I'm 90% sure I will commit suicide as opposed to dying a natural death

It will be

the diabeetus.

Originally Posted by Tomcat_ha

Im currently planning a shooting at my private university named Technical Relativistic O - haplogroup L-function Lorentz Education Department. Because ive also been getting more depressed and want to get back at those who caused my trouble. Most of them happen to be there at my uni but as this is is ZU im quite sure you wont tell anyone before i do it. I already got myself the weapons ill be using. You'll be seeing me soon in the news.

Yeah, I was thinking of that too, but no guns in Ireland... Shame though, I could have easily gotten top score.

Originally Posted by Captain Cornflake

It will be

the diabeetus.

This is great.

Originally Posted by dany the dot

My psychology teacher told me exactly the opposite. Even if the person said it in a joking manner, they should be taken seriously no matter what. Just because they tell you that they're gonna commit suicide does not mean that deep down they "don't want to."

Psychology is a technique, and not a science. In some cases, I'm sure your teacher is correct. but given the circumstances....

That "I'll kill myself and make them morn for me!" attitude is a paradox. one of the requirements hat I think a person has o be mentally prepared for suicide is to simply not care about those who may morn. If you want them to morn, clearly you care what they think of you.

Another thing is the communication aspect. Sometimes the threat is made to simply see what kind of rise you can get out of those around you. Suicide is a personal choice and action. Why does a threat need to be made if the person is serious about it? why tell ANYONE who has the power to possibly stop you?

Finally, some would say that the only time suicide is logical is due to no positive influences on ones life whatsoever at all. Seeing as that's technically impossible, the final suicide requirement is INSANITY.

Those who threaten are usually just crying for attention (for example, posting it on a forum full of people you don't know) and don't know other was to obtain it.

Well, I'm 15 years old and weigh 330 lbs.

I'm pretty sure my heart attack will commense.. right.. about...

...now.

x_X

Originally Posted by Captain Cornflake

It will be

the diabeetus.

I'd like to dye from a falcon punch. An honorable discharge from life.

I'm probably gonna get speared or shot or something when my ex girlfriend finds out I'm dating her best friend.
Or I'll come up with the cure to cancer, ebola, and AIDS while in chemistry class (you'd be amazed of all the wierd things I think of while trying to look like I'm paying attention), and it will be so mindblowing that my head will explode.

With any luck, I'll be killed by Bruce Campbell.

in 50,000,000 years when the sun goes super nova

Originally Posted by Revo

in 50,000,000 years when the sun goes super nova

lrn2science

the sun cant supernova.

I will be murdered, most likely. Yay for living in The Murder Capital of Canada.

Maybe this.

Actually if I decided to off myself at age 70 or so, I'd probably jump out of a plane and try to get sucked through the jet engine. yea that'd be cool.


@Dinosaurs link:

wow old flashback.

I want to die by a Falcon Punch. Being KO'ed by the manliest man is manly.

...that's dirty.

I've already decided that it will be spontaneous combustion during hot sex.

I know it will probably have something to do with explosive decompression. That or skydiving.

Originally Posted by Black Dog

I just spit out my drink.

Maybe depression. If it ever comes back.

Heart Attack then fall down the stairs and lay there in a poll of my own blood and waste.


And to all those people that wanna commit suicide, nooooo dont do it, yada yada, you know the drill.

CRUSHED PELVISES

Probably some vital organs failing. This is a depressing topic.