The crazy things our friends do.

Originally Posted by Forte

...I'm sorry Bexx.

You serious?

Originally Posted by Tsuna

You serious?

I love Bexx.

(piss)

Damn straight, Forte xD

Also way to make me laugh in the middle of drinking orange juice Shmehzzie

Originally Posted by Shmehzzie was

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(piss)

This is hilarious.

Originally Posted by Becky-Boo

Damn straight, Forte xD

Also way to make me laugh in the middle of drinking orange juice Shmehzzie

You always win.

Thank god I wasn't drinking anything.

A friend of mine once walked in to a store, grabbed all of the toilet paper a cart could hold, and walked out of the store with it. No one said anything, and he walked all of the way back to his house with about 140 rolls of toilet paper and the store cart....

My "friends" come over my house and fart like hell in my room. It smells like someone took a dump on the floor.

Bah, I'm gonna lose my friends soon anyway.

My friend told me a story about him pouring water into a packet of sugar (which makes it look like semen), and pouring some on one of his friend's sleeping faces and the rest on a hot dog. Before his friend woke up he put the hot dog up to his crotch. When the guy woke up he slapped my friend and shouted "Dude you CAME ON MY FACE!" I wish I was there.

Me and my friend went to Food Lion and took all the toilet paper and put the end piece in the toilet and they all got sucked in and clogged the toilet.

My friend also took duck tape to his... you know. Private Hairs.

Most of the people I associate myself with are comparatively normal when placed next to some of everyone else's friends it seems.

Anyway, an old buddy of mine used to be able to play the bass with his tongue. Some would say he played better that way.

Ah Cole, I need to track that guy down.

Forte's pretty crazy fun. Always something interesting each day to look at. Ha.

Well, I've got one friend who hates to be hugged. Especially girls. When hot girls hug him he's all like "OH MY GOD, GET OFF FROM ME."

I'm pretty sure he's straight, which is what bothers me. Hell, if random hot girls ran up to me and hugged me, I wouldn't be complaining.

Originally Posted by Captain TMS

My friend told me a story about him pouring water into a packet of sugar (which makes it look like semen), and pouring some on one of his friend's sleeping faces and the rest on a hot dog. Before his friend woke up he put the hot dog up to his crotch. When the guy woke up he slapped my friend and shouted "Dude you CAME ON MY FACE!" I wish I was there.

I need to try that sometime.

Originally Posted by Black Dog

When my friend poses for pictures he shakes his hand like he's jacking off.

This.

Originally Posted by fratey

My friend usually calls a friend to call another friend to come to the first friend's place.

This.

My friend had to take culinary arts classes so now he makes penises out of various fruits. (I got a watermelon cock in the mail. D: )

Originally Posted by Beh

This.

He sometimes does it with two hands. He's the funnest person to hang out with.

Originally Posted by Black Dog

He sometimes does it with two hands. He's the funnest person to hang out with.

Y'know how someone will stand on your right side and tap your left shoulder with their finger? Well, for my friends this is a common practice and it's first instinct to look in the direction opposite the tap.

So, he gets into position where his groin is by the person face and taps the shoulder on the opposite side.

You can imagine the results.

My friend raped me.

He was my internet brother.

I kid, I kid.

I did the raeping.

I have a real pyromaniac friend and its an....interesting expirience.

This was several days after the 4th of July so we had a lot of fireworks and stuff left. He came over to my house carrying a pack of bottle rockets and a can of lighter fluid, so I immediatly knew what was happening. Appartently there was a hornets nest on the side of his house and his dad told him to take it down, buts since my friend didn't want to use wasp killer and a shovel (and because he was a twisted freak with access to flamable materials) he decided to burn it. He explained that since his house was brick and there was no grass directly beneath the nest, nothing could possible go wrong. We picked up a few more neiborhood friends and a few girls and went over to his house.

When we got to his house, he poured some lighter fluid into a small tubberware container and threw it up at the nest with suprising accuracy. He then shot the bottle rocket at the nest and the nest burst into flames and fell onto the ground (lighting a 5 foot in diameter portion of the wall on fire as well where the lighter fluid had landed) in a reletivly large chunk.

As if the steps previous to this hadn't been stupid enough, he then decided to show off for the girls. He yelled "THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!" at the top of his lungs and began kicking the nest across the yard. After about 30 second of this, his shoe caught in fire, which caused him to yell agian, this time in pain. He hoped around as we either a) yelled at him b) looked for water or a fire extinguisher, or c) laughed, pulled out our phones and shot videos, each according to thier personalities (I was in group c by the way). The fire had spread to his pant leg at this point, and he must have relized we were no help. He then ran, leaving a trail of burnt rubber and denim all the way, jumped the 3 foot fence around his yard, ran across his neibors yard, across the street, and finally diving into someone's backyard pool. He was latter taken to the hospital, treated for 1st dgree and 2nd degree burns and several bee stings as well.

One of my friends is always inviting other people to his best friend's place.

This guy I know smacks guys and girls on the butt just for laughs.
But everyone's cool with it, cause we know he's straight.

If he's straight why are the girls okay with it?