I'm 90% sure I will commit suicide as opposed to dying a natural death

I will get my skull pulled out of me with the spine still attached by Sub-Zero when I say that Scorpion is cooler.

I'll most likely die from cancer.

But...if I do happen to rule the world and have a bunch of people backstab me.
I'd blow myself up.

Originally Posted by RENEEgade

I'll most likely die from cancer..

Some STD is mor likely.

Honestly I'm going for a good chance of suicide too.

I'm not there at the moment, in fact it may be several several years, but the time will come.

I'll die from fighting off the evil platapus empire, i'll be fending them off with my torch of life that i bought from spencers gifts in the back of the store. They'll be coming at me with their Super Ultra Radiated Nuclear Energy Tails, whacking me until i fall asleep. That's when i wake up and The Evil Platapus King tries to finish me off with his Two Times Super Ultra MEGA Radiated Nuclear Energy Tail! When i die some Super Hot Young Chick will be doing stuff with me or to me....hehehehe


Yeah, but i doubt that it's going to happen that way.

What is the happiest moment of your life. Say it was playing ocarina of time. Then think about who your friends were at that point of your life and think about what else you use to play. Listen to music from that moment of your life and try to get intouch with your really old mates and remember good days.

Originally Posted by Ringo Starr

Some STD is mor likely.

ouch.
That was really *****y.

Originally Posted by RENEEgade

I'll most likely die from cancer.

Cancer? Not in a while. Brutally raped and/or AIDS? Most likely.

Wow, you all shouldn't be such dicks. No wonder a lot of people lurk but never post here.

It's the cancer on here that turns people off, not the ones that try to give some chemo to this fourm.

By being a dick, you're only adding to the cancer.

Find something you are not that you would like to become and make a conscious effort to become it. You're not the first person to try to kill themself, believe it or not.

Edit: Oh, and stop paying so much attention to the world. Seriously. Sound simple? That's because it is. You have to become willing to get over yourself and your failure and move on to what you need to do to be a happy person. If you can't see yourself doing this, then you are perpetuating some silly lie. If you are not ready to admit the truth, that your life can be just fine and you can be a happy person, then yes, you will probably kill yourself.

Originally Posted by Davy Jones

By being a dick, you're only adding to the cancer.

I am the chemo on here. Like the radiation that is used in chemo, it has a nasty sting to it and a half-life of a few hours.

"Cancer? Not in a while. Brutally raped and/or AIDS? Most likely."

That isn't helpful at all. It isn't even funny. That was just *******-ish. I don't dislike you, but seriously.

He makes a damn good point. If you want to be happy you need to get the **** over yourself.

I laugh at all the angsty teenage totally zomg misunderstood people who are definitely going to commit suicide.

Be thankful for what you've got, *****es. None of you'd probably have the balls to do it anyway, though.

Knowing myself, I have WAY too much pride (the bad kind, not the good kind) to commit suicide. It's too cowardly.

I don't care how I die, I just don't want any regrets. That isn't the case so far...

Oh, and stop paying so much attention to the world. Seriously. Sound simple? That's because it is. You have to become willing to get over yourself and your failure and move on to what you need to do to be a happy person. If you can't see yourself doing this, then you are perpetuating some silly lie. If you are not ready to admit the truth, that your life can be just fine and you can be a happy person, then yes, you will probably kill yourself.

^This is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

I will spread my seed across the land and die of dysentery.

I predict that I will die a horribly violent death at the hands of my best friend after a bitter act of betrayal as we're dueling each other on top of a moving train.

Wait, how can he betray you if you're already fighting?