13 Year Old Steals His Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers

[Chencheya]

13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers

I saw this story and couldn't stop laughing at it's sheer absurdity. In short, a kid steals his dad's credit card and buys a couple of hookers, convinces them to stay the evening and plays Halo together with them.

They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them. The escort girls, who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Most hardcore 13 year old on the planet!

[Liah]

.... XDDDD Whoa, made me laugh. Pimpin' it, junior.

XDDD

[Aeffles]

Originally Posted by Asmodeus

Most hardcore 13 year old on the planet!

Couldn't have said it better myself.

I don't know if this is weird, but if my kid did that, I'd have to like, take him out to dinner and tell him he's made of epic win.

[Spearhead]

Originally Posted by Aeffles

Couldn't have said it better myself.

I don't know if this is weird, but if my kid did that, I'd have to like, take him out to dinner and tell him he's made of epic win.

If I had a son who'd do that, then I'd praise him for it. What 13 year old would usually do something like that?

[Liah]

I don't think I'd be too happy he stole my credit card, in all honesty. That, I'd find worrisome, but honestly... Hookers and Xbox XDDD. You should totally be able to play videogames with hookers in something like GTA.

[Nox]

Silly 13 year old, hookers only accept blow and cold, hard cash!

Then again, if he's using a credit card he must have wanted something really nasty from the hooker.

[Yami]

Well, there was $3k in cash in the motel. Hmmm.

[Aeffles]

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

HAHAHAHA

[Vega]

Awwwww hell to the NAW!

Something in the milk aint clean here.

The escort girls, who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Surely they should have noticed that something wasn't quite right when they had that hotel door opened to them a couple of children? Why would they even hang around long enough to find out WHAT the kids wanted to do?

And another thing, I presume that these ladies were hired over the phone? Who in their right mind would even take a credit number from the voice of a child? There are only two people who are old enough to even own a credit card and who could possibly sound like a 13 year old: David Beckham and Minnie Mouse.

If I were those phone operators, I wouldn't have sent round a couple of prostitutes, I'd send round Victoria and Mickey.

Oh, and if you'll all allow me a Daily Mail moment - WHERE WERE THE PARENTS?!!

[Bobby Emerald]

Originally Posted by Vega

Awwwww hell to the NAW!

Something in the milk aint clean here.



Surely they should have noticed that something wasn't quite right when they had that hotel door opened to them a couple of children? Why would they even hang around long enough to find out WHAT the kids wanted to do?

And another thing, I presume that these ladies were hired over the phone? Who in their right mind would even take a credit number from the voice of a child? There are only two people who are old enough to even own a credit card and who could possibly sound like a 13 year old: David Beckham and Minnie Mouse.

If I were those phone operators, I wouldn't have sent round a couple of prostitutes, I'd send round Victoria and Mickey.

Oh, and if you'll all allow me a Daily Mail moment - WHERE WERE THE PARENTS?!!

Who said the children would use their own voices? Obviously they would impersonate someone with a deep voice over the phone.

[Diaz]

took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

Ha ha ha... That is totally funny!! IT totally crack me up!
What kind of kid will hire hookers to play Xbox with him? Ha ha ha!!!

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

I wonder what he'll do when he becomes one?? Hire hookers to congress?

[Vega]

Unless they are the children from FAME, I doubt they'd be able to pull off a convincing deception.

At best they'd sound as though they had been struck down by some kind of throat condition. I don't imagine an escort agency would send their workers round to somebody who might be contagious.

Not that I'd know about anything like this of course...

[Ralphie]

xD watta kewl Kid, stupid, but kewl

[Spearhead]

Originally Posted by Bobby Emerald

Who said the children would use their own voices? Obviously they would impersonate someone with a deep voice over the phone.

Even that wouldn't convince anyone.

[cocoaaero]

that kid is F@#KING AWESOME!

[Abyssion]

I don't care how who convinced who lol. I still find the whole thing pretty wild and fantastic. Lol. Something for him to tell his kids when he's older.

[Bobby Emerald]

Originally Posted by Vega

Unless they are the children from FAME, I doubt they'd be able to pull off a convincing deception.

At best they'd sound as though they had been struck down by some kind of throat condition. I don't imagine an escort agency would send their workers round to somebody who might be contagious.

Not that I'd know about anything like this of course...

Seriously, it's not that hard to do at 13. :/

Originally Posted by Spearhead

Even that wouldn't convince anyone.

And why wouldn't it?

[TRICKSTER]

Originally Posted by abyssion7x

Lol. Something for him to tell his kids when he's older.

Or he can hire some more hookers to listen to his story.

[Diaz]

Originally Posted by TRICKSTER

Or he can hire some more hookers to listen to his story.

Lol! Wow that kid rather play Xbox with hookers, then to take care of business!!??
Ha ha!... That'll be a good story to tell to future friends.

[Big Bro Davidia]

Guess that's what happens when you're the son of a single rich person who doesn't pay attention to you.

[Mafoofoo]

I must say, I applaud this 13 year old.

[Adhamh]

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

You know, with the fraud, thievery and prostitutes he's about halfway there already. You've got my vote, kid.

In all seriousness though, I put this through Google and there was no reputable news sites reporting this. I call bull****.

~ Adhamh.

[Queen Kara of Pen Island]

This is even better than when that 8 year old kid stole his grandma's car.