ZU Confessions:V.∞+1

I think the time from the last thread until now helped us gain some more things in which could be confessed about. It should be simple enough, confess something in your life, and talk about it. Maybe someone had a similar confesstion, etc. Please follow of of ZU's rules, and what-now while posting. Also, try to be serious about this. No "I admit that I am a whale" posts, please. Thank you.

I steal.


Well, stole. I used to work at JCPenney's, and I used to steal clothes from there whenever something caught my fancy.

I secretly love Demi Lavato. I feel ashamed.

I'll split these up as I remember them.

I'm heteroflexible... or something.
I've never or seldom had sexual fantasy about males I've been friends with or currently in real life.
The opposite is for ladies, though.
Right now, the strongest love for me is net love and that's not going to change for a long, long time.
I've bought two patron banners.
I can masturbate from zero to seven times a day though my median (since like, what, four years ago) is probably one.*

*but... 7 is not the maximum that I've done. *giggles*

Ha I ram my schools snack machines to get free snacks.

Ha I ram my schools snack machines to get free snacks.

I do that too, but with much more finesse. I have long arms and slender wrists, I was born to reach up vending machines and steal their glorious bounty.

I feel bad afterwards though.

I do it cuz it is way overpirced. 1.00 for ramen? What a jip.

I stole about £50 worth of chocolate from the local convenience shop during 2006.

- I stole a souviner coin from a shop in NJ.
- I have constent dirty thoughts since I was 10 and I can't get rid of them..
- I've stole snacks from the school. (not a vending machine)

* Even though I'm heteroflexible (eg more swaying to straight than homosexual), the past month I've had more thoughts about male(s) than females... o.o
wee
why complain.

I will take this chance to confess that I love efo. He asked me to marry him allready.

I will be MEETING UP WITH PUCK ON NEW YEARS THIS YEAR! :3 (Does that count as a confession, though?) <3

I eat way too many muffins, ranging from carrot, to blueberry to chocolate chip.

When I was small, I used to chuck my SNES on the floor when I couldn't win - I used to be filled with lots of RAAAGGGGEE.

I used to steal. One time I even had a guyfriend steal me some bologna.









I'm gay. >_>

I despise my biological father.

Honestly, I couldn't say something about him without being profane.

Originally Posted by brokenjoker

I will be MEETING UP WITH PUCK ON NEW YEARS THIS YEAR! :3 (Does that count as a confession, though?) <3

This is true <3

I'm gay. >_>

It's not a confession if everyone already know =P

• I'm asexual
• I used to steal from my old job
• According to my teacher I am lazier then sin
• I get depressed to much =O
• I don't have much of a life
• I r autistic
• I dislike confession
• ????
• PROFIT

and end

I'm sadomasochistic.
I was a bit of a kleptomaniac when I was younger. I'd steal books out of the school library.
I'm bisexual.
I have a fetish for tentacles (THEY NEVER TIRE >:9)
I am a hopeless shipper. Most of the pairings I ship could be labeled as ephebophilia.
I dislike most shonen-ai/yaoi.

That's pretty much it.

Jusus Christ-- this is truly a confession thread. :/

Here we go:

-I've been sexually inactive for a whole year.
-My mirror reflection tends to turn me on and I am therefore a narcissist.
-Porn or any other explicit material no longer gives me an erection.
- More guys than girls are attracted to me even though I am straight.

This is all for now, folks...

Ahh confessions.

-I used to steal things from teachers that I hated in Elementary school. (Varied from books to supplies)
-I am border-line bisexual
-I hate myself even though others don't
-I'm not open with my parents as I am with friends
-I always think on what others think of me, both people that I know and people that I don't know. I'm always constantly trying to hard to make a good impression on myself

I can't think of any more at the moment. XD

Let's see.

I fantasize about every attractive girl I meet, I crossdress, I steal, lie, manipulate, wish death upon humans, abuse drugs, perform altruistic acts only for self-aggrandizement, bull****, sloth about, cry, shave my genitals, wear stockings beneath my jeans, distrust...

too drunk to remember the rest.

- I am secretly insecure about how well endowed I am. I either feel too big or too small, depending on the situation.

- When I am upset, I eat. A lot.

- I thought I was gay from age 12 to 15. After that, I realized I was straight enough to know when another man was attractive.

- On more than one occasion, I've considered suicide as a viable option.

- I'm insecure about my facial hair. I can easily grow a full man's beard, but I just can't bring myself to do it. Thusly, I stick with a goatee.

- I have longer hair than most of the women in my town.

In 6th. grade, I wrote a joke about a bomb on a piece of paper. I lost the paper, then someone found it, gave it to the Principal, and then the whole school was evacuated. Ahhhh, good times... One of the funniest moments in my life.

(Of 'course there was no bomb, you sickos.)

I also admit that I am a whale.