Best/funniest distraction at school that has happened to you

Originally Posted by Margar

I just heard a story today about 9 high school seniors that wanted to pull a prank that didn't hurt anyone or destroy anything- just pure fun- so 8 of them got banana costumes and one got a gorilla costume (their parents called them off that day)
then they ran into the school with the gorilla chasing the bananas and yelling "seniors 08!"

THAT is brilliant! tha bad part- they all got 7 days suspension, are not allowed to attend prom, AND won't be allowed to go across the stage at graduation.
I can understand the first two punishments, but come on- let them have their moment at graduation! the penalty for fighting is only 5 days suspension....


anway- nothing that great happened at my school. Nope. nothing coming to mind.

Lol funny! But 7 days suspension?! You get less days for being in a fight!

Ah, on Friday in tutor group (in a science room) when we walked in someone had stuck a piece of paper on the fume cupboard with a drawing of an lolcat in a fume cupboard with, "I'm in ur fume cupboardz, contaminatin' ur labz" written on it.

The best thing to happen at my school was when this uppity perverted nerd got the **** beat out of him after messing with the wrong kid. However I was not there to see it, so it was only half-good.

My algebra teacher is awesome! He always taking 15 minutes at the end of the period to tell jokes or talk about the history of metal(the music). Sometimes the whole class is ranting about how stupid the state testing system is, and he joins in.(That teachers brother is one of the mythbusters to so he gets bonus points for awesome.)

My english teacher is great also, he makes fun of all the students. Sometimes he starts singing in his opera voice.(Teachers from across the school complain when ever that happens.)

One time I tried to get out of presenting one of my projects by claiming I had a very bad case of bipolar disorder and could freak out at any moment. That took away about 15 minutes.

On April 1st I rick-rolled my science class. I was the one singing It!

when our biology teacher told us that the most important one syllable word we'd ever need to know is gene, then he changed his mind and said that the 2 most important one syllable words we'd ever need to know are gene and pie

Well, I have a few.

First of all, playing Penis is always fun. Somebody and another person whisper the word "penis". Every time someone says it, the next person has to say it louder. First person to get caught looses.

There was this one time when I stirred up enough courage to say "that's what she said" to a teacher. My math teacher took it ok. He's pretty cool.

Also, one time in the middle of social studies this year, somebody dropped a 5x5 Rubik's cube on the floor and it shattered into a million pieces. My teacher had to rebuild it the while rest of the period.

There was this story called "the birds" we read in language arts where birds attacked people. There was this one part when this lady was like "a bunch of tits attacked me!" Everyone was in stitches, particularly because nobody knew that a "tit" was a species of bird.

Also, there was this one time where people thought a box fulla PVC pipes was a bomb, and there was a huge bomb scare. It was fun.

Anyway, I have a million more, but that's all I can think of for now.