

I'm kidding mai boi!

Haha, minorities trying so hard to offend white people.

I got a good black joke, how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3. One to steal your light bulb, one to screw it in, and one to watch for cops.

What's white and twelve inches long?
Absolutely nothing.

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass.

Wow. Most of these suck.

Originally Posted by Duo

Wow. Most of these suck.

Coming from a white guy, I presume?

What does a white guy say when he reads a list of white jokes?
Wow. Most of these suck.

Lol, yeah not too good, but i wanted to say somthing here. Thanks Arbitrator.

Originally Posted by Koulatio

What does a white guy say when he reads a list of white jokes?
Wow. Most of these suck.

Lol, yeah not too good, but i wanted to say somthing here. Thanks Arbitrator.

That's actually the best one here =D

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.