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You complain and tick off a lot of people and play the victim. Be glad your mother didn't *****-slap you in front of everyone.
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Excuse me, do you even know who I am? I'm a living hero, I don't even feel the need to dignify this episode with a solution since I feel it is beneath me, along with my mother, but I am driven by her seemingly absurd and out-of-place outbursts.
My mother wouldn't slap me, I've already established my preeminence.
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Nothing is wrong with me. Once you achieve my level of sophistication you realize that common morality is a ridiculous institution and therefore needs to be destroyed. I pride myself on following my own set of principles, as it is an extension of my own humanity, my own development as an individual in an insane society.
I think the question here, comrade, is what is wrong with you? and the answer is as clear as today's sky: you are not on my level and as a consequence of your ignorance you see things from a commoner's view.
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Your brother needs that ****ing medication to LIVE, dumbass. I myself have a sister AND father who are diabetic, and throwing away their medication would basically be wishing death to them.
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Boohoo, diabetes runs in my family, my grandmother, brother, aunt, uncle, and one cousin all have it, and I would treat them each the same if I had the chance. Trust me, I know what it's like, and it's effects are amplified far more than whatever you're dealing with.
My brother did fine, of course my mother had to shell out some cash to receive more medication, but it firmly established that I am a force to be reckoned with and I stand on the side of duty, beauty, and the enlightened way.
Why would I need something crude and basic as medicine? I haven't even taken it in many years, and I think it's in one's best interest to lessen their dependence on such. I'm trying to better the state of things, not turn others into slaves.
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You sick ****. You don't even care about your own family, and yet you expect us to give two ****s about you BAWWWWWWWWing that mummy was mean to you?
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Max Stirner once asked "What is not my concern?" and I feel it is completely applicable here. I don't think you're comprehending my position here, Twilight Wolf, I am a person not bound by obligation and agreements I do not intend on fulfilling, and the idea of the family working as a unit together is not one I agree with.
Indeed, I am above it, but I'm stuck with it at the moment.
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You do realize that developing diabetes prior to the 20th century meant that you probably had at best a few years to live in constant torture, right? :O
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For a lifetime of eating and abusing sweets? seems like a fair exchange to me.
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Get your own breakfast, wtf.
My parents never make breakfast for me. Seriously, just suck it up. You can't hate your mother from such a little thing.
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Who said anything about cooking my breakfast? Funny, I don't think one needs to fry tofu in order for it to be edible, and I'm at a loss to understand what use orange juice would be if it were boiled.
I merely request, no, demand, that I have a glass of orange juice and raw tofu out so that I may eat quickly, it's not a big deal. What is a big deal is assuring the needs of family members who don't even live here rather than my own, and this is what she fails to understand.
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Incendiarism, you are an extremist. The similarities between you and Lee Harvey Oswald are frightening.
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What are these similarities?
Oh, and for the record, I do cook and clean for myself. You'd think I'd allow my mother the daunting task of making vegetarian foods knowing that she can't even handle opening a package of tofu or pouring a glass of orange juice? Dream on. Besides, between the two of us I am definitely the better cook.