White jokes?

Originally Posted by AXavierB

How come white people have all the power, yet they're still the ones that get beat up in the 'hood?

Because they're ******s.

Originally Posted by Dr. von Fish

I'm 1/32 Native American, 1/128 Jew, and around 1/1024 horse (lonely ancestor), so I am allowed to live on a reservation, joke about the holocaust, and eat out of a trough.

I have a jew nose and a love of money, does that make me Jewish?

Originally Posted by The Arbitrator

What's white and twelve inches long?
Absolutely nothing.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw.

These are great.

What do you call a white person in snow?
Invisible.
Oh how terrible I am.

I am not a racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Also I love the snow-related jokes. : D

Originally Posted by Snow_Storm

When I put pizza in the oven, I usually point my finger at it and say "Look, you're not Jewish. You better not scream or turn to ashes."

Haha! THAT'S funny.

Ha ha holocaust?

On a forum I used to go on, this guy named Rico was whining about how there's no white jokes.
See, Rico's like 1/4 mexican and 1/99999999th black, so therefore he is always attempting to prove that everyone else discriminates against him.

I simply replied and said "red neck jokes".
He told me that red necks aren't necessarily white people.
I pointed him to a dictionary definition which said it was an offensive slang term for southern white people.
He reiterated his point that red necks aren't white people.

IT WAS GREAT FUN.

Yeah redneck jokes.
If you work with your shirt off and so does your husband you might be a red neck.

Originally Posted by 13th

Yeah redneck jokes.
If you work with your shirt off and so does your husband you might be a red neck.

lol, thats pretty good.

How long does it take for a black woman to crap? ---- Nine months.

I don't know any good white jokes. I'm not racist, but black jokes are funnier.

My friend told me this one:

A group of whites come running down the street yelling, "BARBECUE!"
A group of mexicans came running down the street shouting, "FIESTA!"
A group of blacks come running down the street yelling, "JAIL BREAK!"

Yeah, most of them aren't that funny, but there were a few that made me laugh.

Originally Posted by AXavierB

Toby.

XDD

I'm not racist, but black jokes are funnier.

If you have to say this then yes you are.

"I'm not racist but..."

Well, from a neutral point of view, anything can be funny. Even black jokes.

Please, no redneck jokes. I'm not defending rednecks, I hate them as much as any sane human being, but let us not descent into the oblivion of Jeff Foxworthy and the utter unfunniness on the "blue collar comedy." We're better than that.

So there's this black family and they have a baby. They take the baby to the doctor so they can weigh him. He weighed 30 pounds. A week later they take him back. He weighed 15 pounds. The doctor asked "why does he weigh less than the last time we weighed him?" They parents responded "oh we just had him circumcised."

What do you call a bunch of white guys with clubs chasing a black guy?
The PGA Tour.

Originally Posted by Forte

Black Dog's made me laugh.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on a bench?
Hockey. :3

Originally Posted by Erimgard

What do you call a bunch of white guys with clubs chasing a black guy?
The PGA Tour.

Made me lol.

Originally Posted by Erimgard

What do you call a bunch of white guys with clubs chasing a black guy?
The PGA Tour.

Lol, thats a good one