White jokes?

Originally Posted by 315

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

right (said like Dr. Evil)

Here's one:

**** white people.

Originally Posted by 315

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

When I put pizza in the oven, I usually point my finger at it and say "Look, you're not Jewish. You better not scream or turn to ashes."

I'm engaged to a white American and we tease each other with race-related jokes all the time xD (I'm Samoan so I'm brooooown/probably leeching off the government/unemployed/in a gang/listen to rap music GIMME STEREOTYPES, BABY xD). I laughed at some of the jokes and must remember to fire some at Brandon later. Thanks, guys xD <3

I recall a joke that goes like this:

"What do you call a stampede of white people?"
"An Avalanche"
"What about borwn-skinned?"
"Mudslide"
"African Americans?"
"Jailbreak"

Sorry if it offends anyone, but it's not mine.
Other than that, welcome to the internet.

Originally Posted by Solink

I recall a joke that goes like this:

"What do you call a stampede of white people?"
"An Avalanche"
"What about borwn-skinned?"
"Mudslide"
"African Americans?"
"Jailbreak"

Sorry if it offends anyone, but it's not mine.
Other than that, welcome to the internet.

I'M OFFENDED!!!

Originally Posted by Snow_Storm

I'M OFFENDED!!!

I'm offended you responded without your usual entheusiasm.

Originally Posted by Snow_Storm

I'M OFFENDED!!!

You're black, no one cares what you think.


(I happen to be 1/16th black and so am allowed to say that, if any of you say it you're as bad as Jade Goody).

Hey man, peace and love. Stop this hate.

Originally Posted by The Arbitrator

(I happen to be 1/16th black and so am allowed to say that, if any of you say it you're as bad as Jade Goody).

I'm 1/32 Native American, 1/128 Jew, and around 1/1024 horse (lonely ancestor), so I am allowed to live on a reservation, joke about the holocaust, and eat out of a trough.

What do you call a white man with a business degree? Mediocre.

What do you call a white guy whose name is James? James.

Originally Posted by Vaati

What do you call a white guy whose name is James? James.

What do you call a black guy whose name is James?

Originally Posted by 315

What do you call a black guy whose name is James?

******.

Originally Posted by 315

What do you call a black guy whose name is James?

Toby.

White men rule most of the world have the most white collar jobs and are usually rich, yet they're still jealous of blacks because they can't say ******.

Originally Posted by CVN-76

White men rule most of the world have the most white collar jobs and are usually rich, yet they're still jealous of blacks because they can't say ******.

I think it's funny how white people aren't allowed to say ******, but we're allowed to say honky and cracker.

Originally Posted by AXavierB

I think it's funny how white people aren't allowed to say ******, but we're allowed to say honky and cracker.

I think it's funny how black people only fight with knives/guns, but we can fight using everything in existence.

Originally Posted by Vaati

I think it's funny how black people only fight with knives/guns, but we can fight using everything in existence.

How come white people have all the power, yet they're still the ones that get beat up in the 'hood?

... Because we're afraid of the dark...?