Give me tips to kick my brother out of the house

Nest saturday my family is going on a trip for the weekend, but my brother decided to stay behind in a real true-to-style bid to be the most annoying wretch on the planet. Actually, I just want to invite a girl over, for, you know, and I don't want him mucking up things such as what little siblings do.

I can't take him to his friend's house myself since there will be no car, and he's too fat and spiteful to walk himself, so what the hell should I do? I can't put him in a coma.

Kill him with a knife.

EDIT: Afterthought, bury the body, too. And make up a story that absolves you of blame.

Show him his favorite food, and set it out on the sidewalk, then lock all the doors and windows. In all seriousness, just tell him to go to his room and play games, or something.

Lol. XD

Nice try, CW. We all know that your first idea will work better. XP

How old is he? How old are you?

I say make up some lie about there being a all you can eat buffet at a far away restaurant.

Send him to his room to play games and push a big heavy item of furniture up against the door so he can't get out? Should muffle his yelling too.

-Pay him off?

-Make a deal?

-Trick him out of the house?

-Kill him? ...... 0_o

-....Kill him?

Originally Posted by Zien

-Kill him? ...... 0_o

-....Kill him?

You know as well as we do that that's not he answer. Twit.

How old is he? If he's young and stupid and lazy you could give him a twenty and some junk food in exchange for staying in his room. That would be enough for me

He's 16 and I'm 19.

I don't want to give him any cash since I'm broke and saving for some books, but I may give in and do it if it means some alone time.

And if I send him to our room that only leaves my mother's bed if you catch my drift and I think that's disrespectful.

Originally Posted by Zien

-Pay him off?

-Make a deal?

-Trick him out of the house?

????

Oh, you guys share a room. Now that's a bit of a pickle XD

If you know his friends you could try to talk one of them into inviting him over? That's a bit of a stretch, isn't it..

Play really loud music that he hates and make him do chores. Then he might leave....

Just send him out for the day, or make him stay downstairs. Alternatively, you could just ignore him and shove something massive and heavy in front of the bedroom door so you and your girlfriend can stay inside unbothered, whilst keeping him out. Dire threats could help too in encouraging him to leave the two of you alone.

Well at least I now know what to do to get Bex to submit or something. ;p

Junk food and a twenty here we come.

Just tell him one of his friends called and tell him that he has to walk over there. The one that lives furthest away will do. Then when he's walking, lock all of the doors and windows.

Ta-da! You are now brother-less.

Originally Posted by NuclearStar

Just tell him one of his friends called and tell him that he has to walk over there. The one that lives furthest away will do. Then when he's walking, lock all of the doors and windows.

Ta-da! You are now brother-less.

I think she has best Idea so far.

Actually, that is clever. Very clever.

Originally Posted by Holic

Actually, that is clever. Very clever.

Wow. It's way too early in the morning to be any kind of smart. I only just woke up.