Your Dating Experiences

Eh I'm not all that exciting or experience.

My first relationship lasted 8 months. Her dad was really strict, and did the whole stereotypical "I'm the big mean dad who's gonna glare at you whenever you're around because my girl is too good for you" routine. We were 15 and 14, and she wasn't allowed to go on actual dates at the time. A parent had to be present. So yeah, nothing too exciting.

We just generally grew further and further apart. I don't know that I ever really loved her, but I didn't have the balls to break it off, and I just sorta pretended everything would be okay. About 8 months in, she just randomly informs me [over AIM...coward] that she doesn't like me anymore. She, of course, neglected to tell me that she found some other guy. She asked him out the next day. He rejected her. Fun times
Anyway, she was a waste of my time. She was spoiled and prissy, and constantly wallowing in self-pity.

So I was single from August of '07 until July '08. My curent girlfriend [almost 4 months now] is great, and I'm genuinely happy. We did stuff together [movies, mini-golf, etc] just as friends for a few months before officially dating. I asked her out July 3rd during the fireworks show, and things have been going much, much better than my first relationship. An unlike my first girlfriend, this is someone I can actually see myself with a long time down the road. The first girl was more like "She cute, I like her, but I know it'll never work..."

no time for super finite details right now, but a brief summary perhaps will suffice.

8th grade: youth group chick (i'm raised methodist). very bad kisser (overly mobile lips, like a horse) she seemed superficial as well, but I didn't care cause she was really cute. (irony?)
10th grade: orchestra chick. very pretty. never kissed her though. dated for a month. was weird because she was friends with my little sister.
11-12th grade: HS sweetheart. I got put on the friends list. she was very spiritual/religious and didn't see the point in dating unless it was for getting married. (grrr.......) beautiful girl, a little thin, like me. amazing voice and talent for composition.
College 1st year: ahh the fun begins here. Drunkeness kissing with random conservatory friends.
Summer: met and started dating a bulgarian/german/russian violinist living in Dallas area. She didn't tell me she had a boyfriend. = \ (i even drove 7 hours to hear her play tchaikovsky violin concerto.....grrrr......)
the next summer: met and briefly dated a Chinese Cellist. Her playing was about as good as her english, but wow she was a real looker. She wanted me to go with her back to China to meet her parents and that's when I was like....errr.....I don't think this is gonna work out.
The next summer: my good and one of my best platonic female friends decided it would be a good Idea to date her best friend. she was/is 7 years older than me.........I was extremely depressed at the time and thought it was a good idea. I broke up with her after 4 months, realizing that we weren't compatible at all. Then a week or two later I was arrested and sent to jail for supposedly not paying a traffic violation. (It ended up being a clerikal error, IE i should not have been arrested at all in the first place......) I was released shortly after. (Karma's a *****....)
Oops, back up to the semester before last summer:

My roommated decided it would be a good idea to date a mutual friend of ours who had a fiancee
in Iraq. She falls in love with him. Then roommate breaks up with her. Then fiance comes back. He has war traumas and gets in a fight with another friend. Then they break up. She's depressed. She has no more friends and turns to me for guidance (...bad idea....). We end up driving to St. Louis together for the Radiohead show and start dating. Well, I didn't think we were dating, but she did. I didn't call her for two weeks. She didn't call me either. I start dating the 29 year old.
She hears about it. then is emotionally depressed and starts dating this other friend and they are now happily together.

OK now this semester: I told her (st louis girl) I thought we should date, sorry I was a tool and didn't call her. etc etc.....she's in love with current dude.
I'm an emotional wreck from breaking up w/ 29 year old girl. (apparently she wanted kids......)
So now...........

I'm seeing this girl from Taiwan who's a very good violist and very nice/humble/honest person. Also she speaks english.
God I hope this one ends up more normal.

/epic fail

The closest I have been on an actual date was to a simple movie... we mat at the movie and we watched it.

Although there was this one time where we went to subway together(her father and little brother were present) and then went to a movie. So I wouldnt consider this a date.

but thats about it.

