Awkward/Embarrassing Moments

Share you awkwards moments here:

here's my story:

one saturday morning, i went down to the first floor of my house (with nothing but a t-shirt and boxers on) and was letting some instant oatmeal cook, so while that was going on, i went to the glass sliding door and did a big stretch, not knowing that my older sis was in the back yard talking with her her 5 friends, 2 of which have a crush on me, and openly admit it. so anyways i was stretching, and hear the girls that like me giggling and i see my sister holding her head so i look down and my morning wood was popping out of the hole in my boxers! i ran away faster than a speeding bullet, so the oatmeal sat in the microwave all day.

what about you people?

Dude, that sucks... Oh well, I guess they were checking out what was soon to come, eh, eh?! *is kidding*

Awkward moments? I had a few... I'll name them off

Me and my friends (3 guys including me and 1 girl) were sitting on a heater during the winter time, and we were huddled up, and the girl was panting and said "It's so ****ing cold!" and we are like "yeah..." and shivering too. Then we all looked at each other (Me at the girl, and the two guys looking at themselves and the girl and me) and then realized how close we were and we couldn't move. I instantly said "Awkwaaaaard..." and sort of sat there looking at them.

Another time was during an exam I got up and walked to the teacher to hand it in, and she was like "You forgot to sign with your signature" and I said "Oh, ****ing ****, sorry" and she looked at me like O.O and my hands instantly covered my mouth and I was like "Oops... excuse me..." and she laughed and I signed it and walked away.

One time I was showing a COP how to work his computer and actually said to him "Listen officer, do I need to remove you from the car and show you how to use it?"

I've never had such an awkward silence with an OFFICER like that in my life...

Originally Posted by Link

Dude, that sucks... Oh well, I guess they were checking out what was soon to come, eh, eh?! *is kidding*

Awkward moments? I had a few... I'll name them off

Me and my friends (3 guys including me and 1 girl) were sitting on a heater during the winter time, and we were huddled up, and the girl was panting and said "It's so ****ing cold!" and we are like "yeah..." and shivering too. Then we all looked at each other (Me at the girl, and the two guys looking at themselves and the girl and me) and then realized how close we were and we couldn't move. I instantly said "Awkwaaaaard..." and sort of sat there looking at them.

Another time was during an exam I got up and walked to the teacher to hand it in, and she was like "You forgot to sign with your signature" and I said "Oh, ****ing ****, sorry" and she looked at me like O.O and my hands instantly covered my mouth and I was like "Oops... excuse me..." and she laughed and I signed it and walked away.

One time I was showing a COP how to work his computer and actually said to him "Listen officer, do I need to remove you from the car and show you how to use it?"

I've never had such an awkward silence with an OFFICER like that in my life...

Tell us about that time you got caught looking at that girl's chest Lunk.

Originally Posted by Link

Dude, that sucks... Oh well, I guess they were checking out what was soon to come, eh, eh?! *is kidding*

Awkward moments? I had a few... I'll name them off

Me and my friends (3 guys including me and 1 girl) were sitting on a heater during the winter time, and we were huddled up, and the girl was panting and said "It's so ****ing cold!" and we are like "yeah..." and shivering too. Then we all looked at each other (Me at the girl, and the two guys looking at themselves and the girl and me) and then realized how close we were and we couldn't move. I instantly said "Awkwaaaaard..." and sort of sat there looking at them.

Another time was during an exam I got up and walked to the teacher to hand it in, and she was like "You forgot to sign with your signature" and I said "Oh, ****ing ****, sorry" and she looked at me like O.O and my hands instantly covered my mouth and I was like "Oops... excuse me..." and she laughed and I signed it and walked away.

One time I was showing a COP how to work his computer and actually said to him "Listen officer, do I need to remove you from the car and show you how to use it?"

I've never had such an awkward silence with an OFFICER like that in my life...

nice, i like the 2nd one the best though

Originally Posted by Chaos Faction

Share you awkwards moments here:

here's my story:
anyways i was stretching, and hear the girls that like me giggling and i see my sister holding her head so i look down and my morning wood was popping out of the hole in my boxers!
what about you people?

Let me guess, they were laughing at your small puny attempt of a great boardsword, wern't they?

One embarrassing moment is quite simular to Faction's incident, expect that it was with a guy. So I was taking a quick afternoon nap wearing only a t-shirt and boxers. Little did I know was that my friend was in my house while I was sleeping. So I awoke from my sleep and went to the backroom of my house (Where we usually hang out, it's a big family room on the second floor)

Surprise, my friend and sister where in that room. No not having sex, but saw me only in my boxers and t-shirt. I quicky went back to my bedroom and put my pants on and try to play it off.

1.

