Old 05-05-2008, 06:30 AM   #1
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The Rant About Geeks Thread

Does anyone watch Beauty and the Geek?

Joe's such a loser. I hate him. They went to the snow and, I quote:

Tom: Snowball fight!
Jim: Snowball fight!
Joe: Snowball fight... club!

Holy crap!!! He's such a nerd! And he's like 25! It's called growing up.

Seriously, I hate geeks. Especially ones with online girlfriends. This one guy I know, he's 20 and has an online girlfriend who's FIFTEEN!!! He's such a loser. Gosh.

Also, he has acne. PWNED! lol. What a *****. Also, he's fat, and his parents are ugly. ALSO... his fashion is crap. He wears shirts with stains on them, from all the food he eats probably.

Okay, sure, I may be a geek, but at least I'm a cool geek! I'm physically attractive, stalk a hot-looking girl, I have it freakin' made!!!

This one guy I was on a forum with (not this one), he was such a loser, and I quote...

Me: What does diaf mean?
Him: Oh my gosh, you're such a noob.
Me: Huh?
Him: IT MEANS DIE IN A FIRE!!! NOOB!
Me: Dude I just asked a question.
Him: KILL YOURSELF!!!

Ummm yeah... he had problems.

Then there's those female geeks. But what's worse is the MALE geeks who have female geek fetishes!!!

HOLY CRAP!!!

It's called NORMAL fetishes! Like bondage!!!

Ha ha, a geek fetish? Riiight...

"Oooh mind if I make out with your glasses?"

GRR!!!

Anyway, moving on...

What's up with web comics? Web comics are for geeks. Holy crap... especially... CTR+ALT+DEL!

OH MY GOSH LOL!

That is one crappy comic! It's so crap! I printed out every comic though.

...To use as toilet paper!!!

Aaaand what else, oh yeah, I hate geeks at parties. I'm like, at a party and I see a geek standing there. I go up to him, and I quote...

Me: Dude what are you doing here. This is for cool people only.
Him: If you don't like it, sign out!

SO I DO!!! And that was the last time I went on Habbo Hotel!!!
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Old 05-05-2008, 06:32 AM   #2
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Would someone mind sending me a PM telling me what the heck is going on here?

Until then...

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