Sad and pathetic

Originally Posted by Mazrath

The closest I have been on an actual date was to a simple movie... we mat at the movie and we watched it.

Although there was this one time where we went to subway together(her father and little brother were present) and then went to a movie. So I wouldnt consider this a date.

but thats about it.

Sad and pathetic

alligator jaws clamping deep into the metaphysical location where my soul should be = vagina

you have to de-fang the alligator jaws first, then things can work out, or so it would seem.

None... I need to fix that

Originally Posted by dark_deity

Haha where to begin well in the past year there has been two girls that threw me to the wall saying they like me and NEED me. The first one was cool we went out a few times and things were going great then she went to Germany that was swell she comes back says nothing to me avoids me at work and there was no real reason why she started to ignore me, she didn't meet anyone in Germany and we were having a great time before she left. She ran to college and have not heard from her in 7 months hell o well. The next one this one is the killer we started hanging out no real romance in it but over time it grew until one night on my lunch she comes running up to me saying she likes me more than her current BF I am shocked and as happy as I ever been EVER. The kicker is that she has to go see him on the way down she talks to me saying how hard its gonna be to do it but its for the best for her mostly well very long story short she tries to break it off with him and he flips telling her she dose not know what shes talking about and 5 years without him isn't long at all. Then she tells me that shes gonna tell him whats what and end. Well shes with him at this moment she completely ignored me for the time being only talking small stuff with me it seems like she has distant me from her and when he leaves I dont know whats gonna happen. She would tell me for weeks how she is gonna break up with him and that "if" feelings for him come up that she can overcome them well she couldn't and now I am hear broken man life sucks it seems every girl I show interest in tells me they like me but nothing ever happens in the end its horrible. Just got to remember that there are more fish in the sea but I am in a desert there is no water and I am alone story of my life ha ha ha.

Kids, this is an Internet Player, an offshoot of the Internet Tough Guy. He will often brag about nonexistent experiences around women in order to try and get man points when in reality, he is nothing sort of a liar. Bad grammar is part of his play on alluding others that he is some sort of player.

As far as dating experiences go:

8th grade: Three of them, only lasted one week each. Didn't even really do anything

10th grade: Went out with this one girl I only met just the week before on Valentines Day. It was pretty cool, but it only lasted a month

11th grade: Dated her for about a week after my former friend dumped her. She is a general ***** and I even still wonder why I went out with her

12th grade: Met her at school, started going out in the summer. She was an overall cool person, but it started to fall apart about 1 year and 1 month into our relationship. She now goes with a former friend of mine, bringing her very close to "*****", but she's pretty much in "naive little girl". Lost my virginity to her.

Fem: "Will you help me register people to vote with me?"
Me: "Sure. Will you join me in frisbee or -"
Fem: "I'm sorry I'll have a headache that day, I have to go out of town, I'm already dating someone, I'm doing work that day, I'm making plans with my girlfriends, I have homework to do, my sister's getting married, It's that time of the month, I'm dying."

So no dating history. I think it's because I'm white.

Oh yeah, and stop making bull**** excuses. Just saying "No" won't kill me.

Well, best relationship was actually one of those that was doomed to end from the beginning. We met a mutual friend's party and really hit it off, so much we made out in one of the empty rooms. I really wanted to start things slow, but after 1 date, things just got so intense between us and we both gave in. She told me that after she finished college(in 3 months) she was planning on moving out of state, but I didn't care and took that chance. After that we were together basically everyday for the next 3 months. It was great. And yes sometimes, it's the little things that make you happy. Like me, she loved beer, Southpark, Nintendo, cuddling (yes, it feels that good)and so much more. I won't bring up more except to say the sex was AMAZING, but that is more like icing. Like most other good things, it had to end when that time came for us to end things because she had wanted to move out of state and be a social worker. Yeah, one could argue that if she really loved me that she would stay with me, but I'm never one to get in the way of someone's dreams, and I wouldn't want anyone to do that to me. It's been over a year and a half, but I still miss her at times. But it's a good miss, not the kind that hinders or brings me down. So it is possible to love someone more even when they are gone. But that just shows the kind of big heart you have.

I keep dating psychotic girls who are OBSESSED with Japan and Anime. Obsessed.


Not cool man.

If you exclude the numerous relationships in middle school that were only forged because everyone else was doing it, I've never been in a relationship. However, this doesn't go without saying that I truly think a serious relationship is in the works at the moment.

I can sum up my dating experience in four letters.

None.

Dating experiances... heh.

My life has been marked and scorched with nothing but pain and misery, and I can sum it up in one song...

I remember when all the games began
Remember every little lie and every last goodbye
Promises you broke, words you choked on
and I never walked away,
it's still a mystery to me

[Pre-Chorus:]
Well I'm so empty
I'm better off without you and you're better off without me
Well you're so unclean
I'm better off without you and you're better off without me

[Chorus:]
The lying, the bleeding, the screaming
Was tearing me apart
The hatred (deceiving), the beatings; it's over

[V2:]
Paint the mirrors black to forget you
I still picture your face and the way you used to taste
Roses in a glass, dead and wilted
To you this all was nothing
Everything to you is nothing

[Pre-Chorus:]
Well you're so filthy
I'm better off without you and you're better off without me
Well I'm so ugly
You're better off without me and I'm better off alone

[Chorus:]
The lying, the bleeding, the screaming
Was tearing me apart
The hatred, the beatings (disaster); it's over

As wicked as you are, you're beautiful to me
You're the darkest burning star, you're my perfect disease

[Chorus:]
The lying, the bleeding, the screaming
Was tearing me apart
The hatred, the beatings; it's over
Disaster
The lying, the bleeding, the screaming
Was tearing me apart
The hatred, the beatings; it's over
Disaster

It's over now...


thats pretty much it, but I keep meeting new people,

And an old love remains fresh in my head and heart poisioning it... yet... after all that... I still love her.

My love life can pretty much be summed up: Guy with auburn hair and dark brown eyes likes ditz girl with blonde hair and blue eyes. Guy thinks girl likes him back. Girl just wants to be friends. Guy rinses and repeats.

Now seems to be different, now seems to be a girl with auburn hair (like mine) and hazel eyes and not a ditz...maybe this time around she'll actually be interested in me, which would be nice...

So one of my exes was a psycho who kept picking fights with my mates. She obviously had to go.

One of my relationships also ended over an argument which resulted from a conversation about Harry Potter. Yeah.

All of my dating experiences are fairly mundane.

I've had some wild sex, just not very interesting dates, unfortunately. I dated my dad's old band mate's daughter, who's still as crazy as I hear he was in college, and he happens to be a hardcore Ubuntu enthusiast, so most of my interesting experiences were the conversations I had with him while over at his house to see his daughter, strangely enough.

But, I guess I don't really have very many stories because I don't really date that often. I mean, I get asked to go somewhere or hang out with someone every so often, and sometimes I do accept, but it's not really a big deal for me. I'm not going around, looking for girls. They just come to me, I suppose.

Originally Posted by PyroShadow

I keep dating psychotic girls who are OBSESSED with Japan and Anime. Obsessed.


Not cool man.

I felt your pain once. I felt it.

Originally Posted by Mafoofoo

I felt your pain once. I felt it.

Did yours start trying to speak Japanese whenever they could too?

Originally Posted by Lelouch

One of my relationships also ended over an argument which resulted from a conversation about Harry Potter. Yeah.

epic lulz.

was it about whether or not Dumbledore actually had gay sex with his schoolmate BF? XD

Originally Posted by PyroShadow

Did yours start trying to speak Japanese whenever they could too?

She did and tried to get me to speak back to her in Japanese. She also tried to get me to teach her Japanese. :/

Originally Posted by Mafoofoo

She did and tried to get me to speak back to her in Japanese. She also tried to get me to teach her Japanese. :/

Oh man, I feel for ya. I really do. It's amazing how they can let that stuff get to their heads so bady.