Originally Posted by Mafoofoo

Yep. A few years back. I slept with this random chick who ended up being the girlfriend of the captain of the rowing team I was on. :/ Caused quite a bit of strained relations but eventually it blew over. :/

2. First day of school. Only non-japanese in the whole school.

3. Having my younger brother and his friend walk in on my and my girlfriend. D: (this has happened like 3-4 times though the friend walked in with him once)

Originally Posted by Snow_Storm

Let me guess, they were laughing at your small puny attempt of a great boardsword, wern't they?

My **** is average sized for gods sake.

Originally Posted by Chaos Faction

My **** is average sized for gods sake.

WTF?

Uh, one time a girl I had a crush on came up to me and just plainly said "Do you like me?" and I couldn't answer and I was so freakin nervous. I just sat there and my face turned pale it was not fun.


Another time I was running (I like to run) in Gym. And again the girl I had a crush on was sitting down watching me and a few other kids run, and I looked at her While I was running and got distracted and fell...

Originally Posted by Riot

Uh, one time a girl I had a crush on came up to me and just plainly said "Do you like me?" and I couldn't answer and I was so freakin nervous. I just sat there and my face turned pale it was not fun.

.... Thats what girls do

Ooookay.
So once I was at the pool sporting off my summer body in my new sexy bikini, and I thought it would be a fun idea to go jump off the diving tower and impress of few of the hot lifeguards with my cool in-air backflips. So I jump, feeling all cool, and coming up out of the water, I notice that a bunch of people are staring at me, including those sexy male lifeguards. This makes me feel really impressive, so I flaunt myself around the area for about five minutes. Then I notice my friend staring at me really strangely. She walks over to me, all red in the face, and says: "Hey, you'd better look down." So I do, and I notice my top is completely missing, and I had been walking around the pool half-naked with my boobs showing for five minutes. So I had to wait with my hands covering my breasts while that smexy lifeguard dove down to the bottom of the pool and got my missing top for me.

The most embarrassing moment of my life, and I never went back to that pool again.

So, I was getting ready for work one morning. I wanted to reach out my front door and grab the newspaper off the porch, and I was in my lady underthings, but I figured - hell, no one will see me. So I open the door, and my cat comes out of nowhere and runs outside. I think - ****. She stopped a couple of feet away, so I figured I could run out really quick and grab her then run back inside and no one will see me. So I step outside, and she takes off down the driveway.

I haul ass and catch up with her and grab her (I'm standing in the middle of the driveway at this point), and as I stand up I look across the street and see my neighbor sitting on his porch looking at me.

>_>
<_<

I ran back inside. It was awkward.

Originally Posted by Marshmallow Moo

Ooookay.
So once I was at the pool sporting off my summer body in my new sexy bikini, and I thought it would be a fun idea to go jump off the diving tower and impress of few of the hot lifeguards with my cool in-air backflips. So I jump, feeling all cool, and coming up out of the water, I notice that a bunch of people are staring at me, including those sexy male lifeguards. This makes me feel really impressive, so I flaunt myself around the area for about five minutes. Then I notice my friend staring at me really strangely. She walks over to me, all red in the face, and says: "Hey, you'd better look down." So I do, and I notice my top is completely missing, and I had been walking around the pool half-naked with my boobs showing for five minutes. So I had to wait with my hands covering my breasts while that smexy lifeguard dove down to the bottom of the pool and got my missing top for me.

The most embarrassing moment of my life, and I never went back to that pool again.

now you know how i feel, but in a different sense.

Originally Posted by Marshmallow Moo

Ooookay.
So once I was at the pool sporting off my summer body in my new sexy bikini, and I thought it would be a fun idea to go jump off the diving tower and impress of few of the hot lifeguards with my cool in-air backflips. So I jump, feeling all cool, and coming up out of the water, I notice that a bunch of people are staring at me, including those sexy male lifeguards. This makes me feel really impressive, so I flaunt myself around the area for about five minutes. Then I notice my friend staring at me really strangely. She walks over to me, all red in the face, and says: "Hey, you'd better look down." So I do, and I notice my top is completely missing, and I had been walking around the pool half-naked with my boobs showing for five minutes. So I had to wait with my hands covering my breasts while that smexy lifeguard dove down to the bottom of the pool and got my missing top for me.

The most embarrassing moment of my life, and I never went back to that pool again.

Well, if you wanted your chance to get that lifegaurd, that was it.

There's this huge pizza place about 30 minutes from my house, and I got this piece of pizza.(of course) I thought that it was barbeque pizza, but it was really hotsauce.(I have a low tolerance for spicy foods) When I went back there I forgot it was hotsauce and I got it again. Very awkward.

There's this girl I like, and I was at her birthday party, and everyone was outside, and I was still inside. So I went to the backyard where they all were, but when I exited through the what I thought was open door, I ran into the screen door, and broke it off the hinges.

And I stood there as everyone looked at me. ****. Embarrassing as ****.