I usually have fantasies in my head, some weird and far-out. Currently, my main fantasy now is interviewing Senator McCain on TV (or at least in his office in private ie not being filmed by some cameraguy). While not wholly impossible, it'll be hard to find a perfect time (for the both of us) to conduct said interview.
If my fantasy-self wasn't in Washington interviewing hotheaded senators (no offense to McCain supporters

) then it's an elementary school/highschool teacher or a novelist (the last one, I think is actually accomplishable seeing as I like to write things).
So, what are some of your weird fantasies? Remember to keep it clean and civil.
EDIT: Just on an off-topic note: Is it actually possible for a random citizen to interivew his/her senator (or any senator he/she chooses